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Challenge #00672 - A307: Instinct

“For some reason, whenever there is any number of humans in an open enough space, with enough raw materials, something will be set on fire. And something will inevitably be produced to cook over said fire, or at least hold over it on a stick and gently smoulder if there’s nothing edible available.”

The human was handy to have around. Deathworlders thought nothing of going into places that -for example- Brookessiin like Riik were loath to tread.

This one insisted on chatter. It made this labyrinthine hulk less lonely. And Riik could always trace the human by following it’s unpronounceable babble until they were re-united.

“Itellya, theinstantwegetthestuffweneedforrepairs? It'sgonnabehardtosayg'bye, yaknow?” The human said as it piled up wood and leaf litter. This was a nightly ritual. One that still fascinated Riik.

Humans, like all other cogniscent species, had discovered fire on their path to the stars. However, they had yet to find a place where fire wasn’t useful. And they had this instinctive compulsion to build a fire anywhere that counted as ‘open space’.

In this case, an overgrown park that had turned into a forest during its extended neglect.

Riik was in it solely for the roasted marshmallows.

Sadly, the human’s supply had run out, and Riik had nothing it could eat. Or hold over the fire to make edible. And everything growing on this station was poisonous to both of them.

The human just calmly speared a piece of bark with a stick and held that over the fire.

“Wegottahurryup, Rick,” it said. “Runnin'outtafood. Runnin'outtalotsastuff. ImeanIgotmatukkatukka, butyoucan'teatthat. B'sides, itain'tready.”

Riik held up two fingers, moved them closer together. “Small way to go. Two more days.” A gesture at the automatic lights with two fingers.

The human repeated the gesture. “Twomore. Icandealwithtwomore. You?”

Riik copied the human gesture of an upraised thumb. “Good. Self good.”

The human displayed its teeth. Tried to copy the Brokkessiin word. “Gud.”

Not bad for a first try.

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….sorta scared?….

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This photo set actually covers months of dithering. I got the crackle coat on very quickly. I needed two coats of base paint because the...

This photo set actually covers months of dithering.

I got the crackle coat on very quickly. I needed two coats of base paint because the first coat dried too grey for my liking.

Then the mask sat in my craft room for months while I pondered my next step.

It was only after I found a couple more spare masks at the dollar shop that I felt confident enough to actually cut.

You need GOOD scissors if you’re going to

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Flashy things! This is a nifty little disco lamp [not so little, actually, it’s about the size of a cat] available at the dollar shops...

Flashy things!

This is a nifty little disco lamp [not so little, actually, it’s about the size of a cat] available at the dollar shops for less than $30.

It took me a while to find a screwdriver long enough to take it apart, and then even longer to find the tiny little screws at the handle.

After weeks of procrastination, I was able to get the dimmer switch off. Tweezers got under the switch cover and the pliers got

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stop scrolling. now.

opkomstfout:

stop whatever you’re doing

just stop

breathe

you’ll be ok

if you see this, somebody cares

times are tough, but somebody cares.

you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t

don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever

don’t do it because somebody cares

don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness

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Challenge #00671 - A306: To Be a SPOEn

Bear in mind this is a language where the word for “mess about with a small object and see if it does something” also means “play the violin”

“We have three different kinds of ‘moose’ and two are spelled the same,” argued Vic.

“Things went to crap when we switched to the phonetic alphabet. The entire context-necessary spelling convention has lead to unnecessary over-explanation.”

“I don’t like all the pronouns,” grumbled Jake.

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Not exactly a writing prompt, but figured you might get some use from it anyway.

Theory: Part of the reason for much of the socially-driven guilt and negativity about the body and sexuality is because of clothing hiding it, as if the normal human anatomy is something to be avoided and shamefully concealed.  Without clothing to obscure and interfere, people would be effectively forced to confront the natural state of themselves and others, and without the perceived stigma of hiding and shame, such negative attitudes and personal guilt would soon vanish as people became more acclimated to

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I got it! Yeeeeeessss! To my donors: thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,...

I got it! Yeeeeeessss!

To my donors: thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank

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Challenge #00669 - A304: Methods of Madness

When the last trumpet sounds and the beast rises from the pit, we will not kill it. We will ride it.

Jorgi the Page remembered when the Sorcerer’s summoned demon began pulling out its hair. The beast was still chafing at its magical bit and had managed to get into Kragdar’s knapsack.

Jorgi caught her looking into a crystal sphere, late one night.

“What are you doing?” Jorgi whispered. “The master forbade you from interfering with our

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Not far to go! I just need a little more to get a lifetime membership to Novlr. Just US$40. Every little bit WILL help. Alas, while I was...

Not far to go!

I just need a little more to get a lifetime membership to Novlr. Just US$40. Every little bit WILL help.

Alas, while I was sleeping, they sold 13 more places. It isn’t a race against time YET… but I would very much rather get this sooner rather than later.

Please send a little something via paypal to nutty@internutter.org.

And for my kind donator(s) - how do you feel about a guest

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::Cries::

internutter:

internutter:

Novlr is now in open beta just in time for NaNoWriMo

And they’re offering permanent memberships for “just” $100.

I don’t have enough to afford to scratch my butt.

Please, please, please, dear readers, put a little money in my paypal so I can afford a lifetime membership. [I have no idea how to link to a paypal “give me money” thing (help!) so my paypal email is nutty@internutter.org  Thank you for not abusing this email

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