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Challenge #00457 - A082: San Check

If you meet Yog-Sothoth, you’ve gone too far on the axis of comprehension; back up slowly and call for reality assistance. – RecklessPrudence

Ow. It had happened again. OW! It wasn’t getting any better with experience.

Katie looked up from her pained huddle, halfway expecting somebody yelling at her to ‘avaunt’ and calling her names. One more time. One more time, she swore, and she would start calling herself a foul shayde from out the blackest pit.

“That wouldn’t be a bad idea,” said the glowing entity before her. He stood like a pompous martinet, like a man who knew that there was absolutely nothing she could do to stop him doing whatever he wanted to do to her. And liked it that way. “It’s not as if you’re really… yourself, any more.”

And all this time, she thought she’d never meet anyone slimier than Hackmeyer. Katie levered herself into a sitting position and failed to make the world stop spinning. “Why’re you talkin’ English?”

“What?” he scoffed, “No, 'where am I’? No 'who are you’? I’m disappointed.”

“Na, I already learned there’s nae point in askin’. The grass wasn’t real. She could feel that it wasn’t real. She could also feel its reality. Having two sets of senses at once was a real pain in the arse, sometimes.

Through the True Lights, she could see a virtual leash around her neck. The other end wrapped negligently around this too-perfect man’s wrist. The glow meant something else, too. So did the flashes and flickers of something… sinister.

Something… Lovecraftian.

The truth behind this being was horrifying. And he was strong enough to block that from her awarenesses.

"Well, go on, then,” she challenged. “Introduce yerself.” She pretended a weakness that was, in reality, fading rapidly. Let her fear show through and hid her growing fury.

“I control your fate,” he said, enjoying her cowering. “I’m the one who plucked you from the edge of death to send you on your… missions… across the multiverse. I’m the one who made you what you are.”

“We apologise for the inconvenience?” she quoted.

And eye-roll that was almost camp. “And some… other associates. Honestly, their mercy is pulling me down.” A tisk and a tut. “But enough about them. You can call me God.”

Which started a hate-hate relationship that would last ten, too-long years. “Not bluidly likely,” she growled.

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Challenge #00457 - A082: Beautiful Hostile

http://cnvvj.tumblr.com/post/76196333269/sharped0-gobigorgoextinct-steve-irwin-in-a

That is all.

[AN: Out of respect for the Irwin family, I’m making a very Steve-like character]

“Damn crazy Australians,” muttered Pentecost.

The team for Beautiful Hostile had arrived. Jaeger, pilot and… co-pilot. If such a term could be used for a crocodile that Harry Banks sort of kept as a pet.

That was part of the winning strategy for Beautiful Hostile. It beat the Kaiju by literally fighting like

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Here's Your Gotham Alfred

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Fox has released another character image for its Gotham show and this time it is Bruce’s butler, Alfred as played by Sean Pertwee.

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What do you think?

Sean Pertwee. Sounds familiar.

Who is his father?

Yes.

What’s the name of his father?

Who.

Sean Pertwee!

Yes.

Yes, what?

Who is sean pertwee’s father.

That’s what I’m trying to find out!

Maybe out of

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copperbadge: scifigrl47: jhameia: kiriamaya: donotlookatthedogpark: thetrekkiehasthephonebox: theoncomingcapaldi: Things were so much...

copperbadge:

scifigrl47:

jhameia:

kiriamaya:

donotlookatthedogpark:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

theoncomingcapaldi:

Things were so much simpler before women started stealing all of my favorite things from me. I don’t care what anyone says. Women aren’t and will never be true fans of Doctor Who, Star Trek or any of that. You jumped in because you wanted attention. You became “fans” because suddenly liking sci-fi shows and fantasy became popular. You only want guys to drool over you because you’re girls who “like” geeky

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Weirdlet- re: shrubs&Bunny- the dryad is a fangirl.

(#00456 - A081)

She was used to music, since her shrubbery was by a stage. Her leaves and stems regularly shook with the thumping of music.

She was a young dryad. Just a shrub, so she had no idea what she was in for when the steam powered automatons took the stage.

It was love at first chord. Especially for the copper one with the mismatched eyes. Every time he[1] was on stage, she thrust her leaves towards the stage. Wanting

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #23:

Turned into a bird’s nest

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

Today Peter V decided he’d hire an actual gardener to come in, after receiving a sternly worded complaint from Walter Guy Gary about being a scientist and not a gardener. I, however, was still instructed to be outside with the gardeners so that they knew how the garden was supposed to be set up.

Once

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Awwwwwwww! I loved that story about Mau and Mimi. Can you write more Nufurria stuff please? ^_^

(#00455 - A080)

Lynn was busier now than she ever had been before. People everywhere were calling it the Great Upset. Or the Big Tip-up. She preferred to think of it as the Galactic equaliser.

Anthropomorphics planet-wide, what the Galactics called Uplifts, were freed and in massive refugee camps that popped up anywhere that there was a free space. Often in former Elite mansion grounds. The Elites, in turn, had their property seized, evaluated, and funnelled into a central account.

Lynn had

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punkiraq: descartesthinksnot: HELLO The petition to legally recognize non-binary genders expired because it did not reach 100,000...

punkiraq:

descartesthinksnot:

HELLO

The petition to legally recognize non-binary genders expired because it did not reach 100,000 signatures in time.

HERE IS A NEW PETITION. It expires April 20th. DO NOT LET THIS ONE FAIL AS WELL.

if we get ~4,200 tomorrow

and keep a pace of 25,000 a week

we’ll make it

Keep reblogging! We’re making it!

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #22:

Rabbit feeds it to the toaster

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary,

Today was one of my more relaxing days. I only had some work to do in the afternoon and that was all that was scheduled for me, so I was given permission to sleep in. As a result, I also had time to sit down and have a more proper breakfast than I normally did.

I

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Challenge #00454 - A079: This Always Happens...

“I leave you guys for ten seconds and you all become rabbits? Why does this happen to almost everyone I know?”

“Uhm,” said Twyll. Who currently resembled a tortie lop.“We’re… not… rabbits.”

“Twyll… when’d you become a liar?” he asked, confused. “You’re like Little Miss Truth…”

“Jor…” said the angry-looking white bunny with amazing eyeliner game. That had

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