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Lockheed's perspective on human and/or mutant courtship rituals

(#00204)

He had had enough sun, for now. Lockheed stretched and flexed. Time and past time to find his human. His time on this planet had taught him that humans needed to be looked after. Companionship was the second-to-primary need for human survival.

And he didn’t want Kitty to be too lonely without him.

Lockheed took wing, flying above the other humans in this place with connections of their own. Some, he would allow to enjoy his presence. He liked the blue one with the tail, when he could be convinced to sit still.

But he wasn’t around at the moment and Lockheed was starting to worry about his human. Kitty.

Ah. There she was. Sitting with a human male. Even from this far away, he could smell their pheromones. She was… interested in him. And he, her.

It was a little early for kittens, in his mind, but given the way humans went about everything backwards, maybe he needn’t worry.

He called to her, his special little song that he used just to greet her, and inspected the male.

He was the rugged sort human females seemed most likely to choose in the throes of oestrus. Not as overblown as some specimens in the mansion, but still…

“What the hell is that?” said the male.

“Huh? Oh Lockheed. Um. There’s a long story and a space ship involved. We sorta found each other and he’s been with me ever since.”

She found the bliss-spot between his shoulder blades with practiced fingers and deliciously sharp nails. AaaaaaAAAAAAHHhhhhhh….

“Weird,” said the male. “Do you ever get used to everything? I mean, all the mutant weirdness?“

"We’re X-men. Weird is part of the job.”

He made to join Kitty’s hand at the scratching. Lockheed growled.

“Don’t be mean, Lockheed. He’s trying to be nice.”

Like hell he was. Lockheed had already smelled his intentions and getting in good with the owner was just one of many tactics the nastier males used to get sex and avoid raising kits.

Lockheed wanted a male willing to lifebond with his human. He did not want her sad and alone. Or as sad and alone as she could get with him looking after her.

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Why the X-Men are no longer allowed at the zoo, and why Kurt got offered a summer internship there.

(#00203)

For a change, it wasn’t Kurt’s fault. He had been minding his own business, chatting to the elephants in Mahout at the time.

Logan, as tour guide, was waxing lyrical about the predators when a lioness, recognizing a threat, neatly snagged his face from behind and tried to drag him inside.

Fourteen mutants unleashed their powers at once, resulting in general panic, twenty escapes, and overall mayhem.

Kurt was the one who came to the rescue, with the help

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Challenge #00202: Haunted

Your ghosts never really leave you

[Feels Warning: Contains imminent demise]

Miles fought for his next breath. He was dying. He knew it. Ekaterin knew it. His beloved little army knew it. Only his grandchildren were really still in denial.

In all honesty, it was surprising he lasted this long.

Damn meds they had him on were giving him some interesting reactions. Just as well, really, since the decor at ImpMil sucked dead donkey balls. Everything was very, very interesting. And he

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Challenge #00201: A Kiss of Home

“ How long has it been since I’ve stood in the rain? ”

Lyr could only predict that the individual who called herself Shayde would ‘bring trouble’ if they let her out of her isolated environment. However, since the genetechs had concocted and released a super immunoflu that once again vaccinated known populations against extinct diseases like measles, they had increasingly less reasons to keep her there.

Humans were considered insane by the larger populations of the galactic

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Challenge #00200: You're in Good Hands With Mawlitt-Badlii

“We’re very particular about how it should be handled. Do you understand that?”

“Of course we understand,” said the human. “We’re a cargo company that takes anything, anywhere, anytime, and we always follow instructions.”

“Yes,” said T'griis. “But the phonetic pronunciation of your company name…”

The human grinned in a way that clearly pronounced that they didn’t want to grin at all. “We’

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Challenge #00199: Spiritus in Machina

Lives and souls to buy, sell or trade

[Trigger warning: Most of the story that takes place occurs on one of the Greater Deregulations where women are property]

When Mary woke, she knew she wasn’t Mary any more. The strange feeling of duality that had accompanied every update so far was not there, just an echoing sensation of emptiness.

It was a peculiar thing to wake up and realize that you must have died sometime after your last save.

The

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progressiveauspol: Invisible things are ridiculous says man who lives his life according to a invisible thing A Sydney man who believes an...

progressiveauspol:

Invisible things are ridiculous says man who lives his life according to a invisible thing

A Sydney man who believes an invisible spiritual being created the earth, impregnated a woman and devised intricate views on what constitutes a family, says the Emissions Trading Scheme is flawed because carbon emissions are not visible to the human eye. 

The man, who also hopes to become Australia’s next Prime Minister, is the same man who once described the Clean Energy Regulator as a

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Challenge #00198: Everyday Miracles

Ok hope I am doing this right!

The universe and all the wonders it has to offer

[AN: Yes, you are]

There’s always one. The long-term tourist or peripatetic individual who never lost their sense of wonder. You could always pick them out of the crowd.

They looked around.

Everyone else stared down or straight ahead, lost in the haze of self-delusion that every spaceport was the same and nothing ever changed.

This one had everything in a backpack and

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