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Challenge #01293-C198: Those Who Remain

Prompt: A segment of the population does not believe anyone ever walked on the moon. Some probably do not believe their species ever gained space travel. What happened to them when so many members of the population left for the stars? -- Anon Guest

Space was hard to ignore for a conspiracy theorist. It was impossible for humans to leave the Earth. Simply impossible. The fact that so many of their fellow humans were doing it was not a fact at all.

Galactic humans, centuries after their colonial forefathers slipped the surly bonds of Earth, called it The Shattering. With ominous capitals. But what it was was pieces of Terran culture hurtling down time and space to other worlds. Some of it has yet to be seen again.

And those left behind did not feel it was their duty to maintain a backup. Most found the contents of Earth's vast and scientific libraries to be heretical, when they weren't found to be blatant untruths. Only the most convenient of the sciences were allowed to persist. Those who maintained them and knew some of the truth were permitted to continue, but science as we know it went underground.

Those remaining behind could implement their isolationist ideas without fear of opposition.

They called this a good thing.

Earth became a miserable place to live. It was no surprise that those who saw the winds of change fled for either nearby planets or the stars. Populations plummeted.

Those left behind, fervent in their fanaticism, saw this as a sign from their god. There was little time for luxury, since it took ten people with their feet in the mud to keep one with their head in the clouds. Therefore, the remainders shunned it. They turned away from technology and business, and went all the way back to making their own bread by the sweat of their brow.

They called this a good thing.

Those who did not fit the rigid rules of their society, those who asked too many questions, and those who thought too long on subjects they should have ignored... those were exiled. Left to find their way in the wilderness.

They continued on, in willful ignorance, and let the rest of the world, the rest of the universe, pass them by.

And they called this a good thing.

It was the exiles who found each other. Who read or recited the surviving teachings. Who looked at the way things were taught and who looked at the way things were and said, "These don't match." They did not know what was true, but they were determined to find out.

It was the exiles who banded together and founded new cities. Who found new ways to breed wheat or crops. Who revived science from its ashes and uncovered truth after truth. Who found, after centuries of oppression, ways to grow food that didn't require vast tracts of land to support those who lived there.

And it was the exiles who went underground, much like Jules Verne's Morlocks, and found remnants of a world that once was. A better place. They hunkered away from the militant and violent isolationists. Kept themselves safe from those who would kill anyone who soiled their world view with truth. Found ways to communicate with the colonies on the Moon or on Mars.

We are here, they said. We seek the truth.

The isolationists saw aliens visiting far-flung mountains and distant, forbidden soil. They weren't very wrong, not really. Those who lived on Mars and those who lived on Luna were changed by their time on other planets. Some were taller and frailer. They had to wear special bracers to protect themselves against the heavy gravity of Earth.

They brought with them the forbidden knowledge. Things they thought worthy and worth keeping. They brought vital DNA samples, of stronger genetics that they had been working on whilst the isolationists kept inbreeding themselves to the brink of destruction.

And they brought a mission to save humanity.

In secret, in the cover of darkness and with special sedatives, they invaded the isolationist colonies and implanted embryos with improved DNA. Some were inserted into married women. Some weren't. If the isolationists saw something in the rise of 'virgin' births and 'miraculous' pregnancies, they did not tell anyone but each other.

Many had lost the art of literacy. They could not write their stories down, only pass them on to their own.

It took well over a century, but the suspicions of the UFOlogists came true. Beings from other planets did come down from the sky to implant their children in unsuspecting human women.

They would likely never know, but this was a good thing.

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Challenge #01292-C197: The Best Place by the Fire

http://haberdashing.tumblr.com/post/146903793739/my-fever-thoughts-the-last-two-days

There's got to be one species that's impressed by storytelling even if it's not solely humanity's "thing" in amalgam -- Gallifreya

One good thing you can plausibly state about humans is that time spent with them is never boring. Of course, that was their chief combination of blessing and curse. They were never boring.

Most species took to space for reasons of economy. Things on their homeworld were no longer easy to obtain. Yet there

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Challenge #01291-C196: Bat Rogers in the 22nd Century

I finally found the full text of this!

http://somebodiesdaughters.tumblr.com/post/118571240112/spacebat

This brave little bat has multiple video tributes on youtube (this one's my favourite, even though there's probably better ones, it's the one that's stuck with me), at least one song written specifically for them, a website, fanart, posts every year saying that we have not forgotten them, and multiple news articles about them (the one I first read, waybackwhen, was titled 'Shuttle-Riding Bat Dies

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Challenge #01290-C195: Early Confusion

"There's a ladybug in my room!"

"Did you really call me at 3AM to tell me that?"

"I'm about two seconds away from burning this place down!" -- OohLookShiny

It took Cal a minute to recalculate what the hell Ch'v'th was talking about. "...no. No. Absolutely not. No. Don't."

"But the ancient rhyme of your people..."

"...does not tell you to set your house on fire. You tell the ladybug that her house is on fire."

