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BitzerMyHeart - Google Docs

BitzerMyHeart - Google Docs

internutter:

You remember that thing I was talking about this morning.

Four chapters.

Over 6K words.

And counting.

...send help...

5 chapters and my ‘star’ has yet to have anything longer than seconds’ worth of screen time.

What the flip is wrong with me?

Challenge #00706 - A341: Tonight on Border Patrol...

Team of Japanese Magical Girls encounter their greatest threat…Customs Agents.

“Do you need an interpreter?”

“My am English very good,” said the Japanese girl with a big grin. “No worries mate!”

Her friends looked decidedly more dubious about her skills.

“All right,” the Customs Agent Veronica sighed, “Do you know why you were called over here?”

“Chucka su-rim-pu on-u baa-bee!”

“…riiiiight.”

A brief argument in Japanese

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verigupi: justice4mikebrown: actjustly: THIS IS HUGE More info should be available tomorrow (12/12). A federal judge ruled Thursday...

verigupi:

justice4mikebrown:

actjustly:

THIS IS HUGE

More info should be available tomorrow (12/12).

A federal judge ruled Thursday that police can no longer use tear gas on protesters without declaring an illegal assembly, giving them fair warning and time to vacate the area.

The temporary restraining order comes just weeks after the last rounds of heavy protest in Ferguson in response to a St. Louis County grand jury’s decision not to indict the police officer who shot and killed Michael

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Challenge #00705 - A340: Someone Thought of the Children

Various cable news channel’s reactions to Kermit T. Frog running for political office as an Independant, with the re-animated corpse of Fred “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?” Rogers as his running mate. 

Fred Rogers looked just as he did when he was alive. He had the same ready smile and the same sparkle in his bespectacled eyes. He had the same sweater on that he wore in his last show.

But that wasn’t the disturbing part.

The disturbing

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BitzerMyHeart - Google Docs

BitzerMyHeart - Google Docs

Yeah. This happened.

And it’s continuing to happen. At warp nine.

I think it’s mostly happening because the lead character in my current ‘pro’ WIP is such a little un-relatable shit that I have to vent somewhere else.

And I’m so in love with writing Bitzer that even the RP’s I have going are not enough.

Act now and catch the typos and errors before I can fix

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2srooky: tumbledore-: hentaiviewer666: you have been blessed by the christmas chan like and reblog and you will prosper from the...

2srooky:

tumbledore-:

hentaiviewer666:

you have been blessed by the christmas chan

like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie

won’t even risk it.

I like this one best because there’s no threat to not reblogging it so even if you don’t there’s no worries but if you do then you’re gonna have an even better time.

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mercurialgurl: x09: cultureisnotacostume: laliberty: Cops Beat a Deaf Man for Seven Minutes Because He didn't Respond to Their...

mercurialgurl:

x09:

cultureisnotacostume:

laliberty:

Cops Beat a Deaf Man for Seven Minutes Because He didn’t Respond to Their Yelling

Pearl Pearson is a 64 year-old diabetic deaf driver who resides in the Oklahoma City area. On the evening of January 3rd, Pearl crossed paths with the wrong cops.

What’s the story?

At this time, only limited details can be provided since this case is under investigation.

1. The Oklahoma Highway Patrol pulled Pearl over late in the evening on January

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What are the signs of emotional abuse?

mental-health-advice:

Abusive Expectations - Makes impossible demands, requires constant attention, and constantly criticizes.

Aggressing - Name calling, accusing, blames, threatens or gives orders, and often disguised as a judgmental “I know best” or “helping” attitude.

Constant Chaos - Deliberately starts arguments with you or others. May treat you well in front of others, but changes when you’re alone.

Rejecting - Refusing to acknowledge a person’s value, worth or presence. Communicating that he or she is useless or inferior or devaluing

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Challenge #00704 - A339: And Yet it Moves

A child learning that their planet moves, so when they jump up, they can never come down in exactly the same place.

Paulie considered the sidewalk. It had been in front of her house forever. Mom let her draw on it before it rained. This time, the chalk in Paulie’s hand had been purloined from the art box in secret.

She made an X on the pavement. Right by her gate. And stood on it carefully. Concentrated. Jumped!

And came

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