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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #17:

Offered to the Spine as a replacement hat for a show

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

The Spine’s fedoras appeared to have all gone missing very recently. I was glad that for once my fedora was okay, but I feared that it would not last. Today the bots were being shipped out to a local San Diego venue in order to perform a show.

Today I opted for another black fedora, but I wondered now if it was such a good idea to pick a blunt colour.

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For optimal hat security, place name inside crown.

spacemuffinz: bunnybennett: thefishcrow: Let it be known, that on this day, St. Patrick's Day 2014, the Steam Powered Fandom suddenly...

spacemuffinz:

bunnybennett:

thefishcrow:

Let it be known, that on this day, St. Patrick’s Day 2014, the Steam Powered Fandom suddenly became obsessed with Rabbit’s boobs.

Or Bunny Boobs.

Because alliteration…

Go home fandom ur drunk

i was gonna say “drunk on what? boob juice?” and then i slightly dry heaved at the realization of what i almost typed. then i couldn’t come up with a more interesting retort so i thought i would share that.

Nah. We drunk on

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fun123joker: ask-alicorn-rarity: ask-psycho-lunar-eclipse: nextgenconsoleponies: ask-alicorn-rarity: sochemicallyromantic: IT'S BACK....

fun123joker:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

ask-psycho-lunar-eclipse:

nextgenconsoleponies:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

sochemicallyromantic:

IT’S BACK. NONONONONONONO


https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-sopa-2014/q0Vkk0Zr

(here’s the link so you can sign and post it)

19 thousand more signatures in two days. Fuck we are fucked

Kill it with friendship!!

LETS DO THIS!!

17 hundread  more to go 2 days left


Important

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Challenge #00448 - A073: Personal Assessment

The Lister is the SI unit of discipline, as defined by the amount of effort needed to make Third Technician David Lister do his duties, clean his quarters and generally not be such a shame to the Space Corps. A single Lister of discipline is therefore often more than is needed for the entire crew of a (Star Wars) Star Destroyer (47,000-odd). – RecklessPrudence

It was hard not to look down on the faceless drones. They weren’t literally faceless.

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Whoah.

Some delightful, lovely soul just paid $20 for One Year of Instants.

Whoever you are, you are officially the first person to pay ANY amount of moneys for OYoI. And I love you.

::smooch::

I thank you, my future computer thanks you, and whatever books I compose on that future computer thank you. Every little bit helps :D

::happy dances::

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #16:

Hatchy’s hatch. Enough said.

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

I honestly don’t know what happened today. I think Hatchworth accidentally went to sleep with his hatch open again. I don’t understand why he was programmed with the ability to sleep anyway, or why he decided to sleep during the day this time, but it happened, and we Walter Workers were scrambling to keep the

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Complaining to another supernatural being.

“You also rule a world, Morpheus. A world of sleepers and dreamers, of stories. A simple place compared to hell. I envy you. Can you imagine what it was like? Ten billion years providing a place for dead mortals to torture themselves? And like all masochists, they called the shots. ‘Burn me.’ 'Freeze me.’ 'Eat me.’ 'Hurt me.’ And we did. Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #15:

Matter Mistress Bunny (she’s *mean*)

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

Bunny and I were badgered by a lot of twin questions today. I don’t know why, maybe somebody was recently informed of our twin-ness and got interested. Maybe a new employee was hired and pondered if anybody had ever asked us such weird twin-related questions before.

Either way, I was hoping my fedora would stay

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How My Teacher Helped Religious Parents Understand Evolution

How My Teacher Helped Religious Parents Understand Evolution

discere-et-docere:


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My biology teacher, Mr. G, used to teach at a K - 12 Christian school many years back, and in his biology class, he taught evolution. Naturally, this made many parents of religious families upset, and he expected quite a lot of backlash at parent-teacher night….

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Challenge #00446 - A071: Whoops

Supervisor: Seriously? Are you shitting me?
Computer Tech: I never intentionally released anything into the wild. It was proof of concept. It wasn’t anything particularly sophisticated. Just some script kiddie cut and paste bullshit.
S: What is Rule Number Two of Computer Repair? What is it?
CT: “No, a ‘virus’ didn’t download all of that porn.”
S: Are you telling me you invalidated Rule Number Two?
CT: Well, in my case, it was a

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #14:

Hatchy ate it

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

Today is Pi Day. Hatchworth misinterpreted this, as he had last year, to be Pie Day, which meant the manor smelled unusually nice today as dozens of pies were baked by the Hatchmeister himself.

To be quite honest, I thought my fedora was going to be safe today…

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When a fedora gets mistaken for a pork pie

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