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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12638 posts

Because science is amazing.

Someone’s comments on this article.

And God said “Let there be light.”

And Man said “Oh I’ve got to figure out how he does that.”

And verily, did Man pull photons out of the screaming abyss.

Seriously, that’s amazing. Any day now I expect someone to march out of CERN wearing their labcoat over a wizard’s robe and announce that it turns out magic is real. – RecklessPrudence

(#00288)

She dreamed about it, sometimes. Often while Hackmeyer was staring down her cleavage as he mis-explained something she had already stated.

First, she would toss and flip a pen. Then she would Lift it for increasing lengths of time. Until it was obviously disobeying the laws of gravity. Then she’d just hold it there while Hackmeyer stared.

Then she’d mutter an incantation and turn it into a dragonfly, fly it around his head a few times, and then back into a pen, catch it, and pretend unknowing innocence when he tried to prove it to anyone else.

That sort of thing, though, she would have to save up for after her first graduation. No sense driving an evil man crazy - or running the risk of becoming institutionalized herself - until after she got the degree that would have her moving up and out and far, far away from Hackmeyer and his filthy tricks.

It was her little secret. Her’s and her baby brother’s.

Magic was real. All it was doing was waiting for science to catch up.

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How I have felt, on occasion.

Critical system Error at WhattheflyingF.exe
Restoring brain from backup. – RecklessPrudence

(#00287)

“You broke him!”

“Nah-uh. You broke him!”

“You’re the one who told him the fifth pun!”

“Did not!”

“Did too!”

Billie the Walter Girl sighed and reached for the Number Five hammer. About thirty PSI seemed about right.

{CLANG!}

“Somebody told a pun,” complained The Spine as he rebooted.

“Yeah, your logic circuits can&

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Sea Dragoness for Hire.: amnesiac-sara: Sea Dragoness for Hire.: Location: Stinger Peninsula....

Sea Dragoness for Hire.: amnesiac-sara: Sea Dragoness for Hire.: Location: Stinger Peninsula....

dessiemagana:

amnesiac-sara:

amnesiac-sara:

Sea Dragoness for Hire.: Location: Stinger Peninsula. Population: one lost and lonely mutant...

amnesiac-sara:

Birds and assorted winged creatures filled the air.

Sara had her best Stage Voice out. Reaching the cheap seats... or, in this case, the foothills of the...

“Contrariwise,” argued Sara, “if I'm hallucinating, you might not be here. I think I'm somewhat used to blue-ish friendly people and you could

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Dear Followers:

Yesterday (or thereabouts) you all saw this on your dashes:

This is, as you may have surmised, the cover to my first novel.

Let me tell you a little thing about this cover.

  1. It is not my work.

  2. It is the work of a very patient artist at Bespoke Book Covers.

  3. It is hella expensive.

  4. …and I’m broke.

I say “very patient” because we went through several-ty hundred revisions before we got to this. I’m

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Beta-readers!

Vital beta-reading info below the cut. If you volunteered and never got an email from me, click the read more. Everyone else, ignore this post.

I’m trusting y'all. I kinda need feedback.

PDF

ePub

Email me your errata list when you’re done.

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COMING SOON Or, more accurately, as soon as I can get my dear Beta-Readers to get any found mistakes back to me. If I can get all edits done...

COMING SOON

Or, more accurately, as soon as I can get my dear Beta-Readers to get any found mistakes back to me.

If I can get all edits done by the 25th of October, I can publish on the 29th - just in time for All Hallows’ Read.

IF YOU VOLUNTEERED TO BETA-READ, NOW IS THE TIME TO GET BACK TO ME ABOUT WHAT, IF ANYTHING, YOU FOUND.

‘Cause I’m publishing on the 29th, come hay, hell or

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For when Holy Water just won't do...

After a series of unfortunate events I need to know where you can get a ballistic missile sanctified. Preferably with no questions asked. – RecklessPrudence

(#00286)

Blemisch looked over the data again. The weapons of science had had little effect on the beast currently corralled in a crevasse. However, science had determined that certain materials with occult significance had had some impact.

Her team was not the Mythbusters - they were busy. However, certain Mythbuster fans were just as good.

If a

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