Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #27:

rabbit decided today would be a good day to play “Detective” and concluded my hat was the murder,this caused my hat to get quite the excectuion

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dear diary,

The robots all seemed to be in an odd mood this morning. Well, more odd than their normal selves. The Spine was acting immature, Hatchworth was actually careful for once, and Rabbit was acting like she had just been invented.

And, of course, somehow my fedora got involved in the whole thing.

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Don’t wear murdering hats.