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Challenge #00485 - A110: Irresistible Force

Hey look what came around with new bits on it! http://siphersaysstuff.tumblr.com/post/73671577343/therobotmonster-moniquill-siderealsandman

Prepare for a barrage of prompts based on it :P

1. “Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don’t need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you - and by any other species’ standards, we just plain don’t get tired.”

[AN: I love that post so much that I’m hinging a book on it :D Bits you see here may or may not turn up in the finished opus]

T'reka leaned heavily on the trunk of the tree that she was resting in. Gulped at her water and desperately tried not to faint. A local year of physical exercise had reformed her body from the stereotypical soft and weak scientist into that of a Scientist of Steel.

She was fitter than most of her fellow kind in the distant city of Kal'rike, but the human had yet to stop her steady pace.

“Again?” said Su-syn. “Just roost on my backpack, I don’t mind.”

The carrying capacity of humans boggled T'reka’s mind. The fact that a juvenile human could carry travel supplies and a grown cogniscent on her shoulders was awe-inspiring.

“My am thanks,” she managed in Human. Su-syn’s head was warm and soft and inviting to lean against. “I understanding human rumours of unstoppable hunting.”

Su-syn laughed as she continued on her relentless pace. “And I haven’t even trained for cross country,” she said. “I’m just doing Kori a favour. That’s all.”

“You is walk more over five Flights.”

“Yeah, it is about two and a half clicks, now. On the plus side, we’re getting close.” Su-syn walked her through almost invisible signs that the ungulate known as Midnite had been in this locale. Dung on the ground. Hairs in the knotbush. Broken twigs and foam from the animal’s saliva.

“You is stop to showing me,” worried T'reka. “Will not horse Midnight get further running? Horse is faster over human.”

“Eh. Horses are faster, but not really in the long term,” Su-syn resumed her steady pacing. “Midnite’s a sprinter, so he does short little dashes and gets tired.” She pointed to a depression in the foliage. “Stopped for a roll. We’re gaining on him.”

It wasn’t a full Flight further that they came upon the black ungulate gulping water from a stream. It - he - raised his head to stare at the two of them.

Su-syn already had a ’crabapple’ a small fruit native to her original planet, the aptly-named Terra. “Hey there, beautiful,” she sang. “Lookit I got…”

The animal walked over and enveloped the crabapple in one bite. And, in a movement T'reka almost missed, Su-syn captured the beast in a rope leash. A halter. The ungulate flicked its ears back and rumbled.

“Well if you didn’t run away,” Su-syn admonished the animal, “I wouldn’t have to catch you like this.”

“We is to riding back?” enquired T'reka.

“Nah. Midnite needs a good rest before he can be ridden again. I’ll walk him back.” Su-syn had barely stopped. She didn’t even stop for water. Just tipped it into her mouth from the container at her hip. “You’d better stay on my backpack. Your feet are sharp and I didn’t bring a blanket.”

T'reka investigated the crystals forming on the ungulate’s hide. “These is salt!”

“Yup. Horses sweat just like humans. We need salt, and they need more of it, because they have more skin to sweat with. But you knew we needed salt.”

Alarm. “How is you knowing?”

“We found your probes on the pipeline,” said Su-syn casually.

Which lead T'reka to wonder exactly how long the humans had known she was in their neighbourhood…

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This was something I started ages ago, it fell by the wayside when uni work got ahead of me and I don’t know if It’ll ever be finished, but as a very rough base it was what I thought T’reka might look like because I had never seen a guineafowl before but do own a grey chicken, sans most clothing because

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resized: youre-bey0nd-beautiful: angrymuslimah: “Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive...

resized:

youre-bey0nd-beautiful:

angrymuslimah:

“Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

this is too thug not to reblog

That’s not all they do - they’ve got more information on their website

What else they do that is awesome:

  • Stop child marriages

  • Persuade families to educate girl-child

  • Train women in self-defense

  • Oppose corruption in administration

  • Create awareness about the evils of dowry

  • Register FIRs against sex-offenders and abusive husbands

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HuffPo contributor, attempts to hide her TERF activities and then tried to erase this from the internet.

