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Challenge #00718 - A353: One Afternoon in a High School Classroom

“The Mongols sent diplomatic caravans to establish an alliance with them, and they responded by massacring them. Twice. Subsequently the region’s population dropped by 90% or so for some reason.”

[AN: My internet is a sack of suck at the moment, so I’m doing the most recent prompt. My apologies to those who were waiting for their prompt to turn up. I will find a way to get to your prompt]

“Whoah, whoah, whoah…” Mrs Green stopped Darla in the middle of her presentation. “Really? You couldn’t find the reason why the population dropped? Everyone knows it was the Mongols.”

“There’s no historical evidence for that, Mrs Green,” said Darla. “The Mongols weren’t big on keeping records and survivor accounts could be biased. It could have easily been a rival faction in disguise.”

“The Mongols had motive,” Mrs Green argued. “Their envoys were slaughtered. And following the second offence, the people in that area were almost wiped out.”

“Correlation is not causality, Mrs Green,” Darla argued. “And a counter-argument is that the survivors didn’t like the Mongols anyway and claimed that the deaths were due to them in an attempt to gain allies against them.”

Mrs Green sighed. “Do you have any other evidence for your theories?”

“No more evidence than ‘the Mongols did it’, m’m.”

“I want your sources, of course.”

“I have a bibliography, with page numbers, paragraphs, and ISBN’s.”

“…of course you do…” muttered Mrs Green. “Continue…”

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Challenge #00717 - A352: Pre-Luddite

The first cyborg hate crime probably happened around the time the first peg leg was ripped off with malice aforethought.

“Ereb… ka… heb…” Lynn dutifully wrote down the hieroglyphs and checked the translations. Her quest for extra credit had her translating old manuscripts that had been collected from, apparently, the dawn of time.

This was an ancient form of writing, from the super-early period of Egyptian civilisation, so translation was especially tricky.

She stretched the kinks out

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Challenge #00716 - A351: As the Station Turns

Aliens of all kind discover Soap Operas, have fun with the adaptations and scripts and of course the fans. — knitnan

Serialised drama is nothing new. The fact that it invaded the known universe before the humans made themselves known is the only thing from stopping the accusing finger pointing at those dangerous primates. And there is a legend that some baffling ancient alien went around the universe and introduced infant species to the concept. But some people will say anything…

Even the

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Challenge #00715 - A350: The Truth is Out There

Assume the plane in prompt 00691 - A326 is the missing Malaysia Airlines plane, or another mysteriously vanishing flight. It finally lands on the planet and the pilots try to flag down a passerby to ask for directions home.

25th of May, 2003.

As soon as they were out of range, a party broke out on board.

“We did it!”

“WOO!”

“We got our own goddamn JET!”

Shrieks and whoops and general celebration lasted all of

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Challenge #00714 - A349: One Thing in Common

Video Prompt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4dT8FJ2GE0

6 people singing an Icelandic hymn in a German train station with excellent acoustics.

If there was one phrase Rael learned to dread, it was any variation on, “Let me get my axe,” from Ambassador Shayde. On one hand, it meant something historical was going to happen. On the other hand, it meant that she would gather crowds.

And there was always at least one who thought he was part of

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Sonic Rainbows

Neil Harbisson’s TED Talk “I Listen to Colors” (I recommend checking it out first) is what inspired this submission idea, as did the phenomenon of synaesthesia.  What if, somewhere in your Amalgam Universe, there was an alien race out there for whom normal perceptions of color and sound were not like humans, but color and sound were interrelated - fashion was chosen for how it sounded rather than how it looked, portraits were heard symphonies, and music and speeches could be

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Challenge #00712 - A347: Jinge Bells, Santa Smells

Santa’s elves go union!

“Two! Four! Six! Eight! Hear us, Kringle, we can wait!” The chant filtered through the stained glass windows of the Head Office.

