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So I wrote a sad!fic

internutter:

…mostly to make the monsters in the back of my head shut up for five consecutive seconds.

And of course it’s about Steam Powered Giraffe, because I’ve been thinking WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too long about what Walter Robotics will do when they start running out of the original singing automatons. Or when Rabbit finally fails too hard.

…yeah… character death.

Far-far-*far*-distant future character death, but character death all the same.

I am *SUCH* a cheerful arsehole.

And now I’m wondering if I should publish that sucker or just keep it to myself…

Is anyone brave enough to Beta?

I will be reblogging this every weekend until I get a beta.

thefinespine: now i want to make a robosona but im not feelin anything Robosona’s are fucking awesome and you can explore your whole...

thefinespine:

now i want to make a robosona but im not feelin anything

Robosona’s are fucking awesome and you can explore your whole self with them. I’m'a walk you through some things you might want to do

1) Location: Where you are. Since you are your robosona with fleshy bits, this may be important. It may not. How did you/they get there?

2) Age: It’s okay to be a new!bot if you want to

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Challenge #00445 - A070: A Little More Complicated

Rule Number One of Computer Repair: Reboot it, dumbarse.

Rule One-A: If rebooting fixed the problem and it doesn’t come back, you didn’t really have a problem.

Rule One-B: If I actually had to tell you to reboot, regardless of whether you had a real problem or not, I’m still charging you for my time. – RecklessPrudence

“…error… error… error…”

Scientists clustered around the tic'ing automaton in clear defiance of

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robotramshackle: davidmichaelbennett: ohpierre: davidmichaelbennett: Makeup done. Did the majority of it while laying on the floor in...

robotramshackle:

davidmichaelbennett:

ohpierre:

davidmichaelbennett:

Makeup done.
Did the majority of it while laying on the floor in pain. It’s not too terrible for holding a mirror above my head. The 10 foot rule right? Now let’s see how long I can stand before having to lay down again.

omg one of your eyebrows is eskew?

But duuuude if you have the cancel the show dude, do it, no one wants to see you flop over on stage. We would understand.

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inhonoredglory: asbehsam: livia-carica: Reblog if you're currently writing a novel, even if it's only in your head or scribbled in the...

inhonoredglory:

asbehsam:

livia-carica:

Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.

Think about how many books don’t exist yet.

I’m ALWAYS writing a novel.

I need to get back to my novel.

I’m Tumbling instead of working on my novel

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WMMDDWFIWM

meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #13:

Wanda made it into a purse

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear Diary,

Today I served as a bit of an escort for the members of the house who weren’t employees. Peter Walter V had called a meeting of sorts, I wasn’t told the details, and I was one of the people sent out to round everyone up into the living room to get the meeting started.

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Answering this now because it's more of a question than a prompt

So the Amalgam verse has those fan-pins for insulters, and you mentioned somewhere that there was a three-badge scale from something like occasional-accidental-insult to has-no-idea-what-social-mores-are-please-educate. What’s the fan level for will-insult-your-entire-family-when-annoyed or the reaction to precisely and deliberately reducing someone to a puddle of crying goo with a few well placed verbal barbs?

The fan pin is for people who are insulting by accident. Most people of the level you describe go pro or are selected for special training by

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Challenge #00444 - A069: The Test

SPG in the far-future of your own universe.  Because robots + space. – Weirdlet

Rael was ostensibly taking Shayde on a tour of the station’s Ambassadorial Meeting Chamber. What he was covertly doing was testing her. If she really was who she said she had been. If she really had existed on Earth at the time she stated… she would be able to recognise Them.

The Consortium of Steam.

The only artificial intelligences who had been thrown out of the

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WMMDDWFIWM

meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #12:

Rabbit gives it to the man living in the hedge maze and no-one’s brave enough to go try and get it back

[prompt given by i-clash-with-everything]

Dear diary,

We discovered today that the yard work wasn’t all done! We thought Gary and I had done a real good job with the weeds and the plant management, but it looks like we forgot about the hedges!

Once

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So I wrote a sad!fic

…mostly to make the monsters in the back of my head shut up for five consecutive seconds.

And of course it’s about Steam Powered Giraffe, because I’ve been thinking WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too long about what Walter Robotics will do when they start running out of the original singing automatons. Or when Rabbit finally fails too hard.

…yeah… character death.

Far-far-*far*-distant future character death, but character death all the same.

I am *SUCH* a cheerful

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Challenge #00443 - A068: Showdown

Do one brave thing, then run like hell. – RecklessPrudence

This place was the worst labyrinth to get lost in. Especially since, and perhaps because, there was a human in it.

It may have been easy to cut through the rusting walls, but it was also noisy. The monster could hunt him down. And he could tell it was in stealth mode, because it wasn’t cutting through the walls either.

He just had to make it back to the ship&

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