As of this very moment, I have exactly one hundred people who have downloaded Scavenger for their reading pleasure.
There’s only one thing to say:
Thank you everyone!
Question: would lowering my price of my other works to 99 cents help increase sales?
Continued from yesterday:
December 7.
It was going to be a very, *very* long day. He could tell.
It had already been a long night, owing to the theme song karaoke stomp party one of the kids had decided to throw directly above his room. Just how many people could stand to sing _Star Blazers_ in a row anyhow? He’d had to get up ten times to tell them to keep it down to a dull roar.
Scott lurched into
Read more »I love Adventure Time. So do Mayhem and Chaos. And, being the overthinker that I am, I just had to concoct my own timeline based on things I’d picked up from the show.
Brace yourself. A wall of text is coming:
Dec 21 2012 happens with a surprising lack of disasters, quietly ushering out the Age of Science and welcoming the new Age of Magic.
May 2014 Simon Petrikov unearths the Enchiridion and some other artefacts of magic potential. He
Read more »Continued from yesterday:
“Okay,” Scott drawled, feeling an intense relief to have made it into Sara’s room. The various mind-spooks[1] were still scurrying around, but he’d achieved a goal. A safe haven. An environment which, as far as everyone knew, Sara had yet to hurt herself in. The creepyness of some of her ‘decorations’ was more than enough to creep him out without having to deal with the phantasms from her mind. Some
Read more »Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
Reblogging because something like… 100% of people have stretch marks. Even bony-ass people like me.
Well sure, everyone has them from their growth spurt. While I’ve never been pregnant, I have zebra stripes down both legs because they just grew faster than the skin could stretch.
I got ‘em too. Perfectly normal.
Read more »Continued from yesterday:
They were watching _The Bluebird_ with Shirley Temple. Some, like all true fans of MST3K, were heckling the living crap out of it. The quieter ones were appreciating the original dialogue, in-between seeking out lightweight munchables.
A boy and a girl in the Land of the Future were refusing to part, despite the fact that it was time for the boy to be born.
“But sir… we’re in love.”
Sara, who had so far
Read more »I’m in trouble now.
You marvellous, marvellous peeps have downloaded almost one HUNDRED copies of my short story, Scavenger.
The price must be right, I guess.
And lots of you have downloaded samples of my other books, too. That’s great. It is. No sarcasm here.
It’s just… I wish y'all’d BUY something. I need an income, blobdammit! I have expensive tastes and I have yet to get my first $10 out of Smashwords
Read more »Continued from yesterday:
Sara opened her eyes to Mr Scott Summers hovering over her. _Talk about unwelcome awakenings… is it too late to feign a blur into consciousness and fake a coma until he goes away?_
_Yes,_ ‘said’ the Professor.
_Fudge._
“What the hell were you thinking?” demanded Mr Summers. “This morning, you were a walking advice column and this afternoon, you’re unconscious from falling down a flight of *stairs* that you didn’
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“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional”
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Read more »Continued from yesterday:
“No,” said Mort. “‘E’s righ’.” They were the most painful words he'd ever said. They sundered his heart for certain. No physical pain ever hurt like this.
Sara was incensed. “I *beg* your *pardon*?”
“You’re sixteen, luv,” he said. “I shouldn’t be doin’ 'alf the things I’m doin’ with ya.”
“Kissing? Holding *hands*?” she provided.
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“She packed her bookshelves.”
“That’s what I’m telling you.”
“She *packed* her *bookshelves*?”
“Which particular word do you have trouble understanding?”
“I have trouble with the whole idea that one sixteen-year-old kid can have a small *library*.”
“Most of it was in storage,” said Sara, turning the corner to find her two newest educators, Mr Logan and Mr Summers. “All the better
Read more »hahahhahahahah
‘no one cares’
I am somewhere between die and burn
I’m in the middle of “drown in your own sweat”… although this year, Dame Nature has set the weather to Blast Furnace.
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Continued from yesterday:
Sam was reminded of the old jokes. _These mutants walk into a bar…_ He could see people at the restaurant observing them. Waiting for the punchline.
“Two weeks and the first thing I see of you is the back of your head," said Callisto. She was waiting in the foyer with a handful of others.
"See?” said Sara to Ororo. “All the way from court to here and he didn’t even
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Usually when I call people perfect, they eventual disappoint me, but NPH just continues to be so awesome I will someday die of it.
Whoever made this a reality has won the Internet.
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