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Challenge #00916-B185: Hoarders Unimaginable

I couldn’t resist.

A Dragon (note capital) being told her hoard is worthless.

“Avaunt, foul beast!”

The Dragon Shashannash groaned as she opened an eye. “I was trying to sleep,” she yawned. “I don’t have any princesses… What do you want?”

The knight seemed a little nonplussed. “I have come to fight for the vast wealth you are draining from my lands… er… foul beast.”

“Enough with the ‘foul beast’ I keep very clean, thank you.” She

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shadowflameswords:fezes-and-sandshoes:So I found a list of some of the more common gender neutral pronouns being invented. I think it's...

shadowflameswords:

fezes-and-sandshoes:

So I found a list of some of the more common gender neutral pronouns being invented. I think it’s pretty cool.

It’s a cool list, though technically all pronouns are ‘invented’ pronouns — one doesn’t buy a ‘Creation of New Language’ module somewhere and get a set of complimentary pronouns free upon purchase…

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Please please please read this

ask-the-true-romanian-vampire:

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If you are ever on omegle and come across this guy, PLEASE skip him immediately. He trolls the hetalia tag looking for hetalia cosplayers. He will ask you who you are cosplaying, and then what your opinions of a few other countries are, one of them always being Hungary, because he is from there. He will ask if you are confusing the anime countries with the real countries and from there he will ask what your opinion is of the ACTUAL

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IMPORTANT

space-dementia49:

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Recently, my mum and stepdad have been physically hitting my dog, Loki. Whenever he would bark or hide under the bed, they would shout at him and punch him, sometimes even kick him.

My mum is threatening to put him down, and I know he doesn’t deserve that. I need someone, most preferably in Tasmania, to look after him, please. I don’t want to see him being put in another chokehold or being dragged out from under the

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Challenge #00915-B184: Wheeeeeeeeee!

Rolling down a hill is a valid use of your time.

Rael reached the top of the hill. There were not enough sweet treats in the human lexicon to pay for this much ‘just wanderin’ to his mind.

“Fine,” he grumbled. “We’ve reached the top of the hill. Now what?”

“We lie down,” said Shayde.

“For the last time, I am not engaging in extreme haptic communication with you.”

“I’m no’ askin’ ye to,” she said. “We lie down. Then

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Reblog this if you like Steven Universe

giannamorphs:

My brother told me that nobody older than eight watches Steven Universe. He’s been gaslighting me lately and tells me that it’s unnatural to watch a cartoon about aliens at my age (14).

I want to prove him wrong and I need your help.

Reblog this if you like Steven Universe, and put your age in the tags!

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