And I’m glad you did :3
And I’m glad you did :3

And I’m glad you did :3

Read more »do u ever look at ur friend’s drawings or stories and be like
…and now I feel old :(
[Also I don’t have any XME reaction gifs. I must expand my folders]

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I define “idiocy” as “the practice of ignoring opportunities to learn”. You don’t do that :3
[Realtalk though - ‘idiot’ is an ablist slur and although non-nypicals like us can use those to describe ourselves, I really rather wouldn’t. tldr: stop hitting yourself]

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“A peck on the cheek” means something completely different when dealing with avioids.
[AN: I now have 66 instant stories to go before I start working on the next anthology. Yay. Also I’ve been awake since Ofuck in the morning and my wrists are hurting and I’ve had an asthma attack and it’s not even dawn yet. My life is one huge roller coaster. Anyway - story time!]
Human habits were fascinating. And when
Read more »Read more »literally i am so bored so everyone who reblogs this will get a shitty ms paint drawing in their inbox
…guess I’m next on your chopping block for the clean-up, eh?


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Ah thank you :3

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Now complete at Smashwords and all other good e-retailers!
The entire Hevun’s Child trilogy!
You would pay less for all three of these books than you would for one book in a regular, brick-and-mortar bookstore! Why would anyone want to miss out on a deal like this?
Tell the author you bought the whole series and get some really pathetic and enthusiastic gratitude!


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Every day throughout 2013, Author C.M. Weller undertook the challenge to write a story a day, every day, based on whatever crap the internet in general and Tumblr specifically chose to put in hir inbox.
These are those stories.
Three hundred and sixty-five tales guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and wonder what the hell this Author is taking in hir tea.
All yours for the low, low price of whatever the heck you want to pay. Click the pic and
Read more »Coming soon to all good eBook stores near YOU!
[Late 2014 - early 2015]
Beta-readers are now going through over one hundred and twenty thousand hand-crafted words for your reading pleasure. We carefully select the best words in the best combinations to ensure that your science fiction is not only plausible, but also fun and enjoyable to read.
We care about your reading comfort.
Watch this blog for further bulletins, and be sure to spread the word.
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Got to 9K in my next book.
Time to advertise the fuck out of the stories I already have!
Read more »The difference between a goose and a swan: A goose will chase at the drop of a hat and proceed to peck and bruise if it gets you. A swan will only attack if threatened, but can break bones.
“That’s ridiculous,” said a student in the middle of Allegedly Quiet Reading Time.
“Do you need assistance?” asked Mr Myss, Learning Advocate.
“This is an objectionable description of avians,” protested Yokk. “It assumes the
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I Mostly Forgive You.
Fic rec for all of those in love with the characters in that Ghost music video.
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