A 7-post collection

Of all the fucking dipshits...

Two teens in plague-riddled Melbourne decided they could skate around the rules no problem. They did this by flying to Sydney, staying inside the airport terminal, lying about where they were from, and then subsequently flying to Brisbane and repeating their Great Lie Schtick.

They've now been whacked on the head by a $4K fine, but that's small comfort. Why? Because they were rattling around loose for eight days. Unaware that they were spreading plague everywhere they went. Including the private school I mentioned yesterday.

That's eleven venues exposed, with Powers-know-how-many patrons in there, plus their familes, friends, and anyone they were near for EIGHT FIRKIN DAYS.

Meanwhile the Karen who filmed herself obstructing public health has been publicly arrested and added "Resisting Arrest" to her rap sheet. She's a dangerous, entitled bitch who's encouraged others to follow her lead and I hope they throw the book at her and all her followers.

Also in the news:

  • News of the aforementioned Covidiot teens has caused a panic in Queensland. I expect to see a lot more masks when I'm out and about - and a lot less toilet paper
  • Couple holidaying in plague country surprised to find that they're the only idiots out in the streets
  • There is a list of places that the aforementioned covidiots who caused the newest outbreak have been to
  • Police in Victoria are doorknocking to find active cases and I am praying that the people at home firkin comply instead of giving shit
  • Muppet defends hydroxy doctor who also claims doctors are using alien DNA to treat people for assorted maladies
  • Same doctor also claims that gynaecological problems are caused by demons having sex with women while they sleep. I am not bullshitting
  • Muppet walks out of the briefing when the press ask too many questions about this 9_9
  • Anti-maskers have a script and I want them to die

The family has been going at the cream thanks to my purchase of some SUPER spicy packet noodles, so I shall reluctantly go shopping for the same once the shops open up. Wearing my mask, keeping my distance, and hoping I don't spot a Karen in action because I might just smack a bitch.

The Clusterfuck Continueth

Just as they're easing restrictions, we have a cluster of new cases and who would have predicted this? Oh, wait. Literally everyone who knows how viruses work. Good job.

The conspiracy theorists have more fuel for their fire because a lab in Wuhan allegedly shut down due to some mishap. This could be: (a) a direct result of funding loss because The Muppet doesn't believe in science, (b) actual protocol related to a suit puncture or spillage or something of the ilk

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Mayhem was sick, yesterday. Pointing finger aimed at a whole load of sugar over the holidays. We both decided that he would be better off going without sugar for a bit and seeing if that improved things for him.

Three guesses what Mayhem decided to do in the middle of the night?

He made the supremely "wise" decision to raid someone else's Erastide gift, and break it in the process. Without even bothering to ask if it was anyones.


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Slow start

I didn't get to sit at my computer until 10AM, today. We went shopping after getting the kids to school.

And I'm learning how corporations are getting everything messed up so they can make more money. Like, even more than I suspected. The profit motive is the most insidious and venal motive there ever was.

Monsanto is excellent at killing things. And that includes its customers. And the soil their products are used on.

I am very glad we're going to be

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Setting up and Botheration

I'm setting up an alternate account where I can talk about things that I can't really talk about here. Of course I won't be linking to it, because it will give things away that I have to protect.

When I get back to my Shrink [I have a Shrink, now!] I'll tell them, but otherwise, it's between Beloved and I and whomsoever finds me to follow.

And because this is my first sort-of-persona, I'm still nervy about letting my ugly mug be

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Like, follow and reblog if you dislike follow-trolls, like-whores and reblog monkeys

It’s the Tumblr bestiary and it’s right under the cut.

I’ve noticed a few trends with Tumblr of late, and these are the three that get on my pecs the most.


This blogger used to say insightful things. Or post lots of images that just plain made your day. You scoped out their whole blog, which was also loaded with insightful wisdom. For a few weeks, your life is made better by their insights.


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Poo bum wee

I just spent all day trying to come up with something clever and winding up with fail.

And then, to top it off, I tried to make Spore work on my Mac again.

I know there’s worse things to happen to people than spending all day on a computer, but… I was trying my hardest to be clever and the universe just kept on reminding me that I’m stupid.

I feel pretty damn worthless right now.


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