Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

3:44 AM

Yeah thanks cat, I really needed to clean up upchuck at almost four in the fucking morning.

Arse.

The air con takes way too long to warm up in the morning :P

At least Beloved can get some firkin sleep. I’m totes jelly.

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3:35 AM

Well, fuck.

I’ve woken up best-beloved. The cat knew I was awake somehow and started meowing, looking for me 9_9

I still have this “someone is sneaking about” vibe. Even though I know that the cat racks off the instant a stranger appears.

Surrendering and going to my main compy

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Campaign shows effects of 'subtle racism' on Indigenous Aussies

Campaign shows effects of 'subtle racism' on Indigenous Aussies

dynastylnoire:

black-australia:

"Thirty seven per cent of respondents said they

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Challenge #00588 - A213: Explaining a Lot

Was trying to figure a way to rephrase this, but I reckon it’s probably best to send it to you in its original form: “(s)he/ze had a troubled childhood” == “They had a troubled evolution…” (a lot of the questions were me) – recklessprudence

“…and this is Ambassador Shayde. Her species had a difficult evolution.”

The assembled welcome committee aahed and nodded.

“Must ye do tha’ every time we go somewhere?” Shayde murmured.

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atrophy-of-life: rifleisfine: sexecutive-outcums: failedsuicideclub: Hero. This isn't even the whole story. They told him he couldn't...

atrophy-of-life:

rifleisfine:

sexecutive-outcums:

failedsuicideclub:

Hero.

This isn’t even the whole story. They told him he couldn’t go because they had no way of getting him there. So he walked outside when they weren’t looking and took a fucking bus. The next time he was seen was on Sword Beach, ith all his medals pinned to his chest.

brb, crying

The fucking Wehrmacht couldn’t stop him from hitting that beach the first time, what the fuck did the care

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Challenge #00587 - A212: Confusing Hilarity

Someone being chased by a goose while others laugh too hard to help.

The humans saw her coming in to the launch pole.

“Up! Up! Up!” They called, using their fleshy hands to gesture the same thought. “Danger! Up!”

She scrambled for the little platform before she dared look down. There, in one of the grazing paddocks, one of the humans’ domesticated avians was chasing a young human keet. Kid.

It was a large bird. Semi-aquatic, judging

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The cover… evolves I’m going to have a hard time NOT using bleeding font for the title because it all looks SO...

The cover… evolves

I’m going to have a hard time NOT using bleeding font for the title because it all looks SO cheesy-horror-flick… which is exactly what I’m aiming for :D

I was having a really bad day until this turned up in my in-box. Now I’m stoked :)

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Challenge #00586 - A211: Imaginary Union 1475

Monthly union meeting of trolls, ogres, and TUTBs (Things Under the Bed).

“All right, all right. Let’s keep this in order so we can all be back in our haunts before sunset.”

Grumble grumble mumble.

“If you don’t wanna be here, you can always skip on your fees,” threatened their president, Gruuh.

“Point of order,” said Oogle.

Sigh. “Yes?”

“Fees are hard to obtain. Kids are scared of less&

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coelasquid: thedaintysquid: semioticharuspook: I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF fucking floor guy killing it on the sax the fuckers on the...

coelasquid:

thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF

  • fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
  • the fuckers on the ladder
  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
  • the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
  • and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

This first season of Oz was a doozy.

This video

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