Realm of the InterNutter

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Challenge #00209: Reve-olutionary

When Julie dreams.

“Good morning, Miss Shayde!’

Shayde turned. The only person who could get away with ‘miss'ing her was skipping along with a peculiar little box in her hands and, as always, Nanny in tow.

"Good morning, Julie,” she said, tagging along because it was way more interesting than grocery shopping. “What’s in the wee box?”

Julie blushed and giggled. “It isn’t wee, it’s dreams.”

Dreams?

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Stfu Assholes: goddessofcheese: hippyveganchick: fffcuk: lzbth: 'got herself...

Stfu Assholes: goddessofcheese: hippyveganchick: fffcuk: lzbth: ‘got herself...

goddessofcheese:

hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

'got herself pregnant' is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we'd have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man…



Science has surpassed the need for men.

It begins with a secret facility on the isle of Lesbos, and soon spreads through covert fertility clinics all over

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we are the song: OPEN WORD WAR

we are the song: OPEN WORD WAR

badhoruss:

I'm gonna open up a tinychat for anyone who wants to get some writing done in a fun competitve way!

((totally stealing featherwriter's description of a wordwar here))

What is a word war?

A word war is a friendly competition in which a group of writers speed-write to see who can write the…

I’d love to participate, but my wrists fail me. I pretty much have to stick to my daily

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Dear people who have nothing better to do than put hate in other folks' inboxes:

There is a “block” button on tumblr for a reason.

If someone is saying something you don’t like on tumblr, you can block them. Of course, they can go on saying whatever they damn well please [which, as I understand, is a constitutional right in the USA where most tumblrites are] but the bonus is - if you block them, you never see it,

You can even attempt to report them for harassment.

That is, if you think

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Challenge #00208: Creative Outlet

Scott, inspired by crying while watching Sara at the harp, tries to apply himself to a creative endeavor to become, one day, even a tenth as proficiently expressive as she was. Mr. Adrien interrupts with a few pertinent questions.

There was a reason why arts were not so well funded as, say, sports. Or the sciences. They could be tested and quantified and finally summed up by a number. Which meant that people could compare scores.

Art… was subjective. As Sara

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thegoddamazon: thisisemobuddy: avengethetardisandcastiel: sterekhobrien: ill-never-be-your-chosen-one: Going to run an experiment. This...

thegoddamazon:

thisisemobuddy:

avengethetardisandcastiel:

sterekhobrien:

ill-never-be-your-chosen-one:

Going to run an experiment. This post will have 0 tags. I want to see how many people it can reach just through the dash alone. Reblog when you see please :)

FOR SCIENCE

SCIENCE

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^ THAT SHIT MADE ME LOL TOO HARD

Reblogging FOR SCIENCE!

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If you have ever read Adam Warren's Empowered series (the titular character reminds me of Sara actually sometimes), Sara Adrien meets Megan...

[AN: I had to do some research to get the basics on this one. Feel free to flame me when I get it wrong]

(#00207)

Emp tried not to sob. This was the fifty-umpth time she’d been hog-tied and thrown into a dank, dark dungeon. Or similarly dungeonesque oubliette to keep her out of the way while the Vil’s did whatever Vil’s usually did during their cunning plans.

Someone else was in here with her.

[The following dialogue has

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Challenge #00206: What All Girls Should Know

Begin with: “Honey, what I’m about to tell you is what all responsible mothers should tell their daughters on the night before the haze begins…”

“Honey, what I’m about to tell you is what all responsible mothers should tell their daughters on the night before the haze begins…”

Danny finished sneaking up on the dining room from her exile with Dad. She’d tried to tell her family that she was

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we-are-star-stuff: Plain cigarette packaging works: study Plain packaging on tobacco products is associated with lower smoking appeal,...

we-are-star-stuff:

Plain cigarette packaging works: study

Plain packaging on tobacco products is associated with lower smoking appeal, greater support for the policy and a higher urgency to quit among adult smokers, a new study has found.

The study, conducted by Victorian researchers and published in the journal BMJ Open, is the first to examine how plain packaging affects smokers thoughts in practice following the roll-out of plain packaging laws in Australia in late 2012. Previous studies have only looked at simulated plain

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Challenge #00205: Letter and Spirit of the Law

I found a line worthy of one of yours in a fanfic, and just had to submit it.

“That’s one of the most… creative interpretations of regulations I’ve heard since one of my old chief engineers got caught with a feather boa, a hog-monkey, and six dancing girls.”

 - Embers, Vathara (highly recommended, but long and involving AtLA fic)

Hwell woke up to a face full of orange plastic and his own drool. The light

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Training up the Baby Tongue

Okay, so I will admit to having a diet free of anything slightly burn-ish. The spiciest thing I cook is chilli con carne sans the chilli, and with a moderate amount of ginger instead.

Trouble is, everything everywhere is full of hotter spices than a splash of ginger.

And I often can’t stand it.

I need to train up to withstand the spicier stuff. And I need to do so in such a way as to not turn me off

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superdoctorlockstuck: beautifulworldofhetalia: lastglimpsetheatre: dolphinhats: alicexz: toothyhalcyon: Welcome to Tumblr. Holy shit...

superdoctorlockstuck:

beautifulworldofhetalia:

lastglimpsetheatre:

dolphinhats:

alicexz:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Im so happy I got a laughing Prussia on my blog

I GOT THE WIBBLY WOBBLY :D my life is complete


Accurate

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