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Challenge #00854-B123: Ahead by a Nose

Child: Mommy! Mommy! I found a head! Can I keep it?
Mum: No, you can’t keep it. Now go and give it back to the gentlebot who lost it.
Child: They didn’t say “thank you”, Mommy.
Mum: Don’t worry about it, dear. Some people don’t know how to be polite after they’ve been decapitated.

[AN: We all know the gentlebots of steampoweredgiraffe​ are well-mannered enough thank peeps who help when they’ve lost their heads, so…]

5PY-80T
knew hir assignment. All ze had to do was arrange to get hir head into the enemy labs. Which required help from the mole.

They were
supposed to meet at an anonymous park and exchange heads. 5PY-80T‘s
facial plates were common enough with M0L3′s that the scanners wouldn’t
tell the difference. The problem was… the contact was late.

Maybe
it was the abundance of people with cameras. Maybe it was the increase in the local police force. Someone, somewhere, had stirred up trouble.

Desperate,
5PY-80T his hir head in the designated place and sent hir body over to a decent hiding place to await M0L3′s signal. And it should have gone well.

If it wasn’t for the small child.

Small children and animals had a knack for messing up plans. And this one found 5PY-80T‘s head and dutifully returned it to hir.

Maybe that was what had happened to M0L3…

5PY-80T lurked in the shadows, checking the wifi for messages or hints of what had gone wrong.

All this trouble, so hir mother-company could keep ahead in the game…

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I want to be evil...

I just made my own day, today. By being absolutely nasty to some viral vector in a call centre.

Okay. So you know those ass-hats who ring around trying to get you to install malware so they can “clean up” the viruses in your computer?

Well, I managed to tie one up for a good twenty minutes.

My method? I pretend to be dear old Dotty Matrice, who only has one computer. An Atari. Though she pronounces it “a tar eye”.

Every

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Challenge #00853-B122: Summons in Trouble

“…‘and thus do we condem the acts of the malevolent…’? Wait… MALEVOLENT? How dare they call me ‘malevolent’!”

“Yeah, if anything, you’re just incompetent.”

“…Of course, I – hey, who’s side are you on, anyway?!”

“Yours, of course, Master… but even you must admit that your experiments are… a little lacking.”

“Of course they are - they’re experiments. They exist so that I know what to do better next time.”

“But the cogniscent cheese, sir…”

“What?

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eldiablocabra:ladygolem:communist-witch:fabulouskillerkaraokequeer:Ok, so I saw a few people doing this, after they heard Leelah's monster...

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Ok, so I saw a few people doing this, after they heard Leelah’s monster of a mother was going to take down Leelah’s Suicide note, so I took pictures as well, because we can’t let this die, we can’t let it disappear.

staff why

staff how do you sleep at night 

If you want to see Leelah’s note and more, go here.

Ungentle reminder that Leelah’s mother effectively killed Leelah with

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pantheracantus: blondebombshellescort: yearofwomen: MAY 21 - NICOLE TICEAAt just fifteen years old, Vancouver high school student Nicole...

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MAY 21 - NICOLE TICEA

At just fifteen years old, Vancouver high school student Nicole Ticea developed an early-stage HIV test that’s as easy to use as an over-the-counter pregnancy test. Unlike current rapid response tests which rely on testing antibodies, Ticea utilized a technique known as isothermic nucleic acid amplification, making it possible to detect the virus as early as one week after infection. The disposable device does not rely on electricity, provides results in under one

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Challenge #00852-B121: Catching Up

Ok If I’ve timed this right it ought to be just after eurovision.

Your prompt today is whatever act won.

[AN: You got it right. I’m willing to bet you were expecting something like Gay Disco Dracula though]

Shayde called it ‘degaussing’ when she didn’t call it “Catching up wi’ five hundred years o’ Tivo” and it usually involved a bucket of popcorn. Buttered, of course.

“So what are you binging on, tonight?”

“Eurovision.”

Her answers always surprised him.

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titaniumspokes: theequeenpin: illbegotdamn: funkychocolate101: stayingwoke:occupyallstreets:Cops Cheer NYPD Officer Who Killed Teen Over...

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Cops Cheer NYPD Officer Who Killed Teen Over Marijuana

The cheers of fellow cops for her unarmed son’s killer stung Constance Malcolm as cruelly as the bitter tears in her eyes.

That’s how they work,” the heartbroken mom said Wednesday after Officer Richard Haste was sprung on $50,000 bail in the Feb. 2 shooting of Ramarley Graham. “You see it every day.”

Malcolm and her husband, Franclot Graham, sobbed throughout the Bronx Criminal

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