Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

My muses, my characters, and the workings of my butterfly mind...

I apparently have a poetry muse that only turns up at BF in the morning. If I’m asleep, I miss it.

This muse can also turn up when I’m rat-faced tired. Often, too tired to write anything down.

Same way my story muse tends to bug me when I’m driving the car. Dang muses. Always turning up at inopportune moments.

And then there’s my characters.

Argumentative bunch, the lot of them. Some get really pissy about what they’re doing. One even insists that I learn some more herbology than my usual “five seconds on google” that has covered my arse in the past.

I swear blind that common weeds have herbal applications, but I can NOT find anything anywhere that doesn’t focus exclusively in America. Y'know, because America is the only country that exists or is worth mentioning… [eyeroll]

Meanwhile, I get ten billion and one ideas on other subjects and the prize of being written goes to the plotbunny that chews the most painful part of my imagination in the most niggling way possible.

But, every once in a while, I run out of ideas on where to take everything. When that happens, I go over all my unfinished works [nineteen and counting…] and re-read them to lure a muse back and see where I’m going with it.

Sometimes, this works, and I make progress.

Sometimes, getting a sentence out and onto the page is like pulling teeth. Sometimes, it’s even harder.

On those days, I give up and go play some games.

Where do I go from here?

Wow.

That was a LOT of fanfic.

Now that I’ve submitted my entry for Understatement of the Year… I have two little things.

First, an apology.

I am very sorry I haven’t written any more. Please contain your screams of anguish.

Second, an announcement.

I am working on a novel where Sara gets her own universe. This has not stopped her from wanting to butt in on my other fandoms. I also have several other fics in

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 70

Continued from yesterday:

  Janine stared at the ceiling in her new flat. The late owner’s blood was still turning up in weird places, but, thanks to Sara and her somewhat grousome fascination with all things forensic, she knew exactly what to do about that.

  The landlord sure as hell didn’t give a shit.

  The bullet holes had been easy. Again, Sara knew where to pick up specific weights of plaster powder on the cheap.

  And then there was

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 69

Trigger warning: Contains bitches.

Continued from yesterday:

  “No, she’s not a patient, here,” said Sam, “she’s *with* a patient, here. Todd Tolenski? Only he’s probably still in the ER and hasn’t been registered, yet.”

  The receptionist took all this in, ignored it, and searched for the both of them on the computer. “I’m sorry, I can’t find either of those patients on our records. Are

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A social experiment for real men

WARNING: This social experiment is only for REAL MEN who are completely secure in their masculinity and are willing to go the distance and not wuss out at the first sign of trouble. If you, for any reason, feel you are not up to the challenge, then don’t come crying to me. I fucking warned you.

You will need:

  • Pins/stickers/a shirt that reads “I am participating in a social experiment. Please act normally”.

  • Some balloons.

  • Some

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 68

Continued from yesterday:

  The police were taking his statement and Todd answered while watching Manny’s hands being cuffed behind his back. The man’s eyes were manic and glistening and he looked like he was muttering to himself. He was smiling. That alone scared the living shit out of Todd. But it was over now, he told himself. He was safe. The cops had him. 

  Todd folded his arms across his chest and wished Sara was next to him.

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 67

Trigger warning: This episode contains depictions of domestic violence and some epic nastiness.

Continued from yesterday:

  Manny had left him alone for a few minutes then forced Todd to sit at the kitchen table. The cell phone was in plain view. Obviously, Manny thought it was a dangling temptation but he didn’t figure Kenny grew up in the tenements. Todd had, and he knew that if he grabbed it and tried to dial for help, he’d be dead

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An open letter to the Republicans planning on moving to Australia

Dear nongs idiots yobs wankers yanks (aw fuckit) Reppos:

We would welcome you to Australia. We’re a welcoming bunch [once we’ve figured out a suitably isolating slang for yaz, of course] we’ll even chuck another steak/prawn on the barbie for ya.

There’s just a few things you ought to know before you pack your bags.

1. You might have heard that the lady in charge of this country is an atheist. This is

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Bluh.

I am tired.

I am tired because my best beloved decided that the best of all possible times to play Halo with a younger sibling was 3A-fucking-M whilst I was in the next room trying to simultaneously recover from a throat-scarring lurgi and y'know - SLEEP.

But that’s not the important bit.

The important bit is that, in the throes of insomnia, I have come up with possibly the most offensive two-line joke in the history of two-line jokes.

And

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 66

Trigger warning: This episode contains a continuing abduction, and sundry nasty bits.

Continued from yesterday:

  Todd didn’t seem able to unfreeze himself, curled on his side in the trunk of Manny’s car. Even when he felt the undercarriage shake with the ignition turning, the panic only choked him further and clouded his brain. Think, yo, some small part of him was berating himself. Ain’t nobody can help you but yo own self, so fuckin’ do

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Six Key Issues for Intersex Health

Six Key Issues for Intersex Health

fuckyeahsexeducation:

astropoltergeist:

glbthealth2012:

From OII Australia:

Issue 1: An end to non-consensual infant genital surgery

  1. OII opposes all cosmetic (non-essential) surgery on infants without their full and informed participation in decision-making and their agreement.
  2. There is no solid evidence that infants are advantaged by genital surgery and absolutely no

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 65

Trigger warning: This episode contains a depiction of an abduction.

Continued from yesterday:

  Manny was livid. There were cops everywhere, he hadn’t felt this trapped since back in fucking jail - which he wasn’t going to again so help him God. If he left - which everything in his brain was suggesting he do *before* Kelly found out he’d been the one asking about Tolensky - he would never be able to get back in. Todd

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Fanfic time: Misfits part 64

Continued from yesterday:

  Todd was laughing along with the class soon enough as Sara described the sibling rivalry between Thane and Macbeth. The teacher eventually sobered the students by explaining the assignment for the weekend, and it was class reading on the new chapter until the bell rang. Joy. Another class. Next it was biology - Todd had that one without Sara. He wondered if he should skip it. Manny had showed up to every class he was enrolled in so far,

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