Realm of the InterNutter

Thoughts, stories and ideas.

Even a God/dess needs sustenance.

A (literal, not figurative) God/dess, fallen on hard times, forced to work 9-to-5 to make a living, in the absence of offerings et cetera. And how the lowly mortals around them feel about it.

Make it as light-hearted or dark, as uplifting or Schadenfreudic(?) as you please. – RecklessPrudence

(#00424 - A049)

[AN: Considering that 99.99999% of Gods are arseholes…]

Grace tried to hurry past the street market. Goddamn hippies were bad enough, but now there were goddamn foreign

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Romantic vs Classicist*

A seemingly eternal argument between some friends and I.

*As defined by a philosophy student who was party to some of them - he later admitted he got the definitions from ‘Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance’.

“Form follows Function. A well-built machine, designed to last decades if not longer, has a quiet craftsmanship, an economical beauty, which no amount of pointless frippery or gilding - or, indeed, curved plastic - can ever match.”

“But much

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bunnybennett: officialsteampoweredgiraffe: Think the robots look good in their makeup? You should see them without any on!Our pasty faced...

bunnybennett:

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Think the robots look good in their makeup? You should see them without any on!

Our pasty faced squishy creators of the act are sure to entertain you tomorrow on a new episode of The Steam Powered Giraffe Hour With Steam Powered Giraffe!

Tomorrow, join the robot performs sans makeup and sanity for their monthly video podcast where they discuss everything from the latest movies and video games to their wacky experiences working with each other.

Tune in TOMORROW, Friday,

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Pugs.

Because you can’t say Peter Lorre and not get my attention.  Something to do with an Uplifted pug or pugs.  Possibly freaking everyone out with their good intentions couched in their minion-ish voices. – weirdlet

(#00422 - A047)

Buddy, Igor knew, was not the best dog for the negotiations table. Buddy would literally say ‘yes’ to anything, provided someone was scratching his ear.

Igor… tried.

He had Buddy fitted up with the Diminished Responsibility locator bracelets, of

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And there was how two life signs could fit in a one-life-sign-sized pod. They were both children. One was unconscious and showing signs of...

And there was how two life signs could fit in a one-life-sign-sized pod. They were both children. One was unconscious and showing signs of early bruising. The other was cyanotic, bald, and visibly afraid.

Small wonder. The forensic emergency team was clad head to toe in iso-suits. Top market gear and even spaceworthy in a pinch. For short distances without micrometeors, of course. And since the kids both wore some kind of grubby, elongated singlet thing, they might well reason they were

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slytherliz: lixxieb: robotcrossoverofficial: engineereteersam: Steam Powered Giraffe; The Calendar Coming Soon (all photo belong to...

slytherliz:

lixxieb:

robotcrossoverofficial:

engineereteersam:

Steam Powered Giraffe; The Calendar

Coming Soon

(all photo belong to trekkiebeth @ geekshotphoto.com)

WHY WOULD YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER LIKE THIS? I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE THIS

one thing I gotta know though, will we be getting the humans?

I dread to think what they’ll be like, and by dread, I mean really look forward to seeing them.

Reblogging for MeMum so she can enjoy them all.

ISTFG Rabbit is channeling Theda Bara in that pose…

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