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Challenge #00463 - A088: The Death of Gendered Clothing

http://beltaguise.tumblr.com/post/76801104188/fantasy-lizard-people-where-the-females-dont-have

Found another one

Tom Katt sidled up to the lizard lady at the bar. He thought he could tell by her buxom figure and elegantly-styled dress in Botanic Greens.

“Hey, there, beautiful,” he smoothed. “Can I buy a lovely lady such as yourself a drink? What’s your pleasure?”

The lizard, towering over him by some five inches, glared down at him. “I’m a male,” he

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #31:

spontaneous combustion at the very end of the day

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

I’m sorry to say that I’ve made up my mind. After today’s events, I’ve decided that my pay check and my daily schedule doesn’t need to accommodate so many hats, if they’re going to keep perishing like this!

As a strange twist of fate, I chose the

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Challenge #01462 - A187: Remember the Date in Australia

Prompt: romantic date gone wrong. Shayde + Rael - Anon

it was nice dinner 2gethr wen Rael aks Shayde, do u love me 4 eva?

she sed no.

he creys and runs out the place. he runs strait 2 tram trax adn getz hit.

he ded

Shayde come run up 2 him and creys hard. she yel I metn i luv u 5eva!

2 layt!!!!!!!1!!!

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #30:

lil steve through it into the hall of wires today and is now caught in the ceiling

[prompt given by ectobreath]

Dear diary,

I decided to take a day to relax from all of my work… Well, not so much as decided to, but rather that Peter VI insisted upon it, after hearing about my fedoras continuing to perish, and my pay check not accommodating so many hats.

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Challenge #00462 - A087: Portents of Doom

“I’ve got an idea! It’s crazy, it defies all logic, it’s illegal in 16 solar systems and my mother would most assuredly not approve, but it just might work!”

Ax'and'l froze, fighting the primitive desire to burrow under a layer of dirt and conceal himself from predators that no longer existed. Humans had Fight or Flight. His kind had Dig and Ditch. “Hwell,” he murmured in a calm and soothing tone that most definitely did

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ANOTHER REMINDER FOR SPG FANS EVERYWHERE:

meefling:

STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE STOPS TAKING SUBMISSIONS FOR THE WHAT’S YOUR MALFUNCTION FAN PROJECT TOMORROW, MONDAY MARCH 31ST!

If you have yet to make your Malfunction video and still wish to do so, please get your buns moving this evening or sometime tomorrow before 12:00am!

Here is the post with all the information you need to film and submit your video!

Thank you and g’day!

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #29:

made into paper doll chain by Hatchworth

[prompt given by cabaretclubs]

Dear diary,

I’m slowly running out of money, and my paycheck can’t handle paying for so many hats while still supporting the rest of my lifestyle. As a result, I had to try making a fedora out of what materials I had around the manor.

I ended up creating a fedora out of paper.

Read

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oneorangeshoelace: aceworu: the new non-binary petition is almost halfway there [VIBRATES EXCITEDLY] SIGN IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY Hey...

oneorangeshoelace:

aceworu:

the new non-binary petition is almost halfway there [VIBRATES EXCITEDLY]

SIGN IT IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

Hey guys! At the current rate, we are only gaining about 1,000 signatures a day after the initial surge of signatures. At this rate, we are not going to be able to obtain the 49,000 signatures we need in the next three weeks or so. Please, please, please continue to reblog this whenever you can, and for god’s sake SIGN

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