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Challenge #00879-B148: Tokens of Adulthood

multitool,

They threw him a Going Away Party. Just like they threw him an
Adoption Day party on the anniversary of his arrival on Hippo Mining
Station. And, like all the things the mining crew did for him, it
involved available materials.

So far, he’d been given a pair of
The Drongo’s old work-boots - refurbished and ‘gussied up’ with a layer
of gleaming black ductape. This parcel contained fabric scraps from
Dode’s stash. Every colour of the rainbow, and then some.

“These are your fat quarters,” he said. “I can’t–”

“Every
JOAT must make their own coat, kiddo,” said Dode the JOAT. “And for that, you need cloth. I’m not about to send you out through five jumps
with a bare back.”

“I’ll make good use of every thread,” he whispered.

The
last gift came from all the miners. Meaning that they’d cumulatively gleaned, scraped, and fabricated it. Hard work, for such a little
parcel.

It was, indeed, small. The red of two sides of the oblong was a kind of ochre. It had a H instead of the white cross.

The blades had a knife, two screwdrivers, a saw, and a pair of pliers. As well as scissors and a really big blade. And a spoon.

They’d
hand-forged a swissarmynyff[1]. Rael wished he could weep for the joy of it. “Thank you,” he said. “I know how much this cost you. This is my
first and best treasure.”

Dave was the last. “You’ll need this to go with Dode’s. Bon voyage, eh?”

It was a sewing kit. And a cheat sheet of basic patterns.

Work boots. A coat in potentia. And a First Multitool.

“Today,”
he said, “I am a JOAT. And an independent citizen of the Galactic Alliance. Wherever I go… whatever I do… I’ll always treasure my time
here. Thank you for everything.”

Then it was tears and crushing hugs from all the miners. And a couple of bawdy songs before they
all-but carried him to the departing shuttle like a victor of some
horrible war.

He had the things he needed to live. His tank. His
kibble supply. The clothes on his back and the warm memories of the
first place where he was loved.

He had the things he needed to work. Good boots, a coat, and his first toolkit.

And he had the entire universe to find a place where he would belong.

All in all, Rael found it… terrifying.

[1] It’s natural for some phrases to become words.

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Fan Art Friday

carissaxanne:

You guys have been making too much amazing art. Calm down. You’re making me want to just have a day where we feature all of you!

…but seriously, don’t stop.

Make art about robots, and about the humans beneath the metal. Draw sound guys with dreads or scales, mixing music or breathing fire. Make Walter Workers with or without white-stained skin and blue-streaked hair. Feature baby giraffes and pixelated smiley faces and sonic interface AI’s. Give us your

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brinconvenient:micdotcom: These revolutionary digital ear plugs just raised $250,000 on Kickstarter in 3 days A company called Doppler Labs...

brinconvenient:

micdotcom:

These revolutionary digital ear plugs just raised $250,000 on Kickstarter in 3 days 

A company called Doppler Labs just finished the prototype for an incredible new technology that has the potential to change live concerts and even the way we hear the world. It’s called Here Active Listening, and it’s a wireless earbud that, instead of playing music, lets you control the sound of the world around you.

With the understanding that I don’t have sensory

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Florida cop suspended with pay after sexually assaulting lesbian teenager

Florida cop suspended with pay after sexually assaulting lesbian teenager

sicksadfemme:

peachdyke:

gaywrites:

In Hialeah, Florida, a 17-year-old lesbian has filed a police report after a cop allegedly detained her, sexually harassed her and alluded to raping her.

The 17-year-old and her girlfriend, who have both asked not to be identified, were pulled over for making a u-turn and detained for questioning. Sgt. Jesus Menocal, Jr. told the teenager to get in the back of his police car to go to the

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Challenge #00878-B147: Educational Aside

Since this year was a bust, eurovision prompt 2: Lasha Tumbai

[AN: I looked her up on Youtube… wow]

“So…
if that’s ‘Eurovision Lite’…” Rael couldn’t help himself. Perhaps curiosity was yet another Alpha-draft flaw. “What is -ah- ‘Eurovision
Heavy’ like?”

“Nearest words I can get is - the video answer tae crack.” Shayde queued up another video segment and fetched more popcorn.

“I’m not going to see anything… awful… am I?”

“Na, na,

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First Aid for Dummies

princess-911:

1. If it looks broken, it probably is.

2. If it doesn’t look broken, it probably still is.

3. If it’s straight, don’t bend it.

4. If it’s bent, don’t straighten it.

5. If it’s protruding, don’t stick it back in.

6. If it’s impaled, don’t pull it back out.

7. If it’s bleeding, cover it.

8. If it bleeds through your covering, cover it again - without peeking back underneath.

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"The Basics"

thecosmosknowsitself:

radiantbutterfly:

sortinghatchats:

The basic structure of the @sortinghatchats system is that you aren’t just sorted into one House, but into two tiers of Houses: Primary and Secondary. Your Primary House defines WHY you do things. Your Secondary defines HOW. To build this system, we’ve drawn on the Sorting Hat’s songs, general HP canon, extracanonical data (ex. interviews with JKR)… and then extrapolated.

People are complex– for joy or for utility, due to social pressure or careless recreation, people

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Challenge #00877-B146: Walk This Way

The ministry of silly walks.

“Absolutely not. That walk is the wholly-owned property of the Consortium of Steam.”

Ribuffo
sighed and stood still. “Fine. It was just an experiment. What about this one?” Once again, she paraded in front of the motion capture
cameras.

And once again, the alarm blatted.

“Don’t tell me. I
accidentally did Wilgro. I knew it. One more. One more.” This time, Ribuffo added the little fillip with the half-skip left step.

“That’s Wilgro with a

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I feel really uncomfortable with shit like this. It feels like sugar-coated health shaming to me. “Wow! You did a good thing!”...

I feel really uncomfortable with shit like this. It feels like sugar-coated health shaming to me.

“Wow! You did a good thing!” Should not immediately be followed with “DO BETTER TO FIT THE MOULD!” IMHO

The programmers don’t know about user health issues. They definitely can’t know about my bad feet or getting used to orthotic shoe inserts.

But now I feel ashamed of myself.

Thanks a bunch, Withings.

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betterbemeta:killbenedictcumberbatch:oscob:mariokart64ost:I wonder what kind of symbolism they're trying to get at“There are a lot of...

betterbemeta:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

oscob:

mariokart64ost:

I wonder what kind of symbolism they’re trying to get at

“There are a lot of giant robot shows in Japan, and we did want our story to have a religious theme to help distinguish us. Because Christianity is an uncommon religion in Japan we thought it would be mysterious. None of the staff who worked on Eva are Christians. There is no actual Christian meaning to the show, we just thought the visual symbols of

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