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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12637 posts

Challenge #00390 - A025: Ferocious Flavour

Something about the other alien species and the sheer amounts of food that humans eat that would digest us alive if we didn’t digest them first. Maybe a human explaining why we want that legalised to be imported on to a space station (because nobody likes eating nothing but space bran flakes)

“Council will hear…” T'rev moaned. “The Human Coalition.”

“As secretary of the Human Coalition on this station, I receive numerous petitions and

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Stand back, I'm about to lay some truth down.

I am a big fan of Steam Powered Giraffe.

And I was moderately upset to see that another fan couldn’t quite handle the fact that Bunny Bennet is a girl. Said fan has since deleted their blog, so I can’t tell if they’re a troll or not. But I figure it’s high time I gave the beleaguered transfolks a break and educate some people.

People who already know about trans* issues, feel free to

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Challenge #00389 - A024: Killer Mutant Zombie Human

“You know, considering how resilient humans are most of the time it’s a bit surprising that their reproductive system is so unprotected, especially the males.”

*pained moaning from just offscreen* 

This was beyond surreal. Sitting next to a human (well, technically human) and watching an ancient, speciesist movie with a human starring as the main antagonist. With the unbelievable knowledge that the human had instigated this.

He had asked why, but her answer made no sense. “Because

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dudewhereismytardis: This one time i made this post saying i will draw everyone who reblogged that post on how i think they look like based...

dudewhereismytardis:

This one time i made this post saying i will draw everyone who reblogged that post on how i think they look like based on their blog.

IM BRINGING IT BACK. so if you reblog this post. i will make you a drawing of what i think you look like.. 

Last time they looked like this:

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Challenge #00388 - A023: The Sad Misadventures of Hwell Barrow

“So that’s how I accidentally wound up in an alien porn film.”

Bailing Hwell out of legal custody was nothing new. What was new was that he was naked, save for layers of assorted, melted and melting cheese. All of which he was busy licking off of his hairy arms.

Ax'and'l looked down at Hwell and his expanding mess and squeaked, “In your own words: what the flying hell, Hwell?”

Hwell continued chewing a long string

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trekkiebeth: Steam Powered Giraffe | photo by trekkiebeth I love this photo and I don’t know why. The Spine looks like he has a gap...

trekkiebeth:

Steam Powered Giraffe | photo by trekkiebeth

I love this photo and I don’t know why.

The Spine looks like he has a gap in his teeth.

Rabbit looks terrified of the audience.

And Hatchworth is all, “Yay! I can play a guitar!”

…and then I start wanting fic of how that even happened…

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So I got my new binder

geekhyena:

bedabug:

therealjazzbertie:

megannicoline:

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This is me in my usual bra, note the 34D/32DD boobs.

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And here is the binder, almost completely flat.

This thing is awesome.  It is remarkably comfortable, too.  Feels a bit like wearing a sports bra. I got it from Love Boat, this one(http://www.lesloveboat.com/shop/product_info.php?products_id=122&osCsid=57cc209b6d95c6c3efa2d87a2325b6c2)

WOAH.

Reblogging again for my trans* and genderfluid buddies and also all female cosplay friends.

Signal boosting this ^_^

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Challenge #00387 - A022: The Biggest Game of Fetch

Buddy the golden retriever/lab mix, and Igor, his thinking-brain Pug.  Two Uplifted dogs, trekking together across the universe.  

Their winnings from the Great Nufurria Lawsuit had paid for the custom space suits that allowed them to sniff out the universe. Which was very important, because Buddy tended to lead with his nose.

“Play time? Play time?” Buddy panted.

“Almost, my friend,” Igor said, sounding for all the worlds like Peter Lorre. “You see the ship? We&

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Challenge #00386 - A021: One Disastrous Afternoon in the Offices of the Cogniscent Rights Commission

Certain dogs, when Uplifted, reverted to certain forms of speech.  Pugs, for instance, always tended to sound…..minionish.  Sort of Peter Lorre-esque, if you would, but with more lithping. “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!” proclaimed the first woman to Uplift a dog.  "Much more pleasant than the shrill voices of Maltese and Shih Tzus, don’t you think?  Not sure what’s up with the poodles - no matter what

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johnwaters: small collection of trans education resources for cis allies who are interested what does "cisgender" mean? what does...

johnwaters:

small collection of trans education resources for cis allies who are interested

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