HuffPo contributor, attempts to hide her TERF activities and then tried to erase this from the internet.

hexgoddess:

Signal boost the shit out of this, terf huffpo contributor caught harassing trans women

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So... strictly out of idle curiosity...?

Is there anyone, anywhere who does really scientifically logical anthropomorphic art?

I’m not talking busty bunnies, here.

Let me give you an idea of what I’m after:

An anthropomorphic, female, Guinea Fowl who actually looks like a scientifically viable alien, rather than the heavily sexualised fare I usually trip over when I search for anything with fur or feathers on [Don’t get me wrong, some furry porn art is simply dribblingly fantastic, but I’m

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scattered-minutiae: There. Fixed it. Image descriptions: Image #1: Black text on white background reading "CURE AUTISM" with the word...

scattered-minutiae:

There. Fixed it. 

Image descriptions: Image #1: Black text on white background reading “CURE AUTISM” with the word autism covered over by a green label reading “ABLEISM”. Image #2: Black text on white background reading “PREVENT AUTISM” with the word autism covered over by a brown label reading “HATRED”.  Image #3: Black text on white background reading “COMBAT AUTISM” with the word autism covered over by a yellow label reading “STIGMA”.  Image #4: Black text on white background reading “FIGHT AUTISM”

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Challenge #00485 - A110: The Awkward First Date

Judging by the queue size this’ll take just over a month to get to the top of the pile, so that’s a nice gap. More of the budding relationship between K’iiv and Del please?

K'iiv waited anxiously at the appointed place. Underneath the big clock that, in clear defiance of the laws of time and space, still read four minutes to two. So far, he had preened himself, purchased Terran flowers, preened himself, checked the lay of his clothes,

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Challenge #00484 - A109: Someone Said it

A.
Light Year.
Is.
The distance.
That light.
Travels.
In a year. – RecklessPrudence

[AN: Huzzah! I’m not the only person annoyed by this]

“So we travelled six thousand light years in less than an hour?” asked the tourist.

“Technically,” allowed the Hitchhiker. “Wormholes are more of a shortc–”

“We’ve been taking light years in minutes! Why aren’t I any younger?” the tourist guffawed at his own

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Dear dudebros who think feminism is irrelevant

stfueverything:

Every time you complain about a girl who’s too skinny, I want you to remember the time you made fun of a fat girl for being fat.

Every time you complain about having to pay for a date, I want you to remember the time you said the gender pay gap was a myth. 

Every time you complain about a girl wearing too much makeup, I want you to remember the time you called a girl ugly.

Every time you

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Challenge #00483 - A108: Yo Daddy SO Dense...

Gentlemen, behold, the singularity of stupid. – RecklessPrudence

[AN: I’ve already spoken out against mental ablism and received crap for it. No help - just crap. I feel like I’m walking on a fairy floss tightrope with incipient rain overhead, BUT - st*pid is an ablist slur please help us all find something else]

“O divine Powers, that is such a dense idea…”

“No denser than yo Daddy.”

“Yeah, well yo

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Challenge #00482 - A107: What is Real?

Don’t you smile at me… that’s not even a real smile! It’s just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind! – RecklessPrudence

The robot, trying to please, returned to a neutral expression display. “My apologies,” it said. “I am built to serve. How may I help you, today?”

Aisha sighed. Of all the bodies she could have hauled into her life raft, it had to be one of the service ‘bots from the

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aromaveil: Please give this tiny baby platypus notes. I don't like seeing the hateful comments directed at me from the Men's Rights blogs...

aromaveil:

Please give this tiny baby platypus notes. I don’t like seeing the hateful comments directed at me from the Men’s Rights blogs on tumblr so if this baby platypus gets over 36 notes i will be okay and i will see people reblogging this platypus instead of mean things

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