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Challenge #00450-451 - A075-76: Whuffo/The Inauguration of Mayor McToilet

(Can I do this? I’m doing it anyway.)

Free day! If there’s a drabble you’ve been wanting to write but haven’t had the right prompt to do it, now’s the time.

[AN: I don’t know when I’m going to get one of these again, so I’m going for broke. Be warned: the first one included feels inspired by this post. The second one is just a

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Challenge #00449 - A074: The Nose Compass

(Actually said by a friend today)

“I have absolutely no idea what it smells like… But it smells like food”

Amalgam Station masses roughly the same as a Dwarf Planet, but is much, much larger in size because Dwarf Planets do not, for instance, contain corridors, cavernous spaces, parks, amenities, and infrastructure.

People tend to forget this. What they know of Amalgam Station becomes the sole total of their experience and they wander no further than their own knowledge.

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WMMDDWFIWM

meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #17:

Offered to the Spine as a replacement hat for a show

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

The Spine’s fedoras appeared to have all gone missing very recently. I was glad that for once my fedora was okay, but I feared that it would not last. Today the bots were being shipped out to a local San Diego venue in order to perform a show.

Today I

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spacemuffinz: bunnybennett: thefishcrow: Let it be known, that on this day, St. Patrick's Day 2014, the Steam Powered Fandom suddenly...

spacemuffinz:

bunnybennett:

thefishcrow:

Let it be known, that on this day, St. Patrick’s Day 2014, the Steam Powered Fandom suddenly became obsessed with Rabbit’s boobs.

Or Bunny Boobs.

Because alliteration…

Go home fandom ur drunk

i was gonna say “drunk on what? boob juice?” and then i slightly dry heaved at the realization of what i almost typed. then i couldn’t come up with a more interesting retort so i thought i would share that.

Nah. We drunk on

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fun123joker: ask-alicorn-rarity: ask-psycho-lunar-eclipse: nextgenconsoleponies: ask-alicorn-rarity: sochemicallyromantic: IT'S BACK....

fun123joker:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

ask-psycho-lunar-eclipse:

nextgenconsoleponies:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

sochemicallyromantic:

IT’S BACK. NONONONONONONO


https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-sopa-2014/q0Vkk0Zr

(here’s the link so you can sign and post it)

19 thousand more signatures in two days. Fuck we are fucked

Kill it with friendship!!

LETS DO THIS!!

17 hundread  more to go 2 days left


Important

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Challenge #00448 - A073: Personal Assessment

The Lister is the SI unit of discipline, as defined by the amount of effort needed to make Third Technician David Lister do his duties, clean his quarters and generally not be such a shame to the Space Corps. A single Lister of discipline is therefore often more than is needed for the entire crew of a (Star Wars) Star Destroyer (47,000-odd). – RecklessPrudence

It was hard not to look down on the faceless drones. They weren’t literally faceless.

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Whoah.

Some delightful, lovely soul just paid $20 for One Year of Instants.

Whoever you are, you are officially the first person to pay ANY amount of moneys for OYoI. And I love you.

::smooch::

I thank you, my future computer thanks you, and whatever books I compose on that future computer thank you. Every little bit helps :D

::happy dances::

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #16:

Hatchy’s hatch. Enough said.

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

I honestly don’t know what happened today. I think Hatchworth accidentally went to sleep with his hatch open again. I don’t understand why he was programmed with the ability to sleep anyway, or why he decided to sleep during the day this time, but it happened, and we Walter Workers were scrambling to keep the

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