Reblogging for anyone who wants to laugh like a school kid.
Reblogging for anyone who wants to laugh like a school kid.
Stolen shamelessly from XKCD
The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there’s no good reason to go into space—each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision. – RecklessPrudence
(#00502 - A127)
The Ch'debrithett did not know how lucky they were when the aliens came. They were a relatively quiet civilisation that worked to maintain a balance after years of nigh-catastrophic extinction-for-profit. Or, as it has become known in
Read more »Challenge #00501 - A126: Sing-Along
Bitzer having a happy day and warbling through it. Because sometimes it only matters if the music feels right for you.
Bitzer watched the clock as the second hand ticked closer and closer to The Time.
Ten. Nine. Eight.
Extract the vinyl EP, a souvenir from Walter Robotics and her time there, carefully from its sleeve.
The record player was already warmed up and set to her preferred levels.
Seven. Six. Five.
Record on the spindle. Speed set to 45. Needle free
Read more »prototype-the-walter-girl: delphiummm: empresstheodoras: flatbear: hobbitdragon: airyairyquitecontrary: punkybruiser: Fantastic news...
Read more »Fantastic news for people who suffer regularly from migraine headaches. The FDA has just approved a wearable electrical stimulation device for sales in the United States — a headband that prevents the onset of migraines when worn for just 20 minutes each day.
A device like this is definitely long overdue. Some 10% of people worldwide suffer from migraines, a condition characterized by intense pulsing or throbbing pain in one area of the head, accompanied by
toastwaboot: Baby Hatchy bweh
Baby Hatchy bweh
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Challenge #00500 - A125: Further Proof, if Any Were Really Needed
Prompt: Something involving the gympie gympie tree.
Because that is one scary tree.
[AN: Slightly scarier is the Manchineel, aka The Tree That Hates You. It’s native to Florida, possibly by cosmic accident. But if you read up on the Gympie Gympie, it’s a close call.]
Every living planet in the known universe has an island or a continent like Australia. Except for N'Oz (Originally, New Australia) which is almost all like Australia, except for one small island/
Read more »vicemag: Seattle Has a Haunted Soda Machine As about 45 percent of us know, ghosts are definitely real and casually walk among us. Some...
Read more »Seattle Has a Haunted Soda Machine
As about 45 percent of us know, ghosts are definitely real and casually walk among us. Some have a post-life agenda of stealing our socks or manifesting as apparitions on burned toast; others prefer to spend their time banging around abandoned children’s hospitals for Syfy Channel reality shows. But there’s one ghost who has taken an industrious approach, choosing to operate a creepy Coca-Cola machine on an innocuous corner in Seattle’s Capitol
It's officially tomorrow.
Specifically, 12 minutes into tomorrow.
SO woke me up watching a GD loud movie.
I have lurgi.
My throat hurts.
I have actually consumed enough liquid to make drinking more a dangerous experience.
I dunno what I need but my dash is devoid of it.
hlep
Read more »what do you mean by 20 more minutes till techno song
Someone’s gotta be making a techno song out of that soup vine.
I figure it’s gotta be about 20 minutes before that thing pops up on my dash.
[If there is already a techno song, I would love to be directed to it :D ]
Read more »quorgi: do you often yell rhythmically into the video camera (x) Less than 12 hours. This fandom works FAST. I love it.
do you often yell rhythmically into the video camera
(x)
Less than 12 hours. This fandom works FAST.
I love it.
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I can't see a smashwords link on your page either, where did you hide it?
Fargnax.
I swear blind that there was a link thing in the settings and I filled it in.
Either I dreamed it or Tumblr ate that feature in one of their numerous never-do-the-things-we-really-want style updates.
But never fear! Every instant story of mine features a link to my Smashwords profile. It’s the one that looks like this:
Click it. Look upon my works and sate your desire to own a copy of my words. Buy the lot.
Read more »Reblog this if you would watch a Wonder Woman standalone Movie
I want to see how much money WB is losing out on by being lukewarm about this
I’d watch it until (a) I ran out of money to buy tickets (b) they stopped showing it in theatres anywhere. And possibly © both.
Read more »idontspeakmonkey: skullspeare: bead-bead: awwww-cute: These cats live in our office, this is where they sleep Have you considered only...
These cats live in our office, this is where they sleep
Have you considered only one cat sleeps there, and the rest are……
copycats?
get out
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Challenge #00499 - A124: Dominion
“Look there, that’s the fourth tribe —”
“Herd.”
“…whatever. Fourth herd of cows we’ve driven past in the last half-hour. Between that and what I saw regarding the cats you live with and you cleaning waste from their box of sand earlier, I’m just saying, I’m not really that convinced you humans are the dominant species on this planet.”
“Well, we are kinda high up on the food chain,” said Sandra.
Read more »reblog with a celebrity you share a birthday with
Read more »Christopher Lee and Vincent Price
y’all can sit down now
hp lovecraft, james marsters, misha collins :>
Ooo… Paul Simon and Sacha Baron Cohen… not bad. Not Vincent Price, but still.
TS Eliot (hell yeah cats) Serena Williams and Olivia Newton John.
I dunno, having the guy who penned the poems that were the basis for the CATS musical is pretty rad.
i share a bday w/ psy
Oprah Winfrey!
Erik Estrada.