New "Beauty and the Beast" movie (translated from French)
New "Beauty and the Beast" movie (translated from French)
That high-pitched squealing noise you just heard was me.
I am an *ENORMOUS* Beauty and the Beast nerd and I will get this into my collection no matter what it takes.
Loving that they’re giving full props to the Cocteau version. Even basing the Beast’s face on the Cocteau designs.
::happy dribbling noises::
Read more »The Internet
T’reka (or some other inquisitive creature) discovers the truly staggering amount of porn on the human internet.
(#00646 - A281)
“Ha. I have found an archive of human mating rituals.”
Krezlor peered over Brixik’s shoulder. “This does not appear to be a documentary…”
“[Oh no,]” said the definitely female human on the screen. “[I can’t pay for the pizza… there must be some way I can… trade
Read more »Next book underway!
I try to wait a week after writing my last book to start on the next one, but… I surrendered to the temptation. And just finished the first thousand words.
Why?
Because my next book is called Kung Fu Zombies, that’s why.
In my next eight months, I shall be looking intensely at Zombie Tropes, Kung Fu Tropes, and Romance Tropes and gleefully destroying as many of them as I can inside of 120 000 words.
I already have
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Great Barrier Reef UNDER ATTACK
The huge Indian coal company Adani wants to dump millions of tonnes of dredge spoil into the Great Barrier Reef so they can massively expand coal exports.Give a dollar and help prevent the Great Barrier Reef from becoming a garbage dump
please fund this
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aaawwww omg so cute
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Challenge #00645 - A280: Performance Art
”The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is so culturally engrained now that starting it is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
Open Mic Night at the Tunnel Cafe…
It was where many a young performer honed their act before taking it further out into the open. People came here to steal other people’s jokes. People came here with dreams of stardom. And Shayde came here, apparently, to hold a guitar and tell jokes.
Having done some research
Read more »To my new followers... To my old followers... To those who unfollowed me... To those who looked at my blog and decided not to...
Read more »To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
my second time posting this but i got so many new followers
This never gets old
Human Religions
Aliens discover celebrity fandoms (Elvis, Morgan Freeman, etc.) and take them for human religions.
(#00644 - A279)
[AN: This is going to be interesting because the Amalgam Universe does possess the First Church of Elvis…]
From the journals of Kor'kor the Fascinated:
The humans, as always, were very welcoming and allowed me to trade for a ticket to their ceremonial enclosure. The sacrament was a large portion of exploded grain. Perhaps a sacrifice to the spirits?
The exploded grains were coated
Read more »Challenge #00643 - A278: Culinary Compromise
Why would you hate the [species]? The [species] aren’t eating everyone because they’re evil, they’re eating everyone because they’re fucking delicious.
“We need the meat alive for surviving,” said the Horg Captain. Griis. “Is forever the way.”
Of all the deathworlders they had ever met, these were on the most extreme scale. Their world was so badly a class five that it almost qualified for new categorisation as the first and only known class
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Injury II [Starter Sentences]
Challenge #00642 - A277: Forbidden Fruit
Heresy is Delicious. Don’t believe me? Put Kosher mustard on a ham and cheese sandwich and find out for yourself!
“So… you decided to open a restaurant on the greater thoroughfare of the business district.”
“That is correct,” said the lizard.
“All the forms and paperwork are correct… but you also decided to sell foods ordinarily under social and religious restrictions.”
“That is also correct. Cogniscent Shayde performed the idea in public.
Read more »here you go you silly fan, you Glorious :)
here you go you silly fan, you
Glorious :)
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Challenge #00641 - A276: BSOD
Emergency Brain error reboot Y/N
Error encountered at local clock 13:25:57
Erasing subsequent data
Restarting from automatic backup…
The spinning wheel annoyed her as she waited in etherspace for her hardware and software to agree on a stepstone. It was one thing she had in common with the organics.
Sound came first, as the audio receptors booted up. Her assistant was explaining the boot-up process and the need for lexicon patches to the luckless cogniscent who had said
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