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becauselogicwarframe: meficrow: >random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don't...

becauselogicwarframe:

meficrow:

>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
>don’t know why the guards let him in
>figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over
>Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing
>Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent
>I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city.
>Dragon shows up
>Ohthankthegods
>Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon
>End of my worries
>He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul
>According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself.
>Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust
>Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible
>Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards
>He leaves without a word
>Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

FUCK

Two years.Every prompt given as a challenge to CM Weller has been answered with a story. Every. Single. Prompt.Over seven hundred...

Two years.

Every prompt given as a challenge to CM Weller has been answered with a story. Every. Single. Prompt.

Over seven hundred stories.

Every day, of every year - except Christmas, which is a day for the family - a story is written, prompted by YOU, my dear followers.

Hundreds of thousands of words.

Some will make you laugh. Some will make you cry. Some will perplex and boggle the mind.

Pay what you want for One Year of Instants and/

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Hevun’s RebelSahra was on the opposite side of the station to Ore Processing when it blew up. For a tunnel rat and a slave, this means...

Hevun’s Rebel

Sahra was on the opposite side of the station to Ore Processing when it blew up. For a tunnel rat and a slave, this means nothing but trouble. But for Sahra, that’s just the beginning.
Her people need a Saviour to lead them to freedom, but no such person dare volunteer with the Masters’ guns ready to fire at all times. What harm could there be in doing a few things to help the Saviour

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The Amity IncidentT'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity....

The Amity Incident

T'reka just wanted to learn. Unfortunately for her, her entire species views scientific thinking as a form of insanity. And when she wants to learn all about the various venomous, poisonous, and outright deadly life forms on a land mass named Toxic Island, you can almost see why. Little did she know that when she committed her life to the study of this strange and hostile land, there was already a colony of monsters setting up housekeeping. Now she&

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knitmeapony: You know those people who are not 'people' to you, like, you can turn to them and say 'fuck everyone, all the people, all the...

knitmeapony:

You know those people who are not ‘people’ to you, like, you can turn to them and say ‘fuck everyone, all the people, all the humans I am never dealing with them forever’ and they say ‘I am so with you’ and you don’t have to say ‘present company excepted’ because they weren’t included in the first place?

You know, like, ‘I am going to become a hermit’ somehow also intrinsically includes ‘and visit you all the time, and

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Challenge #00794-B063: The Arboretum of Death

Bunya Pines. That is all.

[AN: SO very tempted to add a distant relative to Gravity Falls…]

People came from all over to see the deadly plants. They did not come to experience personal encounters with them. Just to see, and goggle in amazement that they existed at all.

Of course, it was no shock to many that the majority of these deadly plants came from Earth

Most of the protected walkways were surrounded on all sides by the best of

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Prize Draw Announcement

internutter:

Third Prize Winner: geekhyena  - congratulations, you have won one book of your choice. I will send you fanmail to make sure you know you’ve won.

Second Prize Winner: weirdlet  - congratulations, you have won three books of your choice. I will send you fanmail to make sure you know you’ve won.

First Prize Winner: knitnan  - congratulations, you’ve won the grand prize of five free books and a cameo or dedication in a future work. I will

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Irony:

Running a competition to promote your blog and finishing with the EXACT SAME number of followers you started with.

Yep.

Back to 199.

Sigh.

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Revenge porn site owner wants his photos removed from Google

takealookatyourlife:

ophelius:

 So incase you havent heard, Craig Brittain, the owner of a now banned website which encouraged and provided a platform for men to post private and nude photographs of their ex girlfriends online has now asked Google to remove links to stories about him as they feature ‘unauthorised photographs’ of him.

How about we make his sad ugly mug a little bit more well known. 
As I think thats fair. 

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Source  (x)

Aw poor diddums. Is somebody posting photos of

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Prize Draw Announcement

Third Prize Winner: geekhyena  - congratulations, you have won one book of your choice. I will send you fanmail to make sure you know you’ve won.

Second Prize Winner: weirdlet  - congratulations, you have won three books of your choice. I will send you fanmail to make sure you know you’ve won.

First Prize Winner: knitnan  - congratulations, you’ve won the grand prize of five free books and a cameo or dedication in a future work.

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