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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12638 posts

Since I know you got started writing DS9 stuff...

(please note, this does not _have_ to be Star Trek, use whatever fits)

Species 8472 could be reasoned with. They could be bargained with. And they sure as hell did not drive one insane with their mere presence,

The Medusans do.

You have to understand, the Federation has one of the ballsiest diplomatic corps in fiction. They’re the guys who have to walk up to Cthulhu and make friends. – RecklessPrudence

(#00285)

There is a saying in Starfleet: There’s plenty of room for cowards on Earth.

The brave… go into space.

The adventurous… get promoted.

But only the inventive, open-minded, resourceful and fearless get Ambassadorial training. And only the best of those join Starfleet’s Corps Diplomatique.

Twyla didn’t exactly know what she did to get herself fast-tracked into SCD, but she still couldn’t help noticing that she was the youngest one there. They certainly hadn’t replicated any uniforms in her size, before. And in her opinion, still hadn’t.

The data pad clutched tightly to her chest was one meant for all the grownups in the room. Half the buttons on it were a mystery she still hadn’t solved. And, true to her colonial roots, she used the one they gave her for just about everything she could.

Like a shield against the slings and arrows of outrageous -invisible- fortune.

The map had said she was supposed to be here. She even had the right floor. But that didn’t stop Twyla from feeling like an impostor. Like she was about to get yelled at for invading grownup space.

The grownups were talking in a cluster. Some sitting. Some standing. One sitting on a console. Their more tailored uniforms and ease of being here made her feel even less confident.

One poked another one, pointed to her, and laughed under his breath.

“Hey, sweetheart,” smiled the pokee. “You lost? Lookin’ for your daddy? Your mommy?”

Her knuckles went white. “I’m… s'posed'a report t’ room… 34D8?” Damnit. The colonial hick-talk spilled out whenever she panicked.

Now all six of them were smiling and poking each other. There were women among them, but Twyla got the feel of a bunch of bullies.

Miles from home and her Hucker Stick. Fighting was against the rules. Twyla had looked them up. Therefore, she had to be… diplomatic.

“I’m to attend Professor Granger’s class on diplomatic resolution and understanding,” she managed far more bravery in her voice than she was feeling, right now. Twyla made herself let go of the padd to offer her hand. “I’m Twyla DeVries.”

Three words, and their attitudes changed in an instant. “The Plaitzar Colony Twyla DeVries?”

“Discoverer of the Maliatt?”

“Ambassador for the Maliatt?”

“Uh.” Twyla reeled her hand back in and clung to her padd. “Yah?”

They were no longer bullies. They were fans.

“Omigod.”

“Holy shit…”

“EEEEEEEEE!” One of the women did an insane little dance.

“Listen, I’m sorry about the parental thing. I had no idea. Obviously.”

“So I’m in the right place?” asked Twyla.

“Sweetie, I’m surprised you aren’t teaching us.”

Everywhere she went -well, almost everywhere- thereafter, those six grownups made themselves her honour guard.

Twyla DeVries. Twelve-year-old ambassador material.

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Things that I'm pondering doing which I know I'll never have the time for:

  1. Participating in ROLT because it looks beautiful

  2. Posting a bunch of songs I want to see/hear SPG cover and the reasons why

  3. Finishing all my fucking fanfics

  4. Fanbot cosplay

  5. Running a drawblog (possibly in conjunction with #1)

  6. Take a makeup course (See #4)

  7. Learn a beautiful but useless skill

  8. Get my goddamn knees fixed

  9. Learn how to tapdance after #8

Of course, I’m like: DO ALL THE THINGS!!!!one!

But I know my time and my spoons are limited

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Challenge #00284: All Things Ridiculous and Human

Squashed Fly Biscuits - the round shortbread ones or garibaldis, whichever is more convenient.

Bonus points if someone is disappointed to find out they don’t contain real flies.

(all the bonus points ever if it involves T'reka, I’ve totally fallen in love with that story, but realistically whoever fits the prompt)

From the Journal of T'reka the Inquisitive:

With exposure, I have been picking up some of the human language. They understand that I am still learning and

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You overhear the strangest things from public-phone conversations sometimes...

“…well, sir, it was about, oh, a meter or so tall, looked kinda like if someone had stuck bat-ears, a big-lipped face, skinny arms and legs, a ratty wig, and, er, prominent female features on a big lima-bean of some sort and…  …No, no sir, I’m not drunk or drugged, I swear it.  As I clocked in and went to begin my shift, it - or she, I guess - was sloppily wandering around the central

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spacefeels: (full size image) more Treks whoo when Kirk told Chekov to put on a red shirt I was that one person in the theater who screamed...

spacefeels:

(full size image)

more Treks whoo

when Kirk told Chekov to put on a red shirt I was that one person in the theater who screamed “NOOO”

Lol, I watched that scene and, in a perfect Checkov impression, said,

“But thet’s certain death, Keptin…”

Alas, only my best-beloved heard, and busted a gut trying not to howl with laughter.

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Challenge #00282: The Kindness of Strangers

In the bottom of one of the many pockets of the bag, forgotten but apparently not for that long, was a slightly battered perfectly pink apple. It had been on many journeys, and was remarkably unscathed considering how easily apples usually succumb to bumping about in a bag full of other odds and ends.

There was a face on it. A happy face made of two small circles and a larger arc. Cut into the skin by someone else’s knife.

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Have you ever read Seanan McGuire's work? It seems up your alley. Also, I would really be curious to see what happened if Sarah Adrien met...

[AN: Hooray. More reading list. I’m still ploughing through Allomancy on a paragraph-a-day basis]

(#00281)

Sarah thought she was done for, this time. The Criptid creature had been inches away from having her head for a snack. But then, something invisible turned the tables in a more permanent eye-for-an-eye fashion by literally bashing its head off with a big stick.

Sarah recovered her weapon and dealt with the last few stragglers.

The invisible thing faded into view.

“All bad guys

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See where this bit of commenting takes you...

“I feel like I am just footsteps away from either screaming in fury or breaking down into body-shaking tears… and I’m not sure which.  But you’d never tell it by looking at me.  I’m good at bottling things up and repressing my reactions.  For a while anyway; every bottle breaks eventually, no matter how sturdy its glass.  I don’t know when I began this habit, or why I keep doing it, but

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Challenge #00279: Welcome Walter's Metal Men

Steam Powered Giraffe are in the x-verse, only they’re really mechanical men (made by someone with Forge-like skill) or living-metal mutants (similar to Colossus). Your choice.

“Sara… What the hell?”

“Dun ma'e me smi'e…” Sara said, drawing on her face with metallic paint. She was wearing, amongst other things, a corset, a frilly skirt, striped stockings, and accessories apparently made of gears.

“You know you can just program your holographic emitter to do

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