I am whittling my beta reader list down to the three people who actually got back to me about stuff.
If you never got an email from me, we need to debug that. Assuming you still want to beta-read.
Either way, action needs to be taken.
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Aliens discover The Hitchhiker’s Guide.
(#00581 - A216)
Space, the text said, is big. Really big. If you think it’s a long way down the road to the shops, that’s peanuts compared to space.
“People paid money for this?”
“I think it’s some of their Terran humour…”
“I don’t see any references to trousers falling down in this narrative.”
Bloz glared at Kenka. “You and
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ubq:
yo hey everyone who reblogs this gets a pixel thing like this
except with different words based on your blogsure, why not
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok i’m game
I’m just curious as to what I would get!
WTH
Read more »AR FUCK
Why is it that whenever something good happens to me, something hideous happens to friends and family?
Why can’t my good luck be balanced out by Scabbot falling face-first into dog shit in front of millions of live-streaming cameras or something.
Why do the people I love suffer?
Read more »What font says 'cheesy horror' to you?
There’s gotta be a few font pros out there who know their stuff and, even though I love me some horribad science fiction, I don’t often get to see the movie posters.
So what fonts would y'all recommend for the eventual cover of The Amity Incident?
Read more »Deathworlders
Humans meet a species from a different deathworld.
(#00580 - A215)
Things around the negotiation table were tense. It wasn’t often that the humans met another cogniscent race that could kill them with ease. The fact that both sides were willing to keep their hostile actions in check was a telling victory for the mamalian side of the negotiations.
For a long time, Trodonti and Human stared at each other.
“We have studied your home planet,” said K'ress.
Read more »I live!
I took my melatonin when I woke up at 1AM and got a full night’s sleep for the first time in forever.
The drawback? I could not wake up on time. Bluh.
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omfg
i haven’t even played portal
but this is fucking epic
This image, I approve.
*THE NOISES I JUST MADE*
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9:02 PM
Now I lay me down to sleep
And pray like heck that sleep I keep
If I should wake before the clock
You know my day is gonna suck
8:08 PM
Take note: Eating an entire bowl of hotter-than-I’m-used -to seafood laksa with two large glasses of milk to kill the fire leads to an uncomfortable intestine situation.
Nevertheless, I am still going to try for my 500 words.
Despite my lack of cognitive skills.
…I’m writing 90% of this book off-my-face freakin’ tired. You’d better buy squillions of copies…
Editing this sumbitch is gonna suck wet farts out of dead donkeys…
Read more »4:40 PM
Still alive. No longer cogniscent. Re-watching _Life Without People_ to stay awake
Read more »10:25 AM
Finally back. Finished my day job duties.
Contemplating breakfast but feeling queasy.
I sort of wish O'Ranges was real so I could have a big, fluffy, barbecue-scented doggy-hug.
I’m going to be so bloody rat-faced by this arvo.
100% certainty of pizza for dinner.
Read more »battersbabymun: I worked all day on this! It's finally done! Steam Powered Giraffe: The Anime! This anime has ALL the Walter Robots!
Challenge #00589 - A214: Like a House on Fire
Shayde and Ambassador O’Ranges
or
Julie, Nanny and Ambassador O’Ranges
[AN: You didn’t say ‘xor’ :D ]
Julie was still moaning. A constant monotone that, Shayde could tell, was starting to get on everyone’s pec’s. She was huddled in Nanny’s lap. Nanny couldn’t do much for her but be a living teddy-bear and mutter “Good girl, good girl,” at random intervals.
“Puir babby…” Shayde
Read more »5:30 AM
This is meant to be my normal wake-up time.
I’ve already been awake at least three hours.
Hands up anyone who’s bought even one of my stories?
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