Realm of the InterNutter

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Complaining to another supernatural being.

“You also rule a world, Morpheus. A world of sleepers and dreamers, of stories. A simple place compared to hell. I envy you. Can you imagine what it was like? Ten billion years providing a place for dead mortals to torture themselves? And like all masochists, they called the shots. ‘Burn me.’ 'Freeze me.’ 'Eat me.’ 'Hurt me.’ And we did. Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spent my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. 'The Devil made me do it.’ I have never made any one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them” – RecklessPrudence

(#00447 - A072)

“Have you seen some of the nightmares they come up with?” said Morpheus. “Hells, even the dreams get frightening if you linger to examine them. I had one kid dream that her entire world was rotting away into grey haze[1]. Every dream is their own subconscious trying to tell them something, but they blame me for it all.”

“And it’s not like you can quit, right? They still use your name, so you have to answer the call.”

Morpheus poured himself another generous mug of coffee[2]. “All the work, all the blame, and no pay. You know what we are, Hades?”

“No. What?”

“We’re service industry workers. We provide the service and get none of the thanks.”

“Why’d we even take these shitty jobs?”

“Simple, they called us.”

[1] One of mine.
[2] I love the irony of it, okay?

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #15:

Matter Mistress Bunny (she’s *mean*)

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

Bunny and I were badgered by a lot of twin questions today. I don’t know why, maybe somebody was recently informed of our twin-ness and got interested. Maybe a new employee was hired and pondered if anybody had ever asked us such weird twin-related questions before.

Either way, I was hoping my fedora would stay

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How My Teacher Helped Religious Parents Understand Evolution

How My Teacher Helped Religious Parents Understand Evolution

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My biology teacher, Mr. G, used to teach at a K - 12 Christian school many years back, and in his biology class, he taught evolution. Naturally, this made many parents of religious families upset, and he expected quite a lot of backlash at parent-teacher night….

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Challenge #00446 - A071: Whoops

Supervisor: Seriously? Are you shitting me?
Computer Tech: I never intentionally released anything into the wild. It was proof of concept. It wasn’t anything particularly sophisticated. Just some script kiddie cut and paste bullshit.
S: What is Rule Number Two of Computer Repair? What is it?
CT: “No, a ‘virus’ didn’t download all of that porn.”
S: Are you telling me you invalidated Rule Number Two?
CT: Well, in my case, it was a

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #14:

Hatchy ate it

[prompt given by internutter]

Dear diary,

Today is Pi Day. Hatchworth misinterpreted this, as he had last year, to be Pie Day, which meant the manor smelled unusually nice today as dozens of pies were baked by the Hatchmeister himself.

To be quite honest, I thought my fedora was going to be safe today…

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When a fedora gets mistaken for a pork pie

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So I wrote a sad!fic

internutter:

…mostly to make the monsters in the back of my head shut up for five consecutive seconds.

And of course it’s about Steam Powered Giraffe, because I’ve been thinking WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too long about what Walter Robotics will do when they start running out of the original singing automatons. Or when Rabbit finally fails too hard.

…yeah… character death.

Far-far-*far*-distant future character death, but character death all the same.

I am *SUCH* a cheerful arsehole.

And now I’

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thefinespine: now i want to make a robosona but im not feelin anything Robosona’s are fucking awesome and you can explore your whole...

thefinespine:

now i want to make a robosona but im not feelin anything

Robosona’s are fucking awesome and you can explore your whole self with them. I’m'a walk you through some things you might want to do

1) Location: Where you are. Since you are your robosona with fleshy bits, this may be important. It may not. How did you/they get there?

2) Age: It’s okay to be a new!bot if you want to

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Challenge #00445 - A070: A Little More Complicated

Rule Number One of Computer Repair: Reboot it, dumbarse.

Rule One-A: If rebooting fixed the problem and it doesn’t come back, you didn’t really have a problem.

Rule One-B: If I actually had to tell you to reboot, regardless of whether you had a real problem or not, I’m still charging you for my time. – RecklessPrudence

“…error… error… error…”

Scientists clustered around the tic'ing automaton in clear defiance of

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robotramshackle: davidmichaelbennett: ohpierre: davidmichaelbennett: Makeup done. Did the majority of it while laying on the floor in...

robotramshackle:

davidmichaelbennett:

ohpierre:

davidmichaelbennett:

Makeup done.
Did the majority of it while laying on the floor in pain. It’s not too terrible for holding a mirror above my head. The 10 foot rule right? Now let’s see how long I can stand before having to lay down again.

omg one of your eyebrows is eskew?

But duuuude if you have the cancel the show dude, do it, no one wants to see you flop over on stage. We would understand.

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inhonoredglory: asbehsam: livia-carica: Reblog if you're currently writing a novel, even if it's only in your head or scribbled in the...

inhonoredglory:

asbehsam:

livia-carica:

Reblog if you’re currently writing a novel, even if it’s only in your head or scribbled in the back of a notebook somewhere.

Think about how many books don’t exist yet.

I’m ALWAYS writing a novel.

I need to get back to my novel.

I’m Tumbling instead of working on my novel

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meefling:

Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #13:

Wanda made it into a purse

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear Diary,

Today I served as a bit of an escort for the members of the house who weren’t employees. Peter Walter V had called a meeting of sorts, I wasn’t told the details, and I was one of the people sent out to round everyone up into the living room to get the meeting started.

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Answering this now because it's more of a question than a prompt

So the Amalgam verse has those fan-pins for insulters, and you mentioned somewhere that there was a three-badge scale from something like occasional-accidental-insult to has-no-idea-what-social-mores-are-please-educate. What’s the fan level for will-insult-your-entire-family-when-annoyed or the reaction to precisely and deliberately reducing someone to a puddle of crying goo with a few well placed verbal barbs?

The fan pin is for people who are insulting by accident. Most people of the level you describe go pro or are selected for special training by

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Challenge #00444 - A069: The Test

SPG in the far-future of your own universe.  Because robots + space. – Weirdlet

Rael was ostensibly taking Shayde on a tour of the station’s Ambassadorial Meeting Chamber. What he was covertly doing was testing her. If she really was who she said she had been. If she really had existed on Earth at the time she stated… she would be able to recognise Them.

The Consortium of Steam.

The only artificial intelligences who had been thrown out of the

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