There was a slight pause and

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Challenge #01287-C192: So Like Immunity

The immune system is constantly walking the razor thin edge between doing sweet fuck all and killing you as collateral damage in an apocalyptic war. -- RecklessPrudence

They said that humans were much like their own immune system. Q'voth took that to mean that they were proof against anything that wanted to kill them. There was no way that a direct attack would work.

Therefore, Q'voth played the long game. Ingratiating her people with the humans. Infiltrating their everyday life. Whittling away

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Challenge #01283-C188: Steep Learning Curve

Names of recordings of training scenarios.

"Ode to places a cutting torch should never go"

"Three drones, one airlock and no sense"

And the cautionary tale about plasma torches, hypergolic fuel and explosive decompression simply entitled: "Don't" -- RecklessPrudence

Human training videos were baffling. They seemed designed to entertain, but also contained the full, gruesome consequences in order to horrify their audience into learning the lesson.

Newbies, it seemed, were suicidally incompetent. Sometimes, they were also homicidally so. And chief amongst their

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Challenge #01282-C187: Boredom Unbecoming

Something for the SPOEns: "Words are perhaps the most vulgar of all of humanity’s inventions, in that there is no benefit in keeping them sacred and locked away. Their true magic only takes place when they are read and spoken by many." -- RecklessPrudence

Rael looked at the quote on the graffiti wall. Then he looked at the larger tangle of artistic font that sprawled across the greater effort. Once decoded, it read, Evolve or die!. And worse, Shayde had written

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Challenge #01278-C183: Kintsugi Ronin

The art of repairing pottery with gold or silver lacquer, understanding that the piece is more beautiful for having been broken. This can also apply to People. -- Knitnan

The ships' human was, in their own words, winding down. They had extracted themself from their armoured shell, removed the thermal suit that helped regulate their temperature, and otherwise stripped down to their Skins.

Most Gigaru kept away from the human at this point. Downtime was important to these mammals. And yet Kithkith

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Challenge #01273-C178: The Coffee Oath

"It is caffeine alone..." You know the rest of this quote. Have fun. -- KnitNan

Theobromine was dangerous for most species, but humans took it in several different preparations. This was the waking preparation, as the ship's human went about their post-somnolence ritual.

Humans could push themselves to operate for an entire standard day, if they needed to. Their human had just done so, and proceeded to sleep for an astonishing twelve hours. Now they emerged, still in their sleeping clothes, to

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Challenge #01267-C172: Nothing to See Here

Your challenge today is to write your entire oneshot without using the word "the" -- Gallifreya

[AN: and one of my favourite words, too]

They never came to Barabindaru, a tiny little town that used to have its glory days in years of steam, when coal and water were vital to moving. They did not settle in Farmer Tarlee's paddock and wander around for up to half an hour before Kid Tarlee paddled over to have a chat.

There was some extended

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Challenge #01266-C171: He's Just a Softie, Really

http://iopele.tumblr.com/post/145552354602/iamacutetiger-cosmictuesdays-pilgrimkitty

Captain Steve and his horgler -- Anon Guest

Humans will pet anything. It is a fact as true as their renowned insanity. They get reward through tactile contact and it is part of their pack-bonding process. Almost nothing, short of losing their arm on contact, will stop them.

The only thing that has stopped them in the past is knowledge of the frailty of the thing they wish to touch.

Humans stopped by planetary station

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Challenge #01263-C168: Bodyguard

http://iztarshi.tumblr.com/post/145107805571

On the flipside, when the space orcs want you safe, you are very safe -- Anon Guest

There were times when Talil could swear that humans were made of determination and venom.

They were not, strictly speaking, toxic. Not completely. But their skin was host to ecologies of bacteria that made their lives possible, and had been weaponised against Havenworlders. Their guts were hosts to bacteria that were toxic even to them. Their bites could fester

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Challenge #01257-C162: Vital Skills

There are things we need to be able to do to cope or succeed in Life. How to light a fire, cook a meal. Pick a Life skill and how it works. -- KnitNan

Red alert roused Pel from unconsciousness, and, because it was an urgent alarm, she launched herself from her bunk and into her lifesuit before she had fully opened her eyes. It was a matter of course for a Spacer to be able to get into their emergency gear

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Challenge #01243-C148: Morning People

http://kenzyshipseverything.tumblr.com/post/126911368896/nicckpetricca-this-video-is-actually-my

Imagine your otp -- Anon Guest

Music was playing. Something ancient from the Vault, shared on something called a 'mix tape' by Ambassador Shayde into Lyr's personal file collection. Whatever it was, it was too jumpy to be morning music.

Jule attempted to burrow under the covers without moving much. Why his best-beloved had to be so darn frenetic on the mornings of her holidays was a mystery. This was their mutual time off. They

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Challenge #01242-C147: Confused in Translation

http://haberdashing.tumblr.com/post/143298955329/motorizedduck-translating-is-hard-work-even -- Gallifreya

"It is... ah... what is word? A means of communicating when no longer present. Wisdom to be passing down from generations. Time... pressed...into formats for sharing."

"That," said M'llix, "Sounds rather impressive."

"No. Not being impressive. Is much common," said the human. "So everywhere that is ignored. People using for profession considered not having real profession. Is basis for all entertainments, but overlooked. Children is learning from young age, mastery of such.

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