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Challenge #01323-C228: We'll Let You Terraform Mars For Free

Both from this post: http://iopele.tumblr.com/post/148437315937/bioluminosity-jean-bo-peep-artiestroke

1) I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

2) (Description of monstrous animal, weighs 3 tons, runs 30kph, bites 8000 newtons. Just as fast in water. Only some crewmembers who dropped all their gear and ran survived.)

"You later describe the creature to one of the humans you captured, wanting to know the name of the monstrosity that will haunt your nightmares for cycles to come.

The human smiles as it speaks a single word, slowly and distinctly, in its barbaric tongue.

“Hippopotamus.” -- Gallifreya

[AN: I love that post. I contributed to it a couple of times, too :D]

1)

Biological warfare is as old as the concept of hurling corpses over an enemy's fortifications in order to spread disease. And it was certainly nothing new to the Tyrvaki. They had honed it to a razor's edge. They had selections of plagues that would wipe out all intelligent life on a planet so they could move in.

It was the ultimate in weapons that killed the people yet left the buildings standing.

Or it was. Until they picked on a small, blue-green planet in orbit around a lacklustre star.

First... the chosen plagues they seeded into the planet didn't quite work. Pandemic after pandemic, the native cogniscents had procedures to curtail it. That is, when they weren't just plain immune.

It was infuriating.

The Tyrvaki settlers were impatient, of course, so the waiting colony ships sent down the military to pacify what natives were left and send them running out of the cities.

What they found was that the natives had already fled the cities and the majority were staying in isolated pockets and subsisting off the landscape. The few that remained behind surrendered. Seemingly already docile.

They had a multitude of barbaric tongues. Nothing like the musical ululations of Tyrvakk. But they did seem eager enough to please.

At least they were... before the very wildlife attacked.

Without the native cogniscents to keep them in check, the fauna proliferated. Omnivores lived off their garbage. Herbivores lived off their wrecked gardens. Carnivores lived off the herbivores. And all of the above seemed willing to try the Tyrvaki out as a new food source.

And worse, there was a plague spreading amongst the settlers that seemed to originate from blood-sucking insects. People were dying because of insect backwash.

Then they came. Large as some of the primitive human vehicles. Covered in fur. Growling and snarling and made of pure muscle. Their claws tore easily through Tyrvaki fortifications. No food store was safe from them. And it took an entire squadron and their accumulated firepower to stun it enough to dump in back in the forest from whence it came.

The humans found this amusing. But of course, they gave their young these... bears... as childhood playthings.

Invading Earth may have been a mistake.

2)

The humans insisted that their bears enjoyed forested areas. Except for a polar variant that liked vast expanses of ice. Therefore, it was entirely logical to resettle in an area that was as far as they could get from both.

The Tyrvaki chose a river delta roughly near the equator, situated in one of the larger land masses and conveniently without very much in the way of foliage.

They thought they could terraform the area to suit themselves. After all, the Tyrvaki were the most advanced and civilised people in known space. They had conquered all planets they came across. They would bend this one to their will as well.

Security patrols began to go missing. For months. Rumours abounded of a silent killer that struck without being seen. Even robot probes vanished.

One lucky survivor returned. Without his armour. Without his weapons. Without his pack. She was bruised and battered and near to exhaustion. But finally, the mysterious killer had an identification.

They came from the water. They were large and grey. Rounded, not furry. But they had a groaning, growling call. They could run at a little over eight Distance Units per second, and they crushed the Tyrvaki vehicles under their weight. They had to weigh more than twenty-seven hundred Weight Units.

Sor'keth had witnessed the beast biting through Tyrvaki combat armour to crush the leg of an unlucky soldier. Scientists calculated that their bite pressure had to be eight thousand newtons.

The water was not safe. The riversides were not safe.

They confronted one of the giggling humans in their midst. These cogniscents seemed to delight in the misfortunes of the Tyrvaki.

"What is this beast?" demanded the colonial commander.

The human spoke in their barbaric tongue. Just one word. "Hippopotamus."

This planet was going to be one of the difficult ones.

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Challenge #01322-C227: Jinkies!

http://blazichu.tumblr.com/post/148360791519/callmegallifreya-blazichu-im-gonna-tell-you

Scoobydoo-esque mystery but with real murder. Murderer goes for Lewis as next victim, gets spectral surprise. "Oh look, I'm dead. Are you happy?" -- Gallifreya

[AN: And proper credit should go to Blazichu who came up with the idea]

They said he haunted an abandoned town, and murdered people who came through it thanks to misdirections from their GPS. They said he was a survivalist that could eat whatever he hunted. And since skulls and

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Challenge #01321-C226: Lost and Found

The Ballad of Apollo XIII - sung to the tune of 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald', but with a triumphant ending. -- RecklessPrudence

"I can't find Ambassador Shayde."

They should have been terrifying words, but they had lost any such sparkle through repetition. It had got to the point that Sherlock and Officer Marken both used Ambassador Shayde as testing material for new recruits.

So far, only one sharp Ensign had passed the Shayde Test.

This... was not that Ensign.

"You've

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Challenge #01320-C225: The Catalogue of Bad Ideas

The invasion was so simple. We sent our soldiers to their children, and they played with them as if they were toys.

