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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12637 posts

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Found this via reddit

finally something that treats introverts and extroverts as equals

The punctuation is even accurate holy shit

Freaking thank you. Being shy and being an introvert are not the same thing, as well as being obnoxious and being an extrovert.

my fifth grade teacher once told my parents in a report that i was “comma happy”

i’m shy , hades yeah i use dots a lot

Ah, obnoxious. I prefer the term “excitable” but whatevs. 

I have traits from three of these columns how

me too Bunjy… and to my surprise, I’m not an introvert… all my supposedly introverted traits fall under shy… I almost sweep the category. But I also slot under introvert, extrovert and obnoxious. My past social behavior mostly is under obnoxious… I only have one under introvert and extrovert.

I don’t think I want to go out in public anymore…

Thanks for the vital reference guide.

Bee? You only get better with practice. You actually have to go out more.

Counter-intuitive, I know

Challenge #00394 - A029: It Came From Planet Earth

*totally wasn’t rereading old daily stories for art ideas, nope not me*

You’ve got a few titles for the horror movies, books, tv shows and assorted media starring humans before proper first contact was made scattered in the daily drabbles, may we see one?

[AN: Of course I’m not going to write the whole thing]

They thought they were safe inside the base. But then, they thought that sprinkling their crops with capsaicin would stop the

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Challenge #00393 - A028:

The Dragon and the Banana

Redscale the Magnificent landed in a clearing near the adorable little village with the thatched-roofed cottages and blew a plume of fire into the air.

“Deliver your gold to me or face the consequences,” she roared.

Her cunning plan was immediately foiled by a native asking, “What’s gold?”

Redscale the Magnificent attempted to explain. “Uh… It’s shiny. Yellow. Comes out of the ground. Most of you squishy

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gambler-x: flameeliwood: hemospect: maybethings: defira85: neko-shadow: ow ow owowowowow puns hurt I am going to send every one of...

gambler-x:

flameeliwood:

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maybethings:

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ow

ow

owowowowow

puns hurt

I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

Grooooooooooooooooooan

SCREAMS

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT

All of these would make eggcellent yokes!!!!

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Abbott keeps an election promise. We lose a World Heritage site.

Abbott keeps an election promise. We lose a World Heritage site.

mumlymag:

Abbott's decision could reignite a bitter decades long dispute.

Australia's Prime Minister is continuing his long tradition of not giving an Eff about what the people really want and getting more money for his buddies.

Please sign the petition. It might do some good.

I signed this. So should you.

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Challenge #00392 - A027: Interspecies Relationships

“I think its cute how a human’s normal reaction to a loud noise is to make a loud noise back”

Love is many things, as a great writer once wrote, none of them logical.

This is true across the species, but with the humans? Only more so.

K'iiv had been holding the Noise back until his beloved mammal, Del, was fully awake and not holding anything hot or spill-able.

“I pretty much have to do the thing,

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mumlymag: geekmomblog: (via Women Destroy Science Fiction! This Kickstarter Will Wreck Everything! | GeekMomGeekMom) On January 15,...

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geekmomblog:

(via Women Destroy Science Fiction! This Kickstarter Will Wreck Everything! | GeekMomGeekMom)

On January 15, Lightspeed Magazine launched a daring plan: an all-women double issue, to appear online and in e-subscription. To fund the project, guest editor Christie Yant and her team set a Kickstarter goal of $5,000. They came up with great rewards and described their goals:

It could be said that women invented science fiction; after all, Mary Shelley wrote what is considered by many to be the

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Challenge #00391 - A026: Ride the Pony

It says something about us as a species that we can see the most badass creature in any given biome, the one that not even the top predators will go near, and decide “I am going to ride that.”

They should never have gone planet-side, no matter how much Hwell complained about ‘cabin fever’. And, once they went planet-side, they definitely didn’t have to go on a tour.

And they certainly should never have gone on

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baby girl, I’m not quite human
and I’m not quite a machine
so I guess that leaves you staring at something
that’s somewhere inbetween

Jon, who told you to look all cute like that.

Merry Christmas, people.

wuhhurbl?

ooohohohohno

ooohno

ohno

it came back

Oh…Oh my.OH GOD WHERE DID MY PANTS GO?

Lookit the linework… Oh, yeah, pinup hottie, but lookit the LINEWORK!


How can a cartoon of a robot be

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