Realm of the InterNutter

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sexuallycanadian: I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE See? This is why we can’t have nice things. Idiots like the WBC blaming everything on...

sexuallycanadian:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE

See? This is why we can’t have nice things.

Idiots like the WBC blaming everything on the homosexuals. Or telling us it was a message from God, saying -in essence- “you stop that Homo shit now”.

Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle…

God did not send the bombs. The hands of a human made those bombs, and put those bombs there. Three people died. twenty-something more were hurt.

And, very possibly, the hands of a WBC member put those bombs there so WBC would have something to do or so they could get away from the house made of rainbows and win. But don’t take my word for it. I don’t know. I’d just love to see Fox News do backflips to try and justify the actions of a white, bible-thumping right-winger who swallowed all of the rage the media’s been pumping into him. But I digress…

God did not do this.

I’m pretty certain that if God wanted some people to know something, He would make the message a hell of a lot clearer. And He certainly would not put the word out via the likes of the WBC.

Shut up and go home WBC. Nobody likes you. Not even your mother.

Challenge #00103: One Fine Day in the Xavier Mansion's Sub-Sub-Basements

“Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.”

“That’s a scary quote from you, hon,” said Todd.

Sara, waist-deep in the workings of Cerebro, said, “Granted, it is problematic. Fortunately, my murderous tendencies remain confined in the socially acceptable forum of fiction. But it is rather apropos.”

Todd quickly put two and two together. “You mean this aint a

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flyawaymax: turntechgodisc: warpedlamp: turntechgodisc: everyone who reblogs this post will live forever thats right immortality just a...

flyawaymax:

turntechgodisc:

warpedlamp:

turntechgodisc:

everyone who reblogs this post will live forever

thats right

immortality just a click away

you just need to reblog this

and say goodbye to aging

I am skeptical.

fair enough

meet me here in a thousand years on tumblr and well see if i was right

and if you dont show ill assume its cause youre scared

since you reblogged this and are obviously immortal

it’s working so far

Oy veh….

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Fanfic Time: Elf (cheap) Shot

Someone requested “any DS9 fic”. So I picked the silliest one I had.

This is a silly fic. It is a very silly fic indeed.

Disclaimer: Deep Space Nine and all the characters therein are registered trademarks of Paramount. I just happen to like it so much that I happen to play with them a little.

A big thank-you to RAIL and the discussion on Magic Elves, without which my first real attempt at parody would not be here

                        Elf

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Fanfic Time: The Everfree Demon

Oneshot unfinished ficcy below the cut:

The Everfree Demon
InterNutter

Nopony liked to venture far into the Everfree Forest. The last time Fluttershy had gone this far in the vast, unnatural tangle, she had been with her five friends. On their quest for the Elements of Harmony.

Fluttershy went even deeper into the dark, foreboding labyrinth. “Clara?” she tried to shout, but it came out as a murmur. “Come back to me? It’s dangerous in here. Chick,

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Challenge #00102: Wake Up Call

Asteroids: Nature’s way of asking “So, how’s that space program coming along?”

“What I don’t get is that we’ve had the technology for years but we’re all just sitting around and watching these rocks fly by.”

“Getting into space is expensive. And when you think about it, Earth’s the best defense against asteroids there is.”

“Shyeah. Tell that to the dinosaurs.”

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Fanfic Time: Bayville by Gaslight, part 2

Continued from yesterday:

  The still of the night. Theoretically, a time when every God-loving creature slept soundly. Millie left her quarters, eyes well used to the night, and found the master keys. She took extreme care not to make a sound as she slid silently into the darkness of the basement.

  The hallways beyond the familliar caverns of the laundry engines were much like residences in some kind of bomb shelter. It was a gloomy and eerie place, devoid of life.

  The

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...And I feel fine.

When the end of the world came, it was in a form no-one had anticipated.

(#000101)

“And you’re sure this will initiate the -um- whatchamacallit.”

“Personal temporal stability field. Yes. One push of a button and I can live forever and never age.” Greedy fingers gently caressed the alligator switch. “My telomeres will be stable. I’ll continue to move forward in time, but time will have no effect on me. I won’

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Rich Fantasy Lives

Write a story based on any part of this song. I recommend the cover by Michelle Dockrey and Tony Fabris (aka Vixy & Tony).

(Holy shit it’s #00100!)

Red alert was blaring, the Klingons were coming in hard and fast. Michael worked as hard as he could to get the coupling back together and effectively save the day. Which he did.

“And now my keyboard doesn’t work,” she complained.

“Hmn?” One blink, and he

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andysassjaw: band-memes: Hey guys,This person here decided it would be a really awesome idea to light a flare in a moshpit leaving a girl...

andysassjaw:

band-memes:

Hey guys,

This person here decided it would be a really awesome idea to light a flare in a moshpit leaving a girl severely burnt and disfigured. He has not come forward and police are still trying to find him. Share this photo around, if you recognize him please tweet AJ from Soundwave @iamnotshouting and/or contact the Sydney police immediately.

I want every single one of you to reblog this. I don’t care if you live in America,

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New research shows 0.6% of rape allegations are false.

New research shows 0.6% of rape allegations are false.

thebadassperger:

skyliting:

rememberyes:

boldmatter:

jadelyn:

likeadeadchinadoll:

and for those interested, you can find the report HERE

Just in case any dudebros are unclear on what this means: it means that your buddy who totally just had some bitch trying to ruin his life by accusing him of rape...almost certainly actually did rape her.

Just keep that in mind.


Yeah man, imagine that, bitches don't be lying.

Can we put this into

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Fanfic Time: Bayville by Gaslight

Interactive fanfic going below the cut:

From the pic at https://webspace.utexas.edu/lw385/period/X1899.jpg and the phrase, “Born into a world that clucks it’s tongue in ungentlemanly disapproval of them…” from Lesli’s site ^_^ I got the mental image of Scooter in a straw boater and wondered exactly how… *gothic* I could make such a fanfic foray.

Then I realised that I have next to zero time to write any fanfic,

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miakosamuio: An interview with JK Rowling in 1998. Compare to now where an estimation of 450 million of her books have been...

miakosamuio:

An interview with JK Rowling in 1998. Compare to now where an estimation of 450 million of her books have been sold.

Shit.

And I was overjoyed when Scavenger hit 200 downloads.

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Reblog no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether...

themadmanwithabox:

cabinlocked-consulting-pilots:

monsteredge:

ib-in-wonderland:

2pmerka:

I love you guys image

I love the people who decided I was interesting enough to be followed. ;w;

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I’m pretty much shocked this isn’t on every Tumblog ever.

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