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Burpengary East http://www.cmweller.com 12616 posts

Do NOT See Pixels

loony-b:

nivii:

loony-b:

effectator:

Not only is Pixels stupid, crude, and another complete cash-grab by Hollywood, it is downright sexist. One of the villains beamed down is the heroine from Dojo Quest, but in human form instead of the other characters like Donkey Kong or Pac Man (big and pixelated). She is used only as sex appeal (and one of the ONLY female characters in the entire movie) until one of the characters who sexually obsessed over her as a teenager gets

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Things I do...

Whenever I have to wait for Their Friendly Staff at a tech store, I feel it is my duty to get SPG music videos on as many monitors as I can manage.

Apple Store staff are amazingly quick at putting the kibosh on that.

JB’s HiFi doesn’t give two shits.

Dick Smith’s staff are usually REAL quick to notice me messing around and ask if I need help.

What stores have you steam-bombed and how successful were you?

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rosedai: rosedye: quietly puts these rates here...usually my prices are a lil different when i do commissions, but rn i feel like doing...

rosedai:

rosedye:

quietly puts these rates here…

usually my prices are a lil different when i do commissions, but rn i feel like doing something small, quick, and easy for everyone involved. seriously, these take like, no time at all to do, so if u need a character drawn— whether its your favorite character ever of all time, or if you need an oc drawn, hopefully im there. if you want me to be there, i mean!!

im mostly doing these in

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no children

stylishandillegal:

Alright everyone, here is my very first lyric.. comic… thing. It’s about Lapis and Jasper. Thanks to Monica for helping me out with some planning stuff on this! And to all my friends for letting my linkspam you with pictures of Jasper’s face as I worked on this.

CW: Abuse for both the song and the subject matter. Nothin’ thats not in SU canon, though.

If you like my work, follow my art blog shelbycragg! I’m hosting this

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In the slightly-paraphrased words of Robert Heinlein...

If need be, a human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization of role is for insects, not people.

(#00911-B180)

“Was he serious?” said Rael. “What happened

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Challenge #00910-B179: Origin Story

More of the Unexpectables please.

Find a need, the expression went, fill a need. And there were people, Munashe well knew, who needed a fairy godmother. She and Corinna came up with the idea over wine and badly-colourised old movies and so far… things had been going well.

Munashe’s first job had been making a power outfit for Corinna so that taller people would take her seriously. Corinna wore it, now, with a polished selection of makeup and refined jewellery

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bee-the-gatekeeper: melovu-longtime: bee-the-gatekeeper: Request by melovu-longtime. I actually finished the gear painting so I get a...

bee-the-gatekeeper:

melovu-longtime:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

Request by melovu-longtime. I actually finished the gear painting so I get a treat… drawing some fun fan art… before I go on to try and render a nest full of shinies. I kept it simple because my tablet has been lagging pretty badly.

You didn’t specify how you wanted Rabbit to play with Beemo, so my take is that she and the others got separated when they wandered into a snowy region (Ice King asks whether Rabbit

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AO3 PSA

lokincest:

peacelovethorki:

hekahte:

knightcommandernerd:

this is your psa to NOT USE AO3 TAGS the same way you would use tags on tumblr! AO3 goes through a lot of effort to create and track tags, whereas tumblr is freeflow and blog-respective. please only use AO3 tags that have story relevancy, NOT AS PERSONAL TAGS.

list of good example tags:

  • Alternate Universe
  • Alternate Universe - Canon divergent
  • slow burn

list of bad example tags:

  • apparently [X] was already a tag
  • I don’t know
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Every woman in every Disney/Pixar movie in the past decade has the exact same face

queenbean03:

every-flavored-bean:

So when I saw this picture for the new Pixar movie Inside Out,

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at first I thought the characters were three women and two aliens, but after seeing the trailer I realized the purple and red things were supposed to be dudes. After tracing their faces, I figured out why I was so weirded out: 

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The two male characters have extremely distinctive face shapes, while the three female characters basically have the exact same shape; round with a small nose.

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think-progress: Sandra Bland Becomes The Latest Victim Of The 'Marijuana Smear'Sandra Bland was high on marijuana -- while she was...

think-progress:

Sandra Bland Becomes The Latest Victim Of The ‘Marijuana Smear’

Sandra Bland was high on marijuana — while she was incarcerated in
the Texas jail where she eventually died — according to Waller County
District Attorney Elton Mathis. Mathis reportedly said in a text message
to an attorney representing the Bland family that “[l]ooking at the autopsy results and toxicology, it appears she swallowed a large quantity of marijuana or smoked it in the jail.”

If true, this allegation suggests that security

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