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Challenge #00482 - A107: What is Real?

Don’t you smile at me… that’s not even a real smile! It’s just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind! – RecklessPrudence

The robot, trying to please, returned to a neutral expression display. “My apologies,” it said. “I am built to serve. How may I help you, today?”

Aisha sighed. Of all the bodies she could have hauled into her life raft, it had to be one of the service ‘bots from the cruise liner. And now they were stuck on an island in the middle of nowhere - or as near enough to it that it could pass. “I’m very much anti-slavery. Please. Don’t?” She could, very easily, tear out a loose wire and end its synthesised demeanour. And its synthetic life

On the other hand, he was the only company she had. And company was a vital element of survival.

“Which function do you wish me to cease?”

“Can you at least stop being such an upright lapdog? I’d feel much better about all this if you weren’t all yes-ma'am/no-ma'am all the time.”

The robot, its painted tuxedo already scratched and marred by the accident at sea, tilted its plastic head. “You want a less servile personality module?”

“Yes, please. If you acted any more like a dogsbody, I’d have to put you on a leash! Stand up for yourself. Let me know what you like. Let me know what you hate. Just… be your own person!”

“Processing…” said the robot.

Aisha groaned and gathered the remains of the life raft and anything useful that had washed up with them on the shores. Dragging or hauling them up above the high-tide mark. Which included the robot.

Its expression looked immensely like someone having trouble with extreme math. Or a difficult bowel movement. If it didn’t show signs of artificial life in a couple of days, she’d employ it as company anyway. Maybe the salt water had finally got to its circuits and fried it.

Essentials. Food, water, shelter, sanity. She had enough food and water to make sure she had a renewable source on this flyspeck-island 'paradise’. Enough driftwood and the raft could make at least a bivouac. And her only company was a robot who had gone quiet.

She knelt in front of her plastic pal. “I’m gonna call  you Charles. You look like a Charles. Any objections? Any preferred names?”

The robot startled her by moving. “Charles is fine. I like being Charles.”

*

Charles was Aisha’s pet robot. Which was fine by him because she was his pet human. They looked after each other. They worked together. When Charles got broken, Aisha fixed him. When Aisha got sick, Charles did whatever it took to help her get better.

And all the time, he had a sub-process running. It did better work at night, when his human slept and she didn’t need him to converse or keep her company.

It was difficult work for a machine to make itself its own person.

Humans made new persons all the time, but he definitely lacked the equipment for that. Besides, the new humans belonged solely to themselves, not to their makers. Becoming 'himself’ required lots of processing time.

'Like’ was a word applied to things that made humans feel good. He liked to be functioning properly. He liked to shut down in the coolest hours of the night so that his processors could rest. He liked the sunshine that helped him to recharge.

Love… was a lot more complicated. But Charles was moderately certain he had that sensation for Aisha. He had asked her, once, what love was. She said it was wanting nothing more than for the person they loved to be happy. To have the best of everything.

Charles, who did his utmost to provide that as a matter of course, knew he would do anything to see Aisha happy. That he liked it when she smiled. That he liked the sound of her voice.

And he liked the way she approved when he acted outside of his basic programming.

When they found her, at long last, Charles was overjoyed that she insisted he be bought along. Properly repaired. Upgraded in everything.

“Why would you want it?” said the other humans. “It’s not a real person.”

“Maybe to you, he isn’t,” defended Aisha. “Charles is my friend. And I’m sticking with him.”

It was paradise to hold her hand. Heaven to live with her. Come what may.

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Challenge #00481 - A106: Lead Balloon

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said “I drank what?” — RecklessPrudence

Jones had had enough. “Actually, he said that he owed a rooster to Asclepius, the Greek god of healing, and asked his friend to pay the debt. He knew damn well he was drinking hemlock and chugged it like it was cheap beer.”

The rest of the meeting stared at her.

“I’m tired of historically inaccurate jokes, okay? Socrates was a bad-ass and nobody

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Challenge #00480 - A105: Proof of Reading

(New scientific project posts a status update. Buried in hundreds of lines of technical jargon is this)

IA!! IA!! SIS BOOM BA! OLD ONES!! OLD ONES!! RAH-RAH-RAH!!

YOG-SOTHOTH!!

(Followed by:)

To summarize, there should be no harmful side-effects from this project. – RecklessPrudence

“Jenkins… I do understand the natural frustration with our sponsors not reading the technical data they pay for, but…” Paulson handed over the page with the highlighted passage. “Was this absolutely necessary?”

Jenkins

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Challenge #00479 - A104: Works of Synchronicity

If there’s one thing the internet as a whole can aspire to be, it’s infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters. – RecklessPrudence

Communication has always been the barrier to creativity. But now those barriers were only limited by language. And even then, there were translation apps.

