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McDonald’s Australia is allegedly answering ALL questions from folks with a Facebook account. Tumblr wouldn’t let me post the link, for some reason, so type in “yourquestions” dot mcdonalds dot com dot au into your browser bar.
I’ve already asked them what the fuck they put in their thick shakes to make them taste super gross when they melt.
I’ve already asked them how much “reclaimed meat” they use in
Read more »Chalenge #00358: O...MG Tannenbaum
“How did you even get a live pine tree onto the space station?”
“Uh… the Magic of Christmas?”
It was sixteen Standard Distance Units tall. It was coated in sparkling lights, then coated again in shiny metallic fronds of tinsel, then covered in small, shiny objects, then covered in bows. And then, to top things off, whoever covered it over in all of this thought that that wasn’t enough, and started all over with the
Read more »iliveforthefantasy: panda2296: musingsofaramblerrr: Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now. Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby's...
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.
FUN FACT
Fun Fact: The one article I could find about a cat owner being eaten after their death also mentions a pet dog on the premises.
Fun fact: if cats were interested in eating humans, they would also lick up any spilled
Read more »New take on an old saw.
Read more »Whoever said that when all you have is a hammer, the world starts to look like a nail was a handless idiot. They’d obviously never stood in front of a forge, never beaten on a piece of red- hot metal, because the fact is that you start with a hammer; it’s the first and most fundamental tool, the one you use to give shape and structure, to bring all the others out of the raw material and make
amazingatheist: egalitariste: feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle: edwardspoonhands: cassandracroft: So this is what trust looks...
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So this is what trust looks like.
Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”
Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.
Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”
Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”
Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”
Man : “But why? Look at
Hey Internutter,I never did work out what time zone you are in, and while I'm not about to ask you to reveal your address over the internet,...
I write my instant stories (usually) in the early AM, then get done all the regular, day-to-day stuff I have to get done and then after it’s over, I do the novel work in the afternoon/night.
Christmas holidays are a lot more relaxed, writing-wise. I can write both novel and instant story whenever the mood strikes. Though I prefer to get it done relatively quickly so I have more time to goof off :)
Read more »Challenge #00356: Average Ordinary Every-Day...
When your special talent is not having a special talent, and why it’s awesome
Storybook Slate could do a little of everything. She was the most helpful pony in Ponyville.
And yet, every morning, she would be touring the town seeking odd jobs to help with. Towing her tool cart behind her. Every day she was doing something different. Helping ponies everywhere.
Naturally, the Cute Mark Crusaders found her fascinating.
They caught her on a rare day off, when she
Read more »No instant story, today
It’s Christmas and I am taking a complete day off to enjoy time with my family. If you insist on reading something of mine for free - go check out my latest short story, It Happened One Wednesday.
Have a safe and happy Yule all of you.
Read more »Smashwords - It Happened One Wednesday --a book by C M Weller
Smashwords – It Happened One Wednesday —a book by C M Weller
My Christmas present to all of my followers.
With a side of love to Rod Serling, wherever he may be.
Read more »xlastof: I wanted to do a thing to help my muse; Whoever reblogs this before 5AM on Christmas Eve will get an in character message from...
I wanted to do a thing to help my muse;
Whoever reblogs this before 5AM on Christmas Eve will get an in character message from the Doctor based on the things you reblog, your character, your mun, or just your blog in general. Anyone can reblog!
Can I get a Ho-ho-ho-hell yeah?
Read more »1 2 3 What are we fighting for? I was just on the phone to MeMum, yesterday, about the minimum wage in the States. She was stunned that...
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What are we fighting for?
I was just on the phone to MeMum, yesterday, about the minimum wage in the States. She was stunned that folks are forced to get by on $7.50 an hour.
She was even more stunned when I told her that that’s what some folks are fighting to get.
It’s pretty bad when you have to explain to a grandmother that the richest country on Earth, filled with the most
Read more »Challenge #00355: Designated Victim
When having no powers at all is a power all its own
The world was full of Supers. Capes. Special powers. Skin-tight costumes. Fantastic abs. And, in the case of the ladies, zero-gravity boobs and super-flexible spines.
They didn’t bother with secret identities. They all had super fortresses and leagues of allies. Some sworn to protect the ordinary citizen. Some working on their own agendas…
But most of them, to a cape, performing politics with their fists.
There were
Read more »Challenge #00354: Tell Me How to Get... How to Get to...
There’s a monster in the woods at the edge of town, so be caref-
You’ve seen it?
Big, hairy thing with razor claw- oh no, that’s just Jeff, he runs the bakery on Bard street.
Monsters.
Monsters everywhere.
Fur and fangs and claws and the imitation of human faces. The mockery of human bodies.
He fetched up in an alley off the main street. He’d given up on holding back tears. This place was
Read more »carry-on-wayward-assbutt: one of the servers at the restaurant i work at received this as their "tip" today. she came into the break room...
Read more »one of the servers at the restaurant i work at received this as their “tip” today. she came into the break room and began to sob, because servers get paid so little and they are completely dependent upon the tips that they make a living. servers make, usually, 2.35 an hour plus tips. leaving this for someone is cruel and unfair. leaving this for someone doesn’t make them a better person, it makes them unable to pay for their