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myampgoesto11: Pedro Reyes: Imagine Imagine is a set of 50 musical instruments fabricated out of destroyed weapons - revolvers, shot-guns,...

myampgoesto11:

Pedro Reyes: Imagine

Imagine is a set of 50 musical instruments fabricated out of destroyed weapons – revolvers, shot-guns, machine-guns, etc. This work is a progression of Palas por Pistolas (2008), where 1527 weapons were melted and made into the same number of shovels to plant 1527 trees. In April this year I got a call from the government who had learned about Palas por Pistolas, they told me a public destruction of weapons was to take place in Ciudad Juarez and asked me if I was interested in keeping the metal, which would otherwise have been buried as usual. I accepted the material but I wanted to do something new this time. 6700 weapons, cut into parts and rendered useless, were given to me and I set out to make them into instruments.

A group of 6 musicians worked for 2 weeks shoulder-to-shoulder turning these agents of death into instruments of life. The task was challenging but they succeeded in extracting sounds, from percussion to wind and string. It’s difficult to explain but the transformation was more than physical. It’s important to consider that many lives were taken with these weapons; as if a sort of exorcism was taking place the music expelled the demons they held, as well as being a requiem for lives lost.


Swords into ploughshares? Pft. Old hat.

Genderswap Todd & Sara?

(#00010)

“On the plus side, that outfit looks better.”

Sara continued to glare daggers at Forge. She -currently ‘he’, if only physically- did look trim and toned in what could only be described as an olive-khaki swimsuit without the shoulder straps.

Todd did not look any better as a girl, either. His/her uniform was not flattering on either gender. “Dayumn, this does make my ass look big…”

“It shouldn’t matter for

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 17

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Seventeen: Hess’ Games: Hide And Seek

[AN: You’re gonna have to wait at least a chapter before you find out

about Kitty. Ha! >:) ]

  Underground. Dark. Smells bad. Old blood.

  Monsters restless. Feel sick.

  Something else. Bad Time smell. _Nacht in der Blute_ and stale sex. Bad. Very bad.

  Kurt flickered into wakefulness. Barely. Head was full of fog. Katzchen? Tied up. Can barely move. Katzchen hanging. Harness. Still breathing. Looks

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Watching an alien home shopping channel, while drunk, and ordering some very interesting things (bonus: the aftermath of said shopping...

(#00009)

Hwell Barrow, bored and forbidden from talking to anyone outside of the hostel in person, was channel surfing the local entertainment feeds. At least Ax'and'l had forgotten about requesting an absence of mini-bar, thus lending an element of entertainment to his otherwise dull evening.

That green stuff. It really packed a whallop.

He didn’t understand a word they were saying. But that didn’t stop him making up stories as he watched. Two green things with violently vibrant

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About Male Privilege: iamthelittlefish: My mom thinks that my hairy armpits are 'unsanitary'...

About Male Privilege: iamthelittlefish: My mom thinks that my hairy armpits are ‘unsanitary’...

iamthelittlefish:

My mom thinks that my hairy armpits are 'unsanitary' and 'unsightly', that I 'look like a monkey' and that I'm 'one of very, very few people' who don't shave.

PLEASE reblog this is you're a female who doesn't shave, whether it be legs, armpits, or pubes. She really…

Free range legs, here. I only shave my pits when I’m wearing tank tops.

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 16

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Sixteen: Things That Make You Go AUGH!

  “Twongngngng…” said Kurt, making rubber-band-flicking motions with his hands.

  Kitty was already helpless with laughter. “Stoppit… You fuzzy sadist… Oh, my ribs… like, *owww*… I’m dying…”

  Kurt laughed, also reliving the funniest, most sadistic short he'd ever seen on the screen. It was worth it to see her laughing again. She was so tense about

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"Being able to talk to animals isn't as great a gift as you'd think."

(#00008)

Presented here for your education, a man who should have been aware of the axiom, “Be careful what you wish for.” John neglected to think first and wish later, and now he is destined to live the rest of his life… in the Twilight Zone.

John staggers down the street. It would be hard for the casual observer to guess that he had once been a doctor. Or even a man of high class. His eyes are ringed

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A mad scientist, a minion, and fire-breathing sheep.

(#00007)

“IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE!”

“Yes, master.” Igor had always agreed that being agreeable lead to a longer life. Broaching the niggling little problem in a delicate way was going to be… problematic at best.

“Go, my beautiful creation! Go and create marvellous havoc on those unsuspecting rubes!”

The creature lurched off the slab, belched fire, and said, “Baaa?”

Of all the mad geniuses to sign up with, he

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Not all weres turn into mammals.

(#00006)

“I’m dangerous,” said Claire. “You shouldn’t be around me.”

“I don’t care,” Tracy sobbed. “I love you and you can’t send me away.”

“At least keep your distance. I can’t control what I do under the full moon. Please, Tracy.”

Tracy did not want to let go. “Why? What happens during a full moon?”

Claire pushed her away. “

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In a sushi bar, with an alien, while on a blind date

(#00005)

“I don’t know why I agreed to this,” grumbled Rael.

“It’s all ye can eat sushi, what’s not t’ love?” Shayde primped, using her reflection in the sneeze guard as a mirror. “Is he here yet? Can you see him?”

“Nobody is wearing any variety of dead foliage.”

“Pink carnation. It’s a flower. Flowers are prettier.” Shayde evidently gave up on getting

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Challenge #00004: They Fight Crime (made rebloggable by request)

Romance springs up between the newbie medical examiner and the girl who runs a crime scene cleanup company (female/female pairing)

First crime scene. Ever. Nobody else had to know this. Just walk like you own the place. Act like you belong. Check out the corpse, note any significant details and toddle on back to the office. No big deal.

Alice thusly walked with confidence until she encountered the first thing nobody told her.

Death has a smell.

The bodies in anatomy

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Fanfic Time: Don't Pity Me part 15

Very much NSFW fic continued from yesterday:

Fracture Fifteen: An Encounter in the Mall

[AN: This chapter contains nastiness that’s in reference to another book, which is Kaz Cooke’s _Up The Duff_ :) Go Kaz! Just don’t sue me. I’m broke]

  It was, as Kurt kept singing, a magical mystery tour. He got her fabulous-looking clothes that were a size too large on purpose, telling her that she’d better work on growing into

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