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Challenge #00795-B064: Come to Scenic Gravity Falls

 Mabel Pines and Francouer.
(if you don’t watch Gravity Falls a. Do it and b. this is now a free prompt day)

[AN: I do watch, I’m just not into the decoding stuff because I’m daft. I let everyone else do that.]

“I’ll show you all! I’ll summon a monster from ages past to destroy you all! Destroy you all! Destroy you all! Destroy you all!”

“Uh…” said Dipper. “Was it necessary

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becauselogicwarframe: meficrow: >random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don't...

becauselogicwarframe:

meficrow:

>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
>don’t know why the guards let him in
>figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over
>Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing
>Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit

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Two years.Every prompt given as a challenge to CM Weller has been answered with a story. Every. Single. Prompt.Over seven hundred...

Two years.

Every prompt given as a challenge to CM Weller has been answered with a story. Every. Single. Prompt.

Over seven hundred stories.

Every day, of every year - except Christmas, which is a day for the family - a story is written, prompted by YOU, my dear followers.

Hundreds of thousands of words.

Some will make you laugh. Some will make you cry. Some will perplex and boggle the mind.

Pay what you want for One Year of Instants and/

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Hevun’s RebelSahra was on the opposite side of the station to Ore Processing when it blew up. For a tunnel rat and a slave, this means...

Hevun’s Rebel

Sahra was on the opposite side of the station to Ore Processing when it blew up. For a tunnel rat and a slave, this means nothing but trouble. But for Sahra, that’s just the beginning.
Her people need a Saviour to lead them to freedom, but no such person dare volunteer with the Masters’ guns ready to fire at all times. What harm could there be in doing a few things to help the Saviour

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The Amity IncidentT'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity....

The Amity Incident

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why. Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters setting up housekeeping. Now she&

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knitmeapony: You know those people who are not 'people' to you, like, you can turn to them and say 'fuck everyone, all the people, all the...

knitmeapony:

You know those people who are not ‘people’ to you, like, you can turn to them and say ‘fuck everyone, all the people, all the humans I am never dealing with them forever’ and they say ‘I am so with you’ and you don’t have to say ‘present company excepted’ because they weren’t included in the first place?

You know, like, ‘I am going to become a hermit’ somehow also intrinsically includes ‘and visit you all the time, and

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Challenge #00794-B063: The Arboretum of Death

Bunya Pines. That is all.

[AN: SO very tempted to add a distant relative to Gravity Falls…]

People came from all over to see the deadly plants. They did not come to experience personal encounters with them. Just to see, and goggle in amazement that they existed at all.

Of course, it was no shock to many that the majority of these deadly plants came from Earth

Most of the protected walkways were surrounded on all sides by the best of

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Prize Draw Announcement

internutter:

Third Prize Winner: geekhyena  - congratulations, you have won one book of your choice. I will send you fanmail to make sure you know you’ve won.

Second Prize Winner: weirdlet  - congratulations, you have won three books of your choice. I will send you fanmail to make sure you know you’ve won.

First Prize Winner: knitnan  - congratulations, you’ve won the grand prize of five free books and a cameo or dedication in a future work. I will

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Irony:

Running a competition to promote your blog and finishing with the EXACT SAME number of followers you started with.

Yep.

Back to 199.

Sigh.

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