Not necessarily needing to go Night Vale on this one...
To truly understand, you must look inside yourself, look deep into your heart… no, no, you’re too far down, that’s your liver, try a bit more up and to the left… ah, there you go.
(#00660 - A295)
[An: But it’s so very very Night Vale…]
“Excuse me, but my species is not transparent.”
“You’re transparent to my eyes.”
“Eugh… Sorry. Uhm… We find our internals to be
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My dash did a thing
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OK I'm a bit ticked off...
Mayhem’s school is supposed to have this rule where if the temperature hits forty degrees, celcius, they send the kids home because it’s too blippin’ hot.
It was 39 degrees when I arrived at two in the afternoon.
Which meant that it had to be hotter in the middle of the day.
Mayhem’s classroom is an oven at the best of times, and today definitely qualified as the worst of them, what with the blast-furnace
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Read more »Sometimes I feel like drawing, but I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable if it’s not your cup of tea.
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS
IT MAKES MY DAY BETTER REALLY
I do have a submit button if anyone wants to do fan arts >.> Sfw please though I prefer to do my own porn of them <3
Challenge #00659 - A294: Warning - Humour
Breaking bones is a death sentence for other cogniscients, so how unlikely is it that anyone has encountered someone missing a digit or limb, unless they were born missing it?
Jokes using one’s prosthetics (probably more advanced in the group that lives long enough to need them) optional.
[AN: Some species are more fragile than others. Havenworlders are particularly delicate. And it’s notably the Birds for whom broken bones are fatal]
The cogniscent trapped with her in the stalled
Read more »Challenge #00658 - A293: Politically Correct
“I wouldn’t say *we’ve* made that much progress. Our euphemisms have, though.”
“It’s ‘Avian Catastrophan’.”
“No, it’s simply Avian. Or Avian Citizen.”
“But some of them aren’t citizens. They still have resident status in Kal'rike.”
“Only because Kal'rike’s run by the most anal bureaucrats since time began…”
“Ladies,” said the Numidid of contention. “I am fine
Read more »shslsubmissivemasochist: canweumqra: I have not received a dress based of my tumblr. I have not received my pin pal. I have not received...
Read more »I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.
I have not received my pin pal.
I have not received my character based off my blog.
I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.
I HAVE been lied to.
I never even got that “doot doot”
This is the closest I could find. I’m positive there was more. @lyrical-ood-writes-things
This is the closest I could find. I’m positive there was more.
@lyrical-ood-writes-things
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Halp
Does anyone have that pun chain thread about Oxygen going on dates with various other elements and the words the results spelled?
I need to find it because my ADD kicked in and now I can’t concentrate on anything else.
Many thanks in advance.
Read more »Challenge #00657 - A292: Fascinating in Retrospect
T’reka meets an amorous cassowary. Hilarity ensues.
Boo boo boo…
T'reka looked up from her lunch to discover a giant in the clearing. Were it not for his solidly blue-black plumage, he could easily be mistaken for a male of her own species. But he was clearly more dinosaur than Bird.
The cranial capacity was a dead give-away.
He was puffing himself up. Engorging his wattle and showing off his plumage whilst saying, Boo boo boo.
Lonely she may be,
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Stop The Beauty Madness is a series of 25 advertisements branded with honest messages that highlight the true “madness” involved in creating and meeting beauty standards. Rice, an author and the founder of Be Who You Are Productions, started the campaign to challenge an internalized belief that a woman’s beauty determines her value.
Have a good look here- Xthese are beautiful
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pennyredful: Girl u know it's true I must put the latter line in my next work :D
Girl u know it’s true
I must put the latter line in my next work :D
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Exactly man….
This is actually a common trick in all sick systems—dysfunctional workplaces, abusive relationships, fucked up families, etc. The idea is, if you keep someone distracted, tired, and overworked enough, they won’t have enough energy to turn on you. For example, Andy Blake had a habit of depriving his followers of sleep—keeping them
Re-blog if you agree: Tumblr should notify you when someone answers your question.
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why does this not have hundreds of thousands of notes
no peasants
you know what staff i am done with your shit
