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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12637 posts

freelance-adventurer: Seana and I are walking to get our badges for Comic-Con 2013 when a guy dressed like The Spine from Steam Powered...

freelance-adventurer:

Seana and I are walking to get our badges for Comic-Con 2013 when a guy dressed like The Spine from Steam Powered Giraffe walks by.

Seana (staring openly): Is that…?

Me (also staring rudely): Nooo, it’s got to be a cosplayer…

The Spine ( as he passes us with his liquid gold voice): No, it’s me.

Us: ( ゚ Д゚) (゜◇゜)

This pic reminds me of a plotbunny I’ve had rattling around in my back-brain.

Remember how Scooby Doo had

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Fun with (decidedly non-Standard) Units

2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon – RecklessPrudence

(#00362)

“Echo!”

The space whirling with birds now filled with imitations of Shayde’s voice saying ‘echo’.

This pleased her no end. “Oh aye, they’re mockin'birds.

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2013: My roundup (FWIW)

Okay, so 2013.

  • I made a resolution that I fucking KEPT for all but one day of the year, and that one’s excusable. (Holy shit!)

  • I wrote 180 000+ words for a trilogy

  • I also wrote 160 000+ words for another book in the same amount of time

  • Which means, if I suddenly decide to quit writing my instant stories [Not bloody likely. Relax, folks!] I can write well over 300K in the space of a year

  • I’ve

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Challenge #00361: Stupid Mammals.

*irritated muttering*  "… Stupid mammals and their ability to function regardless of temperature….“

Cold.

The desire to hibernate was strong, but in this environment, the desire to hibernate could kill. This place was permanently cold. They would sleep and never wake up.

The ship’s human knew this. Given their species-inherent desire to eliminate the Other, the surprising part was how they did not use the current situation to win.

The captain watched in amazement and torpor, as

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teagator: jenniferstolzer: Nailed it. sorry for the long post. I figure it'll get lost in the swell of concert photos. Also on...

teagator:

jenniferstolzer:

Nailed it.

sorry for the long post. I figure it’ll get lost in the swell of concert photos.

Also on DA

Bringing this back because it makes me laugh every time


“Guys, Rabbit’s up a bookcase and won’t come down. Hatchworth’s on fire again. And something deep blue and disgusting is coming out of Pete VI’s lab… WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN YOU LEAVE?!”

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cabbyman:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

unfollovving:

assemble-the-assbutts:

fandom-pride:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT


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HOLY FUCKING COW.


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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

This doesn’t work

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I stand corrected oh dear lord

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Um guys

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shit

I have to see this for myself.

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ha

Every ask will result in either an answer or a story. Answers will happen immediately. Stories happen at the rate of one

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Challenge #00360: Everything Proof Shield

When the greatest weapons and technology does nothing, it’s not always the end of the battle. Sometimes you just have to grab the nearest heavy object and go medieval on your adversary.

She had watched them glide through nukes that did not explode as they were supposed to. She saw both bazookas and bombs fail to ignite in their presence. Even guns would not fire.

The alien invasion did not kill. They didn’t need to. They simply stopped

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Challenge #00359: Shining, Gleaming, Silken, Flaxen, Waxen...

Here’s a good challenge - write something that involves someone finding a way to explain Wolverine’s hair.  Seriously, whether comics, cartoons, or movies, it’s always the same winged sorta puffed-out spiky thing that looks near-exactly like the sides of his costume’s mask.  Does he style it that way intentionally, does he just have the world’s worst case of Hat Hair, or what?

They had been hiking for hours. Everyone’s hair

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doctorwhoknew: petercapalldii: similarlyunique: petercapalldii: don't you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate Who did...

doctorwhoknew:

petercapalldii:

similarlyunique:

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

Who did you kill to have this URL?

matt smith

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Let's have some fun...

McDonald’s Australia is allegedly answering ALL questions from folks with a Facebook account. Tumblr wouldn’t let me post the link, for some reason, so type in “yourquestions” dot mcdonalds dot com dot au into your browser bar.

I’ve already asked them what the fuck they put in their thick shakes to make them taste super gross when they melt.

I’ve already asked them how much “reclaimed meat” they use in

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Chalenge #00358: O...MG Tannenbaum

“How did you even get a live pine tree onto the space station?”

“Uh… the Magic of Christmas?”

It was sixteen Standard Distance Units tall. It was coated in sparkling lights, then coated again in shiny metallic fronds of tinsel, then covered in small, shiny objects, then covered in bows. And then, to top things off, whoever covered it over in all of this thought that that wasn’t enough, and started all over with the

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