Realm of the InterNutter

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The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there’s no good reason to go into space—each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision. – RecklessPrudence

(#00502 - A127)

The Ch'debrithett did not know how lucky they were when the aliens came. They were a relatively quiet civilisation that worked to maintain a balance after years of nigh-catastrophic extinction-for-profit. Or, as it has become known in the Galactic Alliance, Monsanting.

When the aliens came, they landed in a grain field. But they did so in broad daylight. And waited on their disembarkation gantry with an obvious lack of weapons for anyone official to turn up.

They came with whiteboards and markers.

They came with an education.

They explained - with the help of pictograms and pantomime - that they had just diverted a comet from impacting with their planet. The comet had been cannibalised for its water and some of its contents were currently being studied in the vessels laboratories. 

It was a comet that could have easily wiped out all life on Ch'deb.

And the aliens, being generous people, also bought with them knowledge of space flight and technology that would make it all so much easier. They came with genetic technology to turn their realities upside-down. They came with commerce.

They came with a concept of manifesting one’s own destiny.

Some argued that they ruined Ch'deb. Some argued that they ruined a perfect civilisation. Some argued that they were better off without the Galactic alliance at all.

They argued right up until they found a similar planet, nearby, which had undergone a similar apocalypse.

There, but for good timing and great neighbours, could have gone Ch'deb.

In two generations, the Ch'debrithett didn’t know how they coped without space travel.

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Challenge #00501 - A126: Sing-Along

Bitzer having a happy day and warbling through it.  Because sometimes it only matters if the music feels right for you.

Bitzer watched the clock as the second hand ticked closer and closer to The Time.

Ten. Nine. Eight.

Extract the vinyl EP, a souvenir from Walter Robotics and her time there, carefully from its sleeve.

The record player was already warmed up and set to her preferred levels.

Seven. Six. Five.

Record on the spindle. Speed set to 45. Needle free

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prototype-the-walter-girl: delphiummm: empresstheodoras: flatbear: hobbitdragon: airyairyquitecontrary: punkybruiser: Fantastic news...

prototype-the-walter-girl:

delphiummm:

empresstheodoras:

flatbear:

hobbitdragon:

airyairyquitecontrary:

punkybruiser:

Fantastic news for people who suffer regularly from migraine headaches. The FDA has just approved a wearable electrical stimulation device for sales in the United States — a headband that prevents the onset of migraines when worn for just 20 minutes each day.

A device like this is definitely long overdue. Some 10% of people worldwide suffer from migraines, a condition characterized by intense pulsing or throbbing pain in one area of the head, accompanied by

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Challenge #00500 - A125: Further Proof, if Any Were Really Needed

Prompt: Something involving the gympie gympie tree.

Because that is one scary tree.

[AN: Slightly scarier is the Manchineel, aka The Tree That Hates You. It’s native to Florida, possibly by cosmic accident. But if you read up on the Gympie Gympie, it’s a close call.]

Every living planet in the known universe has an island or a continent like Australia. Except for N'Oz (Originally, New Australia) which is almost all like Australia, except for one small island/

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vicemag: Seattle Has a Haunted Soda Machine As about 45 percent of us know, ghosts are definitely real and casually walk among us. Some...

vicemag:

Seattle Has a Haunted Soda Machine

As about 45 percent of us know, ghosts are definitely real and casually walk among us. Some have a post-life agenda of stealing our socks or manifesting as apparitions on burned toast; others prefer to spend their time banging around abandoned children’s hospitals for Syfy Channel reality shows. But there’s one ghost who has taken an industrious approach, choosing to operate a creepy Coca-Cola machine on an innocuous corner in Seattle’s Capitol

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It's officially tomorrow.

Specifically, 12 minutes into tomorrow.

SO woke me up watching a GD loud movie.

I have lurgi.

My throat hurts.

I have actually consumed enough liquid to make drinking more a dangerous experience.

I dunno what I need but my dash is devoid of it.

hlep

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I can't see a smashwords link on your page either, where did you hide it?

Fargnax.

I swear blind that there was a link thing in the settings and I filled it in.

Either I dreamed it or Tumblr ate that feature in one of their numerous never-do-the-things-we-really-want style updates.

But never fear! Every instant story of mine features a link to my Smashwords profile. It’s the one that looks like this:

Buy my stories!

Click it. Look upon my works and sate your desire to own a copy of my words. Buy the lot.

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Challenge #00499 - A124: Dominion

“Look there, that’s the fourth tribe —”

“Herd.”

“…whatever. Fourth herd of cows we’ve driven past in the last half-hour. Between that and what I saw regarding the cats you live with and you cleaning waste from their box of sand earlier,  I’m just saying, I’m not really that convinced you humans are the dominant species on this planet.”

“Well, we are kinda high up on the food chain,” said Sandra.

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reblog with a celebrity you share a birthday with

quinsecticide:

larvitarse:

mightythesaurusrex:

cocoatunda:

ruffiticus:

quorgi:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

spacemuffinz:

seapeny:

Christopher Lee and Vincent Price

y’all can sit down now

hp lovecraft, james marsters, misha collins :>

Ooo… Paul Simon and Sacha Baron Cohen… not bad. Not Vincent Price, but still.

TS Eliot (hell yeah cats) Serena Williams and Olivia Newton John.

I dunno, having the guy who penned the poems that were the basis for the CATS musical is pretty rad.

i share a bday w/ psy

Oprah Winfrey!

Erik Estrada.

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You set up a new forum, right? Why not put it as a link on here, and anyone that finds you and has copies of stories from the nutboards can...

1) It’s a baby forum
2) I don’t know how to put a link up to that whilst keeping my link to my smash words page. From what I can figure of the settings, they only allow one off-site link at a time. And I’d rather make money off of my pro stuff than let people read fics in progress.

I’ll be glad to be proven wrong. I check my tumblr settings rarely, though.

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