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Challenge #00400 - A035: The Growing List of Things Rabbit Should Never Do Again

“And that’s when I discovered my hoodie could get stuck on my nose”

“She walked in-to a pole five times,” added Hatchworth.

“What? It was a fre-freindly p-p-pole.”

“Not that friendly,” noted The Spine. “It knocked half your face off.”

“It was t-t-t-t-tryin’ ta help, Th’ Spine. Not its fault it doesn’t have hands.”

“I did try to tell them that this was a bad idea, sir,” said The Spine, compelled to get the facts solidly out there.

“We did give up af-ter Rab-bit scared three chil-dren,” supplied Hatchworth.

“Only ‘c-c-c-cause I was trying find my face.”

“I wan-ted to have the hood-ie.”

The Spine looked heavenwards and sighed steam. He couldn’t have written Why me? any clearer on his face if he’d used a sharpie.

“Ya can’t have a hoodie and a hat,” Rabbit argued. “That’s a fa-fashion faux passé.” She sniffed in an exaggerated manner and, almost predictably, got her nose snagged in the hoodie again.

Bebop shut them down before they could get into another loop.

Peter Walter VI sighed and bought up The List. There was a list for every steam-powered automaton, but this one got the capitals owing to its size. Of course it was the list of things that Rabbit is no longer allowed to do.

Somewhere on the top was “Buy a toaster”.

Peter scrolled down to the bottom and added, “Wear modern clothing.” After that, it was just a matter of finding out where GG had hidden the scissors, this time.

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quinsecticide: Look what the humans of the manor have to put up with See, Rabbit? Hatchworth and Mayor McToilet know they did something...

quinsecticide:

Look what the humans of the manor have to put up with

See, Rabbit? Hatchworth and Mayor McToilet know they did something bad

Nobody knew how it happened. Not even Rabbit, who had had the wild flight of imagination to begin with.

Later inquiry revealed that Peter VI had left Steve in charge. Steve left Walter Girl Carolina in charge, who had then promoted Walter Girl Paige. She, in turn, left Michael Reed in charge. Michael noticed that he was the

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bee-the-gatekeeper: Alright. One more. Tried to use the female Rabbit build for the outer portion of the design, not sure it worked out. I...

bee-the-gatekeeper:

Alright. One more. Tried to use the female Rabbit build for the outer portion of the design, not sure it worked out.

I shouldn’t stay up late… because as I created this Venice Carnival mask of Rabbit’s face (which was practically one already) I kept thinking how the Carnival there seemed less like a big fun party and more like a Comicon on LSD… It looks like the kind of party you’d invite your enemies to instead of

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bee-the-gatekeeper: rabbit-just-smashed-your-window: shitloadofsquirrels: morrissarty: infinitymechanisms: infinitymechanisms: baby...

bee-the-gatekeeper:

rabbit-just-smashed-your-window:

shitloadofsquirrels:

morrissarty:

infinitymechanisms:

infinitymechanisms:

baby girl, I’m not quite human
and I’m not quite a machine
so I guess that leaves you staring at something
that’s somewhere inbetween

Jon, who told you to look all cute like that.

Merry Christmas, people.

wuhhurbl?

ooohohohohno

ooohno

ohno

it came back

Oh…Oh my.OH GOD WHERE DID MY PANTS GO?

Lookit the linework… Oh, yeah, pinup hottie, but lookit the LINEWORK!


How can a cartoon of a robot be

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Stand back, I'm about to lay some truth down.

I am a big fan of Steam Powered Giraffe.

And I was moderately upset to see that another fan couldn’t quite handle the fact that Bunny Bennet is a girl. Said fan has since deleted their blog, so I can’t tell if they’re a troll or not. But I figure it’s high time I gave the beleaguered transfolks a break and educate some people.

People who already know about trans* issues, feel free to

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trekkiebeth: Steam Powered Giraffe | photo by trekkiebeth I love this photo and I don’t know why. The Spine looks like he has a gap...

trekkiebeth:

Steam Powered Giraffe | photo by trekkiebeth

I love this photo and I don’t know why.

The Spine looks like he has a gap in his teeth.

Rabbit looks terrified of the audience.

And Hatchworth is all, “Yay! I can play a guitar!”

…and then I start wanting fic of how that even happened…

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