AFK
I’m off adventuring.
Wish me luck.
And buy my stories. That would be nice of you.
imgonnafolloweveryone: Hi. Ive just made this tumblr because one night while i should have been writing an essay i was contemplating if it...
Read more »Hi.
Ive just made this tumblr because one night while i should have been writing an essay i was contemplating if it would be possible to follow every single person on tumblr. wow. thats a lot of people. will it be possible? im gonna find out. please reblog this and spread the word.
if i see a plus next to your name i will click it no questions asked. please help me on my journey.
Challenge #00577 - A202: Mass Destruction
Code 19: There is a small child loose in the area.
“LOCKDOWN! LOCKDOWN!” Rodriguez checked all the small storage bays before she locked them. Kept her eyes and ears open for any trace.
No sticky residue. No smeared prints. No suspicious puddles of liquid. No sign that the progeny had been here. And that was the dangerous part.
“I thought human infants were helpless,” said Chor'i'za.
“Human infants, yes. But once they learn how to move, they
Read more »Challenge #00576 - A201: The Delicate Process of Acquiring Snuggle-Buddies
The first time K’iiv did the Noise.
“I… have not acquired a snuggle-buddy.”
“Want one?”
K'iiv’s tail flared. “Are… you… volunteering?”
“Are you amenable?”
Now his tail war twitching in a manner dazzle and enrapture female members of his own species. What the human thought of it was beyond him. “Oh very. So much. Yes. I– I–” SKREE-AH!
“AAAAH!” Del ducked in
Read more »Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
platredeparis: bnycolew: mannysiege: Progress What Imma just let this sit here
Progress
What
Imma just let this sit here
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currentsinbiology: Mayo Clinic trial: Massive dose of measles vaccine wipes out cancer Stacy Erholtz was out of conventional treatment...
Read more »Mayo Clinic trial: Massive dose of measles vaccine wipes out cancer
Stacy Erholtz was out of conventional treatment options for blood cancer last June when she underwent an experimental trial at the Mayo Clinic that injected her with enough measles vaccine to inoculate 10 million people.
The cancer, which had spread widely through her body, went into complete remission and was undetectable in Erholtz’s body after just one dose of the measles vaccine, which has an uncanny affinity for certain
Challenge #00575 - A200: Alas My Love...
An Ice Cream van on Amalgam station.
Someone, somewhere, was playing Greensleeves on a glockenspiel. Rael knew this because he was chasing Shayde, who was racing about, trying to find the source of the noise.
The only information she’d supplied had been “MISTAH WHIPPEH![1]” before she had taken off at -as she called it- warp nine.
One day, one day… in the far, far distant future, he would not need half an hour and a pocket
Read more »Return to Sesame Street!
Read more »A while back you posted a horror-splash about a the terror that a hyper-realistic Sesame Street would be. I’d like to see this world reconciled back into the treasured childhood series, rather than as a grim-dark reboot. After the adrenaline-fueled shock wears off, have your protagonist step back, take a deep breath, and realize they’re not really scary at all. I realize this may be a bit specific, but for my peace-of-mind, and that of everyone who grew up on
I saw this Cracked article on Tumblr, and thought it was right up your alley. I can't post links in these ask boxes, but try Googling for...
I’m regretting counting this as a prompt, now.
And I can’t really turn this into a story without setting up an obvious strawman to take pot-shots at. And in the wake of the Reddit Raid, I’d rather not make some touchy types aim a DDOS nuke at my poor ageing compy.
…besides, I agree with practically everything in that article…
So I’ll take on another argument I saw in another
Read more »beringandwellscrew: rmlfvr: These classical musicians play their instruments in a way you've never seen before. A rather compelling visual...
dakhur : I have done your first prompt. Celebrate. I bet it’s not what you expected :D
dakhur : I have done your first prompt. Celebrate.
I bet it’s not what you expected :D
Read more »Challenge #00573 - A198: One Fine Evening in the Nightvale Maternity Ward
“Slowly, the doctor turned. Extending a pointing finger, he said “But … but that’s an orange … !”"
“Yes,” said Mrs Murray. You know her, she was born with octupoid-like tentacles instead of hair.
“We couldn’t be happier,” said Mr Murray, through the independently levitating ouija board that is his sole means of communication. Since he is corporeally-challenged.
“All we want to know,” asked Mrs Murray carefully, “is to the signs and portents indicate
Read more »goldstarprivilege: muchymozzarella: afunnyfeminist: ghastderp: i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day. See, guys. This...
Read more »i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.
See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.
He knows men are like that
his father was like that to his mother
he has experienced the pain firsthand, of what it’s like when men are like that
and he never wants men to be like that again and he fights tooth and nail against the
Hi guys. we need to have a serious chat right now.
Read more »Two years ago, there was a movie called Paranorman.
It didn’t do so good at the box office, despite it being one of the most important, game changing animated movies since the Disney renaissance. It made its money back, but it wasn’t the smash hit Frozen was.
And this is a fucking tragedy.
Why?
People read into Frozen that Elsa was an allegory for many things, one of them being LGBT. That’s cute. Meanwhile,