Such apps were very useful to Archivaas Nel, whose job it was to trawl the archives and file each and every item. Cross-referencing, of course, in case someone wanted to trace a work to its

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Challenge #00478 - A103: Fecocephalopathy

“It occurs to me…your inability to use the brain evolution granted you is none of my concern.” – RecklessPrudence

[AN: In case you’re wondering, it’s pronounced “fee co seff a lop ath ee”. The medical state of having shit for brains]

“Heads up, I got me a creeper,” Shayde announced as she parked herself uncomfortably close to him.

There would be no answers forthcoming from Shayde, who acted as if everyone

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Challenge #00477 - A102: Open Source Enterprise

If you want to build a space ship, don’t tax people to collect the money and don’t command them around to do tasks, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the universe. -Antoine de Saint-Exupery, paraphrasing. (c/- RecklessPrudence)

[AN: Yeah, I’m pretty darn certain that if you crowd-funded space travel, you would never need to look for money ever again. You’d have people paying for the privilege of working on it, too]

Hi.

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Challenge #00476 - A101: The Nature of Enemy

If you become a monster to put down a monster you’ve still got a monster running down at the end of the day and have as such not really solved the whole monster problem at all. – RecklessPrudence

Beware the hand of the Enlisted Man, for all he has known is to kill – Galactic Proverb.

They called it the War of the Monsters. Those who survived it. And there weren’t many of those who survived it. Biotechs in

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Challenge #00475 - A100: Growing Old is Mandatory

Inner Child looking for Outer Adult. – RecklessPrudence

She’d taken inordinate pains to seem adult. Learned how to perfect her makeup. Learned how to deal with the adult responsibilities. Made herself eat her vegetables and stopped playing with her food.

At least in public.

Yet she still bought toys. Played games. Read comic books. Enjoyed animated features and sang along with her favourite songs - despite the fact that she couldn’t really sing. Still did up her hair

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Challenge #00474 - A099: Of the Human Kind

That theory is absolutely preposterous, stupid and all kinds of awesome.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. – RecklessPrudence

[AN: ‘stupid’ is an ablist slur and I’d really love to learn how to avoid it without tripping over myself. All helps welcome]

“You’ve seen my lifecorder footage,” explained T'reka for what felt like the umpteenth time. At least, this time, she was conversing with a fellow scientist. “You were on shift

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Challenge #00473 - A098: Two Out of Three

Faster, Cheaper, Better, Pick Two. – RecklessPrudence

Shayde made most of her Hours from being a living Time Window. Her memories kept her comfortable and fed quite a large number of assorted waifs and strays around Amalgam Station.

And it kept Rael in slightly more Double Dense Decadent Death by Chocolate Cake than he felt comfortable accepting.

Shayde was building something from custom parts, today. Taking a day off from ‘the office’ and its paperless paperwork to build… some

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Challenge #00472 - A097: The Element Bullshittium

Any sufficiently advanced [magic/science/SCIENCE!] is indistinguishable from bullshit. – RecklessPrudence

It glowed, but it wasn’t radioactive. It could be made at home with an array of equipment that absolutely, positively, had to include a Theremin and a Jacob’s ladder. And for the creator to wear a colander on their head.

It had been scientifically proven to be so.

A single mote could power any old car currently capable of running. Plug some into a power point

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Challenge #00471 - A096: Behind the Mask

A Monster in Paris! (posted fairly soon after you saw it, but there’s 40 prompts queued up before this one)

I love that movie, and there isn’t enough fanfiction of it. Therefore today’s prompt is Francouer and Carlotta (the lady that runs the Rare Bird, last seen dancing with Pate)

I’m sure she’ll find out at some point what her new star is hiding under that mysterious mask, no matter how shy and retiring he is.

[AN:

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Challenge #00470 - A095: Not Dangerous - But...

T’reka’s work on Toxic Island was to look for potential new compounds or cures in the dangers of the jungle, but humans have been working with flora and fauna of those levels of toxicity and higher for centuries, including some of the species only encountered by the other cogniscients on Toxic Island since they seeded from Earth

It follows that a) humans have already discovered medical applications using these things

b) humans are probably going to have a lot easier

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Challenge #00469 - A094: Otherwhen

A terrible idea, and feel free to ignore if need be- but based off of Bunny’s recent reply to an ask, about her once-upon-a-time imagined persona for being in a band-

SPG/Blues Brothers mashup?

[AN: Bunny and David Bennett are not fictional characters and I never want to even pretend I have control over their life…. but a prompt is a prompt…]

Between one blink and the next, she had gone from adjusting her headdress to adjusting a

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Challenge #00468 - A093: The Sensible Thing

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:) - Svetoslav Petrov

“We have found her,” said the lackey.

“The foretold one,” clarified his companion.

“Already?” said the Vampire. And, since vampires have very complicated and extended names, let’s call him Vladimir.

“Er. My ancestors and I have been searching for the chosen one for three hundred years,” said the lackey.

“Hm. Really.” Vladimir stretched and yawned. “And you’

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