Kris Kringle, aka Santa Claus, aka The Jolly Elf of the North, was not that jolly. He was perspiring, despite the cold, and highly nervous. He cleared his throat seventeen times before he put his foot in his mouth with, “And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?”

The elves

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Challenge #00711 - A346: Saved!

Serial killer (real Hannibal Lechter-type) turns himself in to the authorities a sobbing wreck after months of being hounded by a pair of REALLY persistent Jehova’s Witnesses.

Every serial killer makes one big mistake, and for Kevin Leerie, that mistake was answering the door one peaceful morning to the door-to-door evangelists.

“Have you heard the good word of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?”

“Rack off,” said Kevin, and slammed the door.

He should have pretended he

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Challenge #00710 - A345: Vicious Competition

MongoCorp runs across a rival business concern…AzTech.

Despite the near meteoric rise of MongoCorp Consolidated Business Concern, there was a rival in the South Americas. AzTech Incorporated.

They profited by a pyramid franchise scheme that sent prescribed percentages of profits to the central offices in Tacuba, and busily recruited and expanded all around them.

Their flagship products were QuetzlcoatlNet and the Obsidian Drive. The sharpest technology on the planet.

But their sacrificial employee management skills were in direct opposition to MongoCorp&

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Challenge #00709 - A344: The Fright of a Lifetime

‘Hey Arnold!’ meets 'Aaahhh! Real Monsters!’. Go as the Muse moves you.

“It was hideous,” he bawled, “HIDEOUS! I can’t go back there. I just can’t.”

Krumm patted his back.

Oblina soothed, “There, there, darling. It can’t be that bad…”

“You didn’t see it,” Ickis whined. “It had horrible green stuff on its face! And its hair was this awful sunshiny

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Challenge #00708 - A343: Generations Ago...

T’reka is regaled by tales of the Emu War…by smarter-than-expected emus.

[AN: This has to be a descendant of the original T'reka the Inquisitive]

She had found them fascinating on her trip to the famously dangerous Australia of Earth. And they found her fascinating, too.

When she discovered that they had a language… That was the most interesting thing to cause T'reka the Questioner to extend her stay.

Central-Australian Emus were intelligent.

“Ah nah, we’re not

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Challenge #00707 - A342: Honey-Bunny Booboo

A window into the daily life of a mixed family roughly one generation after “The Invasion of the Rabbit Women!”. 

[AN: For those too busy to scroll through their dash or my blog, that’s this post here: the-hunt-begins ]

A century following the invasion and colonisation of Sol, much had changed. Most of those changes were completely lost on Tirena, age six. She had a happy home, and the best parents and siblings.

Tirena had been flipping channels on the holovision

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Challenge #00706 - A341: Tonight on Border Patrol...

Team of Japanese Magical Girls encounter their greatest threat…Customs Agents.

“Do you need an interpreter?”

“My am English very good,” said the Japanese girl with a big grin. “No worries mate!”

Her friends looked decidedly more dubious about her skills.

“All right,” the Customs Agent Veronica sighed, “Do you know why you were called over here?”

“Chucka su-rim-pu on-u baa-bee!”

“…riiiiight.”

A brief argument in Japanese

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Challenge #00705 - A340: Someone Thought of the Children

Various cable news channel’s reactions to Kermit T. Frog running for political office as an Independant, with the re-animated corpse of Fred “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” Rogers as his running mate. 

Fred Rogers looked just as he did when he was alive. He had the same ready smile and the same sparkle in his bespectacled eyes. He had the same sweater on that he wore in his last show.

But that wasn’t the disturbing part.

The disturbing

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Challenge #00704 - A339: And Yet it Moves

A child learning that their planet moves, so when they jump up, they can never come down in exactly the same place.

Paulie considered the sidewalk. It had been in front of her house forever. Mom let her draw on it before it rained. This time, the chalk in Paulie’s hand had been purloined from the art box in secret.

She made an X on the pavement. Right by her gate. And stood on it carefully. Concentrated. Jumped!

And came

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