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Writing Prompt

The first encounter of T’reka and her people with Big Bird (or any of the Muppets, really, because why wouldn’t they still be around?)

(#00572 - A197)

Still relatively impaired by her injured leg, T'reka stared in amused confusion at the screen.

It was a program meant for juvenile entertainment and/or education (it was hard to tell, with humans. It may be both and something else), she could tell by the puppets. And it was a locally-produced show, because she recognised some of the people teaching children the human alphabet.

Some of the creatures made into puppets were impossible. The stylised talking frog, for example, had to be a figment of someone’s imagination. Likewise, the giant yellow bird.

And it was a sign that the humans desired Numidid interaction that they included a remarkably accurate puppet Numidid into their show.

They called the imaginary bird Kipkip and aped her -and her fellow scientist’s- curiosity about everything human with unnerving accuracy.

This was art imitating life, to teach their young about the world and the people who shared it.

On one hand, it showed a marked goal of sharing information that could be cast in a positive light. On the other hand, it showed scientific curiosity as completely normal.

She was going to catch hell from Kal'rike when Administrator Ser saw this…

“You’re awake early,” murmured Siriki. “…or I’m late.”

T'reka checked the wall chronometer. “I’m awake early, be at ease.” She asked, “Do you see the same thing on the screen as I do?”

Siriki looked. “Oh dear. Administrator Ser isn’t going to like that…”

T'reka slumped into her nesting. “And here I was, hoping it was a hallucination.”

“It could pass as one,” said Siriki helpfully.

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Challenge #00571 - A196: The Big Reveal

http://cnvvj.tumblr.com/post/88170279521/wintersoldjer-but-what-if-cyclops-can-wear

He called them all together into the big meeting room. They gathered into their appointed seats and in a general air of confusion.

“For years, I’ve made myself scarce on April first. And for those same years, all of you have managed to make me your butt-monkey for pranks. Every joke in the book and some of the new ones… you played them all on me.”

Now most of them

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Challenge #00570 - A195: Casual Toxicity

“Absolutely not! There is no way in-”

*human calmly peels and eats a banana*

“Er, whatever you say, sir.”

The Membletak did not adapt well to their new, human captains. They did not adapt well to the insanity of their commanding officers.

And they did not adapt well to illogical commands.

But Captain Millbury was prepared.

“Sir. The odds against surviving such a manoeuvre intact are astronomical to begin with, you can’t possibly expect the

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3:35 PM

I now have a supply of Melatonin. Yay. If that fails, I’m signing on to a sleep study.

I am now 208 words away from reaching my word quota on The Amity Incident.

And I shall be purging my beta-readers list of everyone who didn’t bother getting back to me about any of the Hevun’s Child trilogy.

…it’s hard to plant Chekov’s Guns when you don’t know where the

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Challenge #00568 - A193: Buddy-buddy

An alien and a human with a Han and Chewbacca-esque relationship

(I don’t think Hwell counts, that looks more like babysitting)

[AN: Well, yes, but Hwell does spend large volumes of time making gurgling noises…]

Ruscis still couldn’t believe this was happening, but a duty was a duty and this… being… hadn’t left her side since the convoluted happenings that involved saving its life.

“You remember what I said,” Ruscis repeated. “

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T'reka taking shape, care of fabulous artist, Erica Syverson. These are ROUGH SKETCHES folks. Her rough sketches are enough to make me want...

T'reka taking shape, care of fabulous artist, Erica Syverson.

These are ROUGH SKETCHES folks. Her rough sketches are enough to make me want to pack in my pencil and quit doodling forever.

And if you’re bothered by the sketchy lines making T'reka look old in the second pic, you can pretend it’s Elderly!T'reka recounting exciting tales of her youth to enraptured grand-keets while a human tries not to laugh in the background.

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