Got three for you today.
Read more »Two of them are fanfiction, though not for one of your usual fandoms, but something that …actually, you introduced me to back on the Nutboard.
First off, the non-fanfiction:
In-a: Space Station
With-a: First Contact delegation
While-a: Member of the alien delegation begins to get an inkling of how utterly insane Humans are, compared to the rest of the GalaxyAnd the others:
How did Lady Ekaterin Vorkosigan react to hearing some of the details of her new husband’s
Inspiration!
All of my lovely readers have been very good at sending in prompts for me, so I thought I’d try and inspire the aspiring authors out there.
So here we go:
Include the words, “put down the bubbles and nobody gets hurt”.
Have fun.
Read more »Any fics you want to see?
I still have well over 100 fics in my folders. Anything in particular you want to see?
Read more »Challenge #00061: One Fine Day During the Festival of Live Performances
Include anywhere: cashews, a drill press, silly men and a whistle.
There were times, she swore, when the station was overrun with humans. Like this one. The Festival of Live Performances bought them out of the woodwork.
She’d already passed four living statues and an eight-foot bride on the way to work, and got a cashew bar off the bride for the Minutes she put into the hat. Ant'il would have to donate it to the food bank, later. She
Read more »Novel update, book one, part 3
Achievement unlocked: 40K!
I have written 40 000 words [and counting] and leading up to the cliffhanger ending in just 20 000 words more.
Or, knowing me, possibly more. Lots more. BUT - 40 000 words is the bare minimum for an official novel.
Read more »I really wish I could post surveys...
…because I have actually found a surviving copy of X-Wars [AKA the Fic That Never Ends]
Would you like it in my queue?
[ ] Yes.
[ ] Hell yes.
[ ] Hellfuck yeah!
[ ] PUT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEEEEIINNNNNSSS!
[ ] Why haven’t you posted it already?
Challenge #00060: Nice Guy Becoming Good Guy
Clarity, confidence, the nice guy and when someone finally listens and learns.
It started with a T-shirt. It read, If you think the world is full of assholes, maybe you’re the asshole. He knew he wasn’t an asshole, so he called the guy in the shirt one as he passed the other way.
Then there were the billboards and adverts. It was for a men’s charm school, he figured. He didn’t need that noise.
Read more »So who wants in?
You might be aware that I’m trying to make a living with words. Anyone who doesn’t… go check out my Smashwords account and buy something, plib-blobbit!
Ahem.
Thing is, I need beta-readers. People willing to read things-I-consider-finished, things-I-don’t-know-what-I’m-doing-with and things-I’m-checking-up-on-to-see-I’m-still-going-in-the-right-direction. AKA WIPs.
I have a whole pet universe I want to share. Short stories, long stories, stories of inbetweenish dimensions… all waiting for readers to help with the
Read more »Guess how many downloads Scavenger has? I feel so loved! Squee <3 Thankyou everyone for trying my free sample! Tell your friends! Enlist...
Guess how many downloads Scavenger has?
I feel so loved! Squee <3
Thankyou everyone for trying my free sample! Tell your friends! Enlist your relatives! But, more importantly, buy the rest of them :)
Check those glorious numbers
Especially this one
::insert sound of angelic chorus::
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Challenge #00059: Nice Guy Syndrome
Anywhere in the story: “Fate, it seemed, had a sadistic cruel streak in regards to his love life.”
There had been Jodie. First love. Perfect tits. Perfect ass. Perfect smile. And a perfect already-boyfriend who was five times his size and really, really territorial. He paid for her in bruises and blood, and just when he thought he was going to get luckier than he ever believed, she set him up for a very public humiliation.
Jodie was also the
Read more »Fanfic Time: Collection
A blast from the past, this time. My very first fanfic ever. And, incidentally, the first non-parody fanfic of DS9 ever.
Enjoy the delicious horror.
This is a story inspired by someones’ innocent enough comment on the net. It was something like “Hey, wouldn’t it be neat if Quark somehow managed to save Odo’s life?” You know who you are :) The resulting story is printed below; I apologise in advance for the absence of Sisko
Read more »Challenge #00058: Zen and the Art of Renovating
Begin with: “Citrus fruits, once rotten, never failed to induce a melancholy state of mind.”
Citrus fruits, once rotten, never failed to induce a melancholy state of mind. Shayde had just found one in the bottom of a surprise refrigerator that had been buried under a feral stand of alien vines that, once it had conquered the rear right corner of her garden space, had died.
There was also something moving in the clouded tupperware on the second shelf.
Shayde
Read more »Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.
IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY
PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!
THIS!
Read more »Would all my beta-readers please...
Send me their email address?
I have three stories that I reckon are finished, but every time I ask for volunteers, I get lots of ‘yes please’ and nowhere to send it to.
I ALREADY HAVE THREE STORIES FOR YOU.
Just send me your freaking email address?
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