Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

Creep

Anywhere in the story: “The element of surprise didn’t so much rest upon someone hearing you but registering the significance of your approach.”

(#00129)

“Okay,” said Rael. “They stole my coat. They somehow turned off your powers. We have, perhaps, two hours at most before they set off their doomsday bomb and all we have is the contents of a rather spacious storage closet with nothing useful in it. What, might I ask, is your big plan?”

Shayde, currently alarmingly caucasian, shorter, and red-headed, kept grinning as she piled the trolley with assorted bits and bobs. “Find a box tae hide in an’ occupy the bottom shelf. Trust me. I’m gonna use stealth.”

Stealth.

Well, in a pinch, even a hair-brained plan was better than no plan at all. Rael picked a box and squeezed himself inside. If anything was more alarming than watching Shayde mutter to herself as she assembled a scheme, it was listening to the same muttering with no other sensory input.

The door opened. The trolley rolled out, accompanied by aimless whistling that, though it failed to actually hit a tune, managed to molest quite a few in passing.

The wheels rattled and shook. The entire trolley made a cacophony as it trundled down the heavily guarded hallway.

“No admittance,” said the guard.

“Got deliv'ry order fer t’ main interface controller,” that was Shayde’s voice, but she managed to nail the local low-caste dialect as if she’d lived in the alleys all her life.

“No admittance.”

“What’s yer name, then, sonny Jim?”

Flakk. Sonny Jim. One of the many, many call-signs of impending doom a la Shayde. Rael cringed in anticipation.

“Why?”

“So I can tell me boss that one… Sergeant… Ro-ourke… failed to allow ‘is supremeness t’ get 'is crullers. An ye know 'ow 'e likes 'em fresh.”

The impassable door hissed open. The trolley rattled onwards in a similar fashion through three more.

And, like a miracle, they were in the countdown chamber.

“That was not stealth!” Rael protested as he sabotaged. “That was the opposite of stealth. It was the antithesis of stealth.”

“Na, it was past stealth an’ through to it’s true opposite. White noise.”

Of course. The element of surprise didn’t so much rest upon someone hearing you but registering the significance of your approach. And Shayde did love hiding in plain sight.

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Please put the old internutter website up. Or post your old stories to Archive of Our Own? A thousand fangirls would sing your praises!

Was working on the resurrection of RotI before my Mac imploded [Boo] and now all my Realm files and quite a lot of my stories are locked on a portable hard drive until such time as I can plug it into another Mac [hopefully not another disposable lunchbox -er- Mac Mini]. Meanwhile, I have 30-something fanfic files on the cloud [Yay!]. Which I will endeavour to get onto AO3 just as soon as I can figure it out.

I will get there.

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Challenge #00128: Once Upon a Nightmare

A feverish nightmare from the slumbering mind of Duncan Matthews…while totally awake.

“How can you stand to breathe the same air as that thing?”

“Hm?” said Jean, her mind had been elsewhere.

Duncan pointed to Essel. “That tranny garbage. I heard you and that are roomies?”

“Well, at least she doesn’t steal my clothes,” said Jean. Her tired voice and monotone said nothing to Duncan. Nor did the notes she

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Challenge #00127: Conversations on the Twilight Zone

Jean, Wanda and a little bit of bonding over astral physics. Todd makes an appearance.

“Saw you in the dream-realm, last night,” said Jean. “You were… not exactly hallucinating? I thought I could help.”

“That was you? But you were–”

“Probably veiled behind a curtain of your understanding. I’m sorry about that. I backed off when I realized what was happening.”

“I don’t undertand what you’

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Challenge #00126: Why Would You Do This to Me?

The noodle incident. Name names.

[AN: The whole point of Noodle Incidents is you never find out exactly what happened. See the Trope Page. Grats, you made this author scream in anguish.]

Sherlock had separated them. Rael, at least, got a hot meal and something to occupy his hands. “So. What do you know?”

“Admittedly, not a lot,” said Rael, getting his credentials straight right off the bat. “I’m not a historian. I only study

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New Lunar Opportunities

You have doubtless heard of rich people being able to buy ranch space on the bright side of the moon. And you’ve probably laughed at it. Stupid rich people, right?

Well, now’s the chance to get smarter.

We have been able to secure exclusive rights to the dark side of the moon!

It was surprisingly cheap. You have no idea how few folks wanted it. But where others see an unwanted territory, we see opportunity!

With a combined

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"I'm Impressed"

Scott’s 1tth straight victory in court and the slight but unmistakeable praise that Glee gives him upon not making an ass of himself while under the cosh. She also admits something about her personal which Scott almost, ALMOST misses in his joy of not losing…again.

(#00125)

“Not guilty.”

Scott quietly breathed out and shared a hug with his client, a kid who was still manifesting and had, in a fit of excitement, fear and hiccoughs, accidentally

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justplainsomething: lacigreen: uhhhh yay sizeism & sexism? two more reasons not to shop at abercrombie and fitch. (x) Well of COURSE...

justplainsomething:

lacigreen:

uhhhh yay sizeism & sexism?  two more reasons not to shop at abercrombie and fitch. (x)

Well of COURSE only who he deems attractive deserves to buy his clothing. THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE YOU ENTITLED ASS.

Should gather all of the “ugly” people in neighborhoods with an A&F store and organize a shop-in. Or a special-day shop-in around the nation.

If the douchebro is right, it should seriously effect his sales. Maybe even run him out

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A blessing? Or a curse?

We’ve all wanted to go back and unsay that one hurtful thing - or at the very least, apologise before a chance at a friendship is lost - utter those words that got us mocked that time, undo that stupid thing that cost us self-respect and possibly more.

Only thing is: Who could stop at one?

(#00124)

Kylie blinked. There were now three of her in her room. Two were older. Both dressed in identical old-fart clothes that spoke loudly

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musermatt: superkim111: no-the-fandoms-protested: musermatt: iamthepizzaslut: YA'LL WANNA SEE WHAT A "REAL FAN" LOOKS LIKE CUZ...

musermatt:

superkim111:

no-the-fandoms-protested:

musermatt:

iamthepizzaslut:

YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE

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CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS

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WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER

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MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS

Ship them

He keeps her cool.

She blows him away.

Their relationship?

Fan-tastic!

GET OUT

There’s something wrong with shooting the breeze?

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