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Challenge #00770 - B039: Ancient Writings

Bring it the fuck on = Eam non valent, in (Eng->Lat)

[AN: My google translate disagrees and provides “adducet eam ad irrumabo” I trust any latin nerds in my audience will settle the debate]

Of all the things that could have possibly sated Shayde’s wanderlust, exploring he less popular areas of the station seemed the safest and least bother. What Rael hadn’t known at the time was Shayde’s capacity for finding adventures.

“Ey oop! Humans have been here.” Her sharp-toothed grin was a clear indicator that adventure was about to happen. “It’s real old, ye ken.”

“Really?” Rael did his utmost to show as little interest as possible.

“Aye, it’s in Latin. Near as I reckon, this were left behind somewhere by a pre-Alliance human colony. Or a bunch'a real nutbars.”

“Either is likely. Can we stick to the main corridors, please? Going down the path less travelled is what got us in this mess.”

Shayde turned to face him, gesturing at the ancient message, “But it says ‘bring it the fook on’. How can ye resist tha’?”

“Easily,” explained Rael. “I just walk away. Observe.” He picked a path based on the right-hand rule and began moving away.

“Three dead ends and a doorway tae the Glunk,” she warned.

He could see two of those. “You’re a daily reminder of why I hate magic.”

“Glad tae know I do somethin’ for ye every day.” She loosened the lock with a metallic squeal of protest. The door groaned as it opened.

Beyond was a rather dismal hall with another door. And beyond that…

A tastefully appointed…

Dimly-lit…

Dusty and musty drawing room.

Relief fought a losing battle with disappointment. “And here I was thinking you’d lead me through a fight with some forgotten tribe who’d been living independently on this station until we blundered into their territory.”

Shayde laughed. “Na. I’m savin’ that fer twenty rooms on.”

It was hard to tell when she was joking until it turned out that she was.

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greenekangaroo:delphina2k:The Crocodile Hunter style of writing involves chasing after cool-looking ideas that wander by and tackling them...

greenekangaroo:

delphina2k:

The Crocodile Hunter style of writing involves chasing after cool-looking ideas that wander by and tackling them into submission.

I don’t recommend it for the long-term because it’s exhausting, but if there isn’t at least a LITTLE bit of Crocodile Hunter in your writing, I’m probably not going to read it.

…this combines my life’s work and the Crocodile Hunter.

This is the Best Fucking Thing Ever. 

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Reblog if you have

hipsterhomos:

onesecondofsupernatural:

  • Been called: Slut, whore, idiot, useless, worthless, piece of shit, ugly, a burden, stupid, fat or bitch
  • Been suicidal
  • Have self harmed
  • Had anxiety
  • Been depressed
  • Felt insecure
  • Been bullied
  • Been compared to someone
  • Had a parent who don’t support you
  • Felt worthless
  • Felt stupid
  • Felt lonely

I’m trying to prove a point to my parents and teachers who say that this isn’t common

Every fucking one.

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Challenge #00769 - B038: Ballistic Rock

“We will, we will, Rock you!” As sung by the United Trebouchet Operators Choir. You figure out the circumstance. Have fun.

The trebuchets, massive siege weapons of wood and rope, fired silently. It was their payloads, landing against the stunt castle walls, that were part of the performance.

Two solid rocks, and a missile made of gravel and dried clay. They landed with a WHUMP-WHUMP, TSSSSHH. A relentless beat that required the scurrying co-ordination of hundreds.

“Buddy you’

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Dear Followers...

internutter:

I’m heading steadily towards the two-thirds mark of my current novel-in-progress: Kung Fu Zombies. That’s around 80K for those of you who are keeping track.

And it’s around this time that I generally start the gas stage of my next book.

Unfortunately for me, that entry is listed thus:

7.  More Amalgam (Adapting? Rael?)

So I’m holding a semi-informal poll. What would you like to see as the next Amalgam book? For your options we have:

  1. Shayde’
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Steam Powered Giraffe Website Down.

davidmichaelbennett:

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Hello everyone!

We wanted to inform you all that Steam Powered Giraffe’s Engineer-eteer site, forums, and comic are all down currently and are not accesable.

We are working to get everything back up and working as soon as we can.
Thank you for your patience!

Ima trying…

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sanajarrar:sanajarrar:Her father said: "It was execution style, a bullet in every head. This was not a dispute over a parking space; this...

sanajarrar:

sanajarrar:

Her father said: “It was execution style, a bullet in every head. This was not a dispute over a parking space; this was a hate crime. This man had picked on my daughter and her husband a couple of times before, and he talked with them with his gun in his belt. And they were uncomfortable with him, but they did not know he would go this far.” Abu-Salha said his daughter who lived next door to Hicks wore a

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viixiie: FUN RELIGION FACTS-The Pagan pentacle is a protection symbol-Halloween began Pagan and was sort of taken and altered by numerous...

viixiie:

FUN RELIGION FACTS
-The Pagan pentacle is a protection symbol
-Halloween began Pagan and was sort of taken and altered by numerous religious, one being Christianity, and went from a day where spirits could come to visit (also the end/start of the year) to a day to chase spirits away
-“Satanism” =/= Cults. Satanism was created by people in Christian societies who didn’t agree with the “giving” lifestyle. Satanism is about putting yourself first, respecting yourself and others, and

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