When the time came, the attack began, and soon the world was ours.

https://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/148216965069/ - quoting Wil Wheaton -- Anon Guest

They were everywhere. Insanely popular. Every child just had to have one. They were obnoxious, of course. Designed by some insane and scheming mind to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

And they were

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Challenge #01318-C223: Gem Daycare

1) Steven likes to visit Centi. She and the others have sort of adopted him as an honorary crewmember at this point.

2) From http://muppetymels.tumblr.com/post/144837683649 -

Teaching kindergarten is like being an ambassador to beings from another planet and teaching them how to assimilate to our culture.

“No, we do not LICK water fountains. Perhaps that is acceptable on your planet, but here on earth we prefer to DRINK from water fountains.”

“Physics might be a little

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Challenge #01317-C222: For Hate's Sake...

"You idiot! Can't you see this will hurt both of us?"

"Well yes, but it'll hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt me, and I can live with that." -- OohLookShiny

There were things she could never talk about. And one of them was the battle of wits with a godlike being.

They could make their arena look like anything. Be made out of anything. They could cast a glamour so powerful that it overwhelmed her. But there was always that

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Challenge #01316-C221: Random Encounter

Pick your favourite cartoon character, print or media and have them meet/interact with another. -- Knitnan

[AN: You do realise SPG have their own webcomic right? but I'll play this straight this time]

"That wormhole really did a number on me," mumbled Sylvia. "Where the flarf are we?"

"I have no idea," Wander chirped. He had made a campfire and was roasting something on a stick. "But the beach is lovely and there's a cute little town on the other side

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Challenge #01315-C220: Get Lost!

To get really lost you need a GPS without updated maps, or worse with proposed routes entered as functioning. -- Anon Guest

[AN: Did I tell anyone that story? Stay tuned to my tumblr feed today for the full thing]

"Turn left at the fork."

"What?" said Tirla. "This thing is clearly showing a right turn at the fork."

"Turn left at the fork," said the mechanical voice.

"It's still a few hundred SDU's. We can slow down and see which way

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Challenge #01314-C219: The Long Days

These things are sent to try us and they certainly do. -- Anon Guest

All of the longest days start in the wee small hours. Haven't you noticed? They begin with the nightmare. The terrors. The loud neighbour who accidentally or on purpose blasts five seconds of noise into the air. Or the telemarketer who calls without realising the time where you live. Or the obnoxious party relative who drunk-dials you for no real reason, or under the mistaken assumption that your

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Challenge #01313-C218: No, You Got it Wrong

This is a quote from a Robert Heinlein story. "Always have your pants, your shoes, and your gun where you can find them in the dark." -- Anon Guest

[AN: I fixed your typos, Nonny]

The patient came in with a limb injury. Relatively harmless, but perplexing in the entry and exit trajectory. What added further confusion was the fact that they had a side-arm tangled in their toes, and a white-knuckled grip on one of their boots.

There was some evidence

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Challenge #01312-C217: Unsuitable Revival

"What's a Fairy Floss machine? Is it some kind of weapon of mass destruction?

"You probably call it Cotton Candy."

"Nope! Never heard of it."

"Look I'll show you how it works."

10 minutes and 300plus small children later.

"You know, it just might be a weapon of mass destruction." -- Anon Guest

There are phrases of doom. "Hey watch this," coming from a human, is a sure sign that something impressively dangerous is about to happen. Shayde has hundreds of them,

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Challenge #01311-C216: Relative Insanity

"Maybe you should consider it. Who knows, you might even have...” [Person] stopped and whispered conspiratorially, “fun!"

"That's not a word, I'd have heard of it," was their flat reply. They held a straight face just long enough for [Person] to look horrified before they laughed. -- RecklessPrudence

Of all the fearsome forces in the universe, none is more terrifying than these two words issuing forth from a human mouth, "I'm bored."

Rael hadn't even known that he could get shivers up

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Challenge #01310-C215: The Opposite of Magic

But they just ran into the world’s best spell mangler. She has the protection of a unicorn. She carries what is probably a fully intelligent sword that can do whatever needs doing to bring justice to a situation. And she is the host of a living magical spell that likes to do things to people who try and mess with it. -- RecklessPrudence

There is magic, everyone knows this. People with the ability to wield it range from those who have

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Challenge #01309-C214: I am Immortal, You're Not

Oh my god wonder of wonders an ancient semi-immortal race understands that time is valuable. -- RecklessPrudence

Immortals have some odd habits. One that stands out is spending hundreds of years on perfecting Apple Pie. Right down to breeding the perfect apple, the right kind of bees, and just the right kind of grain.

Currently, Duroc the Everlasting was analysing the maple sap for the correct kind of sweetness.

Heaven help the world when she finally decided to work on the ice

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Challenge #01308-C213: Modern Fable

Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm. -- RecklessPrudence

Sacrifice is noble. There is no doubt. Those who turn aside their wants for the needs of others are truly glorious. They have honour. They gain kharma points. And some gain respect.

Most, however, are expected to sacrifice more.

The fable is told of those who sacrifice everything. The Giving Tree is just one. There is another... the Perfect Mother.

She gave up her employment so she could give her children

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