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Challenge #00133: One Fine Day in a Play Park

Shayde and Nanny have a semi-civilized chat while watching the artist take a LOOOOONG overdue day off in the park to recharge. Vendors notice the juxtaposition with mild curiosity.

Julie was on the swings. Laughing. She’d been on them for half an hour and, without any other instruction, was likely to stay on them for the rest of the day.

“Be careful,” Nanny barked for the fifth time since Julie had sat in the swing.

“Aw, rest yerself, love. They got all sorts of features in this pace. We’ll watch Julie together, eh?”

Nanny made a very dog-like noise in the back of her throat, halfway between a whine and a growl.

“She’s safe,” soothed Shayde, “I guarantee it.”

Nanny settled at last to the spread in front of her. A dog-friendly menu that included, amongst the many options, blue steak in peanut sauce. Nanny chose the fish and select steamed vegetables.

“I never saw a dog eat wi’ a knife and fork,” said Shayde. “D'ye remember learnin’? Training with Julie?”

“Julie is good girl,” said Nanny. “Happy memories. She teach, she learns. Nanny helps. Nanny good dog.”

“Aye, good dog.”

Nanny’s tail whisked the ground behind their bench seats as it wagged. “You are good girl,” said Nanny.

Shayde, knowing better, bit her tongue to stop the mischief coming out. “She doin’ better after I made the bad man go away?”

“Julie sleep soundly,” said Nanny. “No more nightmares. No more stress screams. She has all good days, since bad man gone.”

“Glad I could help.”

And just in time, Rael came back with the ninety-nines. Of course, part of the delay was explaining what a ninety-nine was. Their monetary value had changed since her last time on Earth.

“Lunch time,” Nanny panicked. “Lunch time for Julie!”

“Watch this,” Shayde grinned. “ICE CREAM!”

Julie almost jumped off the swing and landed running, heading like an arrow to the table.

“Ev'ry time,” Shayde grinned.

“Ice cream is sometimes food,” complained Nanny.

“Today is a sometimes day,” said Shayde. “We start with desert an’ work our way back to starters.” She handed the Augmented dog a special version of the ninety-nine over. One made to be good for dogs.

“Good Nanny,” said Julie, taking her own ice cream from Rael. “This is a really fun day. I like fun days.”

Nanny sized Shayde up with a special Look. It said, I know you’re not all-the-way good, but you are good today. And you are good for Julie. Those matter to me. But set a foot wrong with either of us and you’re in for some very real trouble.

Shayde nodded. She’d understood that from the moment they’d met. Besides, in her eyes, Julie was a child. She would never do anything to harm a child.

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tiny-little-dot: OKAY LISTEN: if THIS POST gets reblogged 30+ times, i will buy the ebook and i will share it in multiple formats on a TBD...

tiny-little-dot:

OKAY LISTEN:

if THIS POST gets reblogged 30+ times, i will buy the ebook and i will share it in multiple formats on a TBD location on the internet. 

If it gets reblogged 100+ times, I will set up a separate tumblr for people to submit:

  • their reviews (preferably including link to an actual review on the bn website)
  • favorite excerpts.
  • fanart
  • fanfic

Suggestions for url accepted.

If it gets 500+ reblogs i will have to think of another thing.

 

okay

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Challenge #00132: Monster in My House

Mr. Winters and how he ruined Scott Summers. Xavier makes an appearance.

Scott Summers devoted as much time as he could to extracurricular activities. If they were free ones, all the better. Money was a problem for Scott.

Mister Winters did not like Scott wasting money.

The ones that earned money were better, and funded the ones that didn’t. And sometimes contributed to his dinner.

But he had to be home by seven. Or Mister Winters would get angry.

Mister

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Equal sexiness in Firefall

Equal sexiness in Firefall

Anyone who plays/tests Firefall, back me up on this.

The girl outfits bare half-butts, midriffs and lots and lots of leg, despite it being a combat zone. The guy outfits… bare chest.

You don’t get to see that much chest in game, so I started a little idea for equal ass (un)coverage in the community suggestion box. And a little side thing for equal access to kitty ears.

If girl toons are allowed

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stammsternenstaub: dustyhooves: code-block: asksharpy: ask-the-mercenary: slett-lune: why am I laughing so hard o thank god I want...

stammsternenstaub:

dustyhooves:

code-block:

asksharpy:

ask-the-mercenary:

slett-lune:

why am I laughing so hard

o thank god 

I want more of this!

I always laugh so hard at these.

lolz

IMMEDIATE REBLOG EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP.

L.


Reblogging for my Da, who would probably love the shit out of this.

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awesomephilia: This glass door changes opacity as you lock/unlock it (via) Once again, something I thought I’d made up for a WIP...

awesomephilia:

This glass door changes opacity as you lock/unlock it (via)

Once again, something I thought I’d made up for a WIP becomes a thing.

I’m going to have to write faster.

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rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn't heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest,...

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

Nailed it.

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This is why we can't have nice things!

This is why we can't have nice things!

Follow the link in the title to see a shocking exhibit of the most self-entitled douchebros on Twitter. It’s horrible.

That right there? That’s why we need feminism.

Not one of these knob-heads thought for one instant about her thoughts and feelings throughout the entire ordeal. And believe me, it’s an ordeal. I should know, and so should anyone else who’s even thought they found a

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icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I'll make a...

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

Share the photos

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Ethical Heroism

Sam, Scott and defeating monsters while keeping one’s dignity.

(#00131)

The alleged victim was a monster. Scott had no doubt, because he was privy to a lot of stuff that the prosecution’s lawyers had managed to get removed from this trial.

The exact kind of monster who sued his victim.

Things were looking very bad, especially since his mutant defendant looked like a cross between a warthog and cthulu. Jurors judged by appearances, and none of Sara’

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Star Trek: Into Darkness - One Dork's Opinion

Massive spoilers for the movie under the cut.

Mr Abrams… You’re directing the thing that caused thousands of nerds like myself to study things like physics and sundry other sciences in order to help make the reality that got us hooked. You should therefore NOT FUCK UP PHYSICS, YOU FUCK!

Shit, man.

Seriously. The half-a-planet looked awesomely cool and all, but that was a still shot from a damned incipient planetary disaster. That half-moon in contact with the main

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Ding, Dong, Is The Witch Really Dead?

Jelly, Ice Cream, Maggie Thatcher and Sara’s obsession with all things empirical.

(#00130)

“Ah, the end of an era,” sighed Sara.

Kitty peeked. She was watching international news over a bowl of jelly and ice-cream, where people were protesting in the streets and holding giant puppets. It was interspersed with grainy old stock footage of people rioting. “Normally I like, ignore your what-the-heck moments, but… What the heck?”

“Margret Thatcher has passed on.”

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