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metalhavanagila: dyke-in-galut: notallthosewhowanderarelost-yet: heleotrope: holy shit holy shit holy SHITthis is a jewish neighborhood...

metalhavanagila:

dyke-in-galut:

notallthosewhowanderarelost–yet:

heleotrope:

holy shit holy shit holy SHIT

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this is a jewish neighborhood and my cousin literally lives there????? what the actual fuck i can barely even explain how terrifying this is

nazis burned jewish books

we literally bury our sacred texts in ceremonies they are never destroyed because they contain the name of god

also holy shit he’s criticizing jews for being “racist and anti-white” while trying to align himself with marginalized palestinians to rally sympathy for

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unwahrscheinlichetraeume: amortizing: okay = Everything's cool.okay? = You make no sense.okay... = You're creepy.okayy = I don't...

unwahrscheinlichetraeume:

amortizing:

okay = Everything’s cool.
okay? = You make no sense.
okay… = You’re creepy.
okayy = I don’t care.
Okay. = I’m pissed off.

this

And:

Oh…kay? = that came the hell from left field.

Oh. ‘Kay. = I am now working with optimal information. Thanks.

…okay = I’m sure you needed to say that but I don’t know what to do with it.

And a family variation:

Kayo-dokeeeeeeeyyyy = I am very much punch drunk and

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constant-instigator:

lazyscience:

scottlynch78:

halduncan:

matociquala:

dottedmelon:

booksandpublishing:

“In the gallery beyond: more dead.” - The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt


“Ĩ̦͕̿̈͐̒ ̧̘͎̻͚̩͓͕̑̚Ã̻ͮͩM̊ͧͭ̐̈̒̔ ̧͍͖̰̐̑̔̌ͦ̎Fͩ̈͏̠͙̤͇̥̘I̢̭͔̥R̼̮̫̻̉ͫ̓̓̈́ͨ̏E̫͊“ page 45 of my sketchbook

Closest book was THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY. First sentence on page 45: 

“Aye.”

“You can find the exit if you know where to look, but there’s biometric locks.”

o_O

“All three sanctuaries were periodically raided, searched, and besieged by law enforcers or vigilantes to little effect.

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Challenge #00876-B145: DO NOT ASK

Murphy’s Law, and ensuing resulting chaos thereof.

[AN: You can get some really interesting ones over here: http://www.scottrainey.com/jokes/murphys_laws.htm]

There are rules to space travel. Primary amongst them is: Shut the flakking door. And many of them are cycled upwards or downwards depending on the frequency of use.

But always, somewhere in the top ten is: Never ask questions with an inherently obvious answer.

The
examples of the lawbreakers are numerous. Blex T’iiv once

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thekirstenlynn: Please don't spread the name and face of the Charleston shooter, call him a white terrorist because that's all he is, don't...

thekirstenlynn:

Please don’t spread the name and face of the Charleston shooter, call him a white terrorist because that’s all he is, don’t give him the respect of learning his name or recognizing his face. All he wants is to be famous, now he will be infamous. He only deserves to be known as a white homegrown terrorist and imagined as a monster because that’s what he is. Instead learn the names and faces of the victims, they

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somefancyname:somefancyname:Things that should exist: ~magic ~time travel ~fictional characters ~superpowers ~talking pets ~magic...

somefancyname:

somefancyname:

Things that should exist:

~magic
~time travel
~fictional characters
~superpowers
~talking pets
~magic potions

Things that shouldn’t exist:

~supremacy
~rape
~murder
~sexism
~homophobia
~racism

It is inspiring to know that over 1,000 people believe in the same ideology.

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O What a Beautiful Morning

[AN: This is bonus content for giggles. Thanks to bee-the-gatekeeper for the idea of the bots versus their human counterparts. And thanks to whoever gave me the idea of switching my wake-up music to One Way Ticket just as I was starting to get tired of Hatch Fever (heresy!). And now I headcannon the bots as Very Annoying Morning People]

4:35 AM

The first light of dawn delicately kissed the horizon. Any minute, now, the Walter Manor Wake-Alarm would sound.

“GOOD

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rose-qtz: "You just think about the life you'll have together after the war, and you do it for her. That's how you know you can win!" Ok...

rose-qtz:

“You just think about the life you’ll have together after the war, and you do it for her. That’s how you know you can win!”

Ok so…

1) everyone head cannons that this is Jasper fused with some other gem

2) Jasper admired Rose’s tactics in battle

3) What if THIS is what she was talking about?

Pearl throwing herself in harm’s way at the last instant. Pearl sacrificing herself for Rose.

It wasn&

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geekhyena: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: taigas-den: simply-canine: galtx: GALT eNews: Peanut Butter with Xylitol Can Kill Dogs - Please...

geekhyena:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

taigas-den:

simply-canine:

galtx:

GALT eNews: Peanut Butter with Xylitol Can Kill Dogs - Please Read  and Share!

Xylitol is a natural alcohol found in most plants, including fruits and vegetables.  For years, it has been widely used as a sugar substitute, mostly in sugar-free chewing gum.  It is also widely used in toothpaste, mints, floss, candy, chewable vitamins, and sugar-free baked goods. Now, certain brands of peanut butter have started adding xylitol.  That’s a problem because many of us

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oldred100: clockwork-dinosaur: thejonlennon: Steam Powered Giraffe's 4th album gives you helpful tips to improve your life Advice...

oldred100:

clockwork-dinosaur:

thejonlennon:

Steam Powered Giraffe’s 4th album gives you helpful tips to improve your life

Advice Quadrant

Steam Powered Giraffe’s 4th album is full of small rodents. 

Mice Quadrant

Steam Powered Giraffe’s 4th album full of kind complements
Nice Quadrant

Steam Powered Giraffe’s 4th album is so very, very tempting
Entice Quadrant

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