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Challenge #00851-B120: One Fine Evening at a Galactic Mixer Party

Between two cultures, the body language and customs for aggression/anger in one are very similar to the flirting/courtship of the other.

In this scenario: A series of attempts to get an individual to agree to a date are taken entirely the wrong way.

She shouldn’t have gone amongst the Deathworlders. She could already feel her mortality creeping up on her. Havenworlders and Deathworlders never mixed well.

“Pretty,” said one of the Deathworlders. A tall beast with entirely too much hair and sharp, efficient-looking teeth. It looked… hungry.

“I am not edible,” she lied.

“Dunno. You look pretty delicious to me.” More bared teeth. “I won’t bite. Unless you want me to.”

Ryll shrieked and ran away.

When she offered up the complaint at her districts’ security kiosk, they carefully and repeatedly explained that the human in question was trying to flirt with her.

Deathworlders… they were so baffling.

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shitrichcollegekidssay:fallen-inspiration:theholyfoot:If you want to help secure the rights of women all over the world go here.If you want...

shitrichcollegekidssay:

fallen-inspiration:

theholyfoot:

If you want to help secure the rights of women all over the world go here.
If you want to help people from north korea go here.
If you want to help stop child labor go here
If you want to help people escape from their current situation go here
If you want to help refugees reunite with their families go here

If you want to permanently help the people who are still living in inhumane conditions all over

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mahoganyandmemory: iinventedeverything: weian-fu: sewingtutorials: Learn to Sew "...a series of free online tutorials guiding you...

mahoganyandmemory:

iinventedeverything:

weian-fu:

sewingtutorials:

Learn to Sew

“…a series of free online tutorials guiding you through the basics of sewing, from setting up your machine, to understanding sewing patterns, and finishing your seams.”

Saving this for later cause I’m getting rusty as a muggerbugger

SEWCIAL JUSTICE!!!


Reblogging again for new commentary.

Reblogging for myself

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Challenge #00850-B119: One Fine Bar Fight at a Galactic Crossroads

Between two cultures, the body language and customs for aggression/anger in one are very similar to the flirting/courtship of the other.

In this scenario: An aggressive display is mistaken for flirting.

She got into the human’s personal space. Closed her off from any escape. Rumbled in a low threat, “I like your face.”

The human bared her teeth and uttered a barking call. Then she pressed her rubbery mouth to  Hoq’a’lu’gi’s face. “I think you’

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internutter:moriartys: I wanted to make a post about Leelah Alcorn but I lack the requisite words to describe how I feel. But this is...

internutter:

moriartys:

I wanted to make a post about Leelah Alcorn but I lack the requisite words to describe how I feel. But this is exactly what it should be like. Leelah’s death is a heartbreaking tragedy and it should leave everyone speechless. That being said, however, we cannot simply sit back and mourn her by reblogging text posts and saying how messed up this is. In her note, she said that she wanted her death to mean something. So please,

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modmad: tygerbug: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZibUpH-AME&list=PL18B0CA620B61D076&index=1 On September 19, 2013, The Thief and...

modmad:

tygerbug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZibUpH-AME&list=PL18B0CA620B61D076&index=1

On September 19, 2013, The Thief and the Cobbler: Recobbled Cut Mark 4 was released to Youtube and download by filmmaker Garrett Gilchrist. This painstaking frame-by-frame restoration of what was intended to be Richard Williams’ masterpiece represents the culmination of eight years of work and research, and took over two years to complete. Rare video and film sources were found and restored from all over the world,

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Reasons to buy C.M. Weller's books:They're firkin awesomeWell-rounded charactersTheir skin colour and identity is part of who they are,...

Reasons to buy C.M. Weller’s books:

  1. They’re firkin awesome
  2. Well-rounded characters
  3. Their skin colour and identity is part of who they are, rather than shoe-horned box-ticking
  4. Science Fiction containing actual science
  5. Dedicated author who is determined to keep making books NO MATTER WHAT
  6. No, seriously. C.M. Weller has literally doubled all efforts at writing since recovering from an injury that slowed hir down
  7. And if you follow, you get a free vignette every day. Every. Day. [Excepting Christmas,

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Challenge #00849-B118: Tough Crowd

A species that has a language where musical vocables (La, de, dum, da etc.) are all either swearwords or very rude.

“I d-d-d-d-don’t know what happ-p-p-ened,” complained Rabbit.

“We were going so well,” said The Spine. “It doesn’t compute… it doesn’t compute…”

“…i don’t want to be mus-ic-ians an-y-more…” sulked Hatchworth.

Pete 17, urgently directing repair teams of Walter Workers, took a deep breath. “What the heck happened? Everybody loves your music…”

“I

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flowers-finally-clean1989:livingmytruthx:puddingafterbreakfast:Zoom in on her face in the third gif.She means this.You are completely...

flowers-finally-clean1989:

livingmytruthx:

puddingafterbreakfast:

Zoom in on her face in the third gif.
She means this.
You are completely irreplaceable.

This went deep man. Look at her face. I would love to know where this came from, what she was talking about. And it’s true. So true. Completely irreplaceable. You are you and there is no better you

So to all my followers…..please listen and believe this. Ellen DeGeneres is awesome and completely correct in this sense. Reblog to spread the

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citadelbloodbeard: While we're on the subject of honeybees, I was recently visited by a swarm!I came home Tuesday to find a huge cloud of...

citadelbloodbeard:

While we’re on the subject of honeybees, I was recently visited by a swarm!

I came home Tuesday to find a huge cloud of bees all around a magnolia tree by the garage. In less than an hour, they coalesced into a tight ball of bees about the size of a football.

Now, I knew from a lifetime of nature documentaries that honeybees are at their most docile and least likely to sting when they’re swarming. A this time,

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Challenge #00848-B117: It Just Goes

About the EM Drive, a possible new space drive that no-one has a coherent theory on HOW it works, but as long as no mistakes have been made in the experiments, it seems that it does. …Somehow.

“Well, the future space programs will no longer need propellants. However, they should probably investigate this thoroughly, this looks like an accidental discovery of summoning…things. While using Cthulhu as a propellant sounds hilarious no one wants to know what happens after that. ”

[AN: The

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