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Challenge #00402 - A037: First Resort of Fools

Ahh, the eternal paradox: A quick wit is best accompanied by quick reflexes, but a dull wit is best complemented by a sharp blade. – RecklessPrudence

“Ey up. Here’s trouble.”

Rael followed her line of sight. There were two of them. A big, burly lump of a biped who, because he wore grey clothes meant to wear hard, had to be the enforcement. Accompanying the cogniscent mountain was a smaller, lither being who, despite being reptilian, could only be described as “weaselly”.

If the little one could not convince them to part with their money, the big one would find a way to take it from them.

“So do you have a way to get out of this that won’t get us in trouble with the local law enforcement?” That last qualifier, knowing Shayde as he did, was vitally essential.

“Yeah. One.”

“Ah?”

“Convince th’ mook that the brains is bad for him wi'out wakin’ the brains up to it.”

“And that’s a good plan?”

“Na, but it’s the best one I got.”

*

It was later. A messy murder had happened and he had to linger with Shayde to give witness statements.

The ‘Mook’, as Shayde called him, turned out to be an illegal Uplift, tailored to attack on command. How Shayde managed to trick his owner into saying that command when his big, muscly pet was facing him, Rael would never know.

And he’d witnessed it all.

His name was Tiny, and he was rocking in place and asking his 'Boss’ to wake up.

Things like that should never happen to a marsupial.

Cogniscent Rights had him in their custody, now. They would find him a better home. Train him out of attacking. Socialise him.

“Puir little fella,” Shayde lamented.

“No, you are not allowed to take him home,” Rael pre-empted.

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etnequaquamultrainterficietur: holkie: bored-no-more: Broken leg or not... have reputation to keep! Very determined kitty cat's...

etnequaquamultrainterficietur:

holkie:

bored-no-more:

Broken leg or not… have reputation to keep!

Very determined kitty 

cat’s like…”We. Do not. CLOSE DOORS. In this house” 


If a kitten with a cast can squeeze under a door, Marshmallow can get around Walter Mansion, no problems.

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adu101: trekkiebeth: bunnybennett: trekkiebeth: trekkiebeth: I swear, one of these days I'm going to show up to the zoo with a pair of...

adu101:

trekkiebeth:

bunnybennett:

trekkiebeth:

trekkiebeth:

I swear, one of these days I’m going to show up to the zoo with a pair of pruning shears and get those stupid bushes under control.

Wow, 160 notes on my silly post about bushes? Oh right, it’s not about the bushes.

Bunny has extremely rebloggable legs.

Mmmm. Mmm. Mmm. Love those new pants.

Just gonna leave this here for everyone that hates them. Every pelvic thrust and hip gyration is me thinking of

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Challenge #00401 - A036: Assistant's Assistance

Once nonhuman Terran species were uplifted into greater levels of sentience, the concept of ‘service animal’ changed a great deal.  (I wanna see how that concept would apply to sentient nonhuman Terran species..  Like, a blind sentient cat with a seeing-eye ferret or something - you get the gist)

Augments were legal. Uplifts were not. Especially not Uplifts like the unfortunate populations teeming about Nufurria.

They existed, and because they existed, the Galactic Alliance had to help them. No cogniscent

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lexlifts: pisceswitch: hipstermoriarty: hipstermoriarty: lostthebattlebutwonthewar: Great Barrier Reef authorities have just said YES...

lexlifts:

pisceswitch:

hipstermoriarty:

hipstermoriarty:

lostthebattlebutwonthewar:

Great Barrier Reef authorities have just said YES to coal port companies dumping dredge waste inside this World Heritage Area — all to make way a coal ship superhighway through our Reef. Reblog if this outrageous decision does not represent you. This is a massive disappointment, but we cannot give up hope. Sign up here to make our movement bigger than ever and keep up the fight to ‪#‎SaveTheReef‬: http://www.SaveTheReef.org.au

Please Sign the

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Challenge #00400 - A035: The Growing List of Things Rabbit Should Never Do Again

“And that’s when I discovered my hoodie could get stuck on my nose”

“She walked in-to a pole five times,” added Hatchworth.

“What? It was a fre-freindly p-p-pole.”

“Not that friendly,” noted The Spine. “It knocked half your face off.”

“It was t-t-t-t-tryin’ ta help, Th’ Spine. Not its fault it doesn’t have hands.”

“I did try to tell them that this was

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here-therein-we-lie:

averyheartlessknight:

sleTep-for-days:

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ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

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iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it

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quinsecticide: internutter: quinsecticide: Look what the humans of the manor have to put up with See, Rabbit? Hatchworth and Mayor...

quinsecticide:

internutter:

quinsecticide:

Look what the humans of the manor have to put up with

See, Rabbit? Hatchworth and Mayor McToilet know they did something bad

Nobody knew how it happened. Not even Rabbit, who had had the wild flight of imagination to begin with.

Later inquiry revealed that Peter VI had left Steve in charge. Steve left Walter Girl Carolina in charge, who had then promoted Walter Girl Paige. She, in turn, left Michael Reed in charge. Michael noticed that he

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