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Challenge #00903-B172: One Thing in Common

Francoeur and Sweetie Belle

Her big sister had a really big visitor. He was immense enough to make a full-grown dragon wary. All black and sharp spikes and luminous red eyes…

…and a gentle, almost foal-like way of investigating the world with all four hands.

Sweetie Belle thought she was well-hidden until he offered her a rose and cooed, “…joli petit poney…”

“Oh, don’t be frightened, Sweetie Belle,” Rarity singsonged. “Francoeur is as gentle as a lamb. More gentle than a lamb, really… um. More like… gentler than Fluttershy.”

Sweetie came out of hiding. “That’s possible?”

Three hands started playing with her mane. Francoeur cooed and chittered, but he seemed happy.

Sweetie started humming a little tune that seemed to go with his melody. Which made the monster-sized creature sing along with her.

Words came out of him that she couldn’t understand, but it didn’t matter. They had the music between them. It was all that they needed.

Francoeur never spoke much. He preferred melody. And when he got his hands on a guitar… she could see why. Or rather, hear why.

The guitar spoke more eloquently than he ever could.

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chaoswolf1982: bertb0t: antique-symbolism: bertb0t: antique-symbolism: Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its...

chaoswolf1982:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

I get the feeling internutter could find something amusing to write about somewhere in here… possibly more than

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There is some part of me that hates me

I’m gonna be ranting here because I don’t want to drag people through this. You can hit the skip button. Or scroll on by.

And don’t worry. I should be over it soon. Ranting here helps.

I’m almost finished writing KFZ. The one novel of mine that just might fucking make it and be my doorway to a better life.

The one novel that’s been fucking cursed, on and off, since I started writing it.

I’m

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Autistic Garnet

manicpixiedreamcecil:

I personally believe that Gem neurology is as a rule similar to autistic neurology. But only Pearl is usually singled out as being autistic (and sometimes Peridot), which I find problematic because 

1. they’re pretty damn pale as far as Gems go, and autism is HIGHLY underdiagnosed in people of color (though Pearl is coded as Asian, a lot of fans read her as white, which is also bad but another story for another time) 

2. they’re the “prissiest”

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magesmagesmages: lambhorns: i have not seen anything at all about what's actually happening down here in australia at the moment despite...

magesmagesmages:

lambhorns:

i have not seen anything at all about what’s actually happening down here in australia at the moment despite general sly digs at our government (n while thats all cool n appreciated) im gonna take 5 min of yr time to tell yu about whats really happening right now in 2015 in australia 

  • the UN just released a report saying that the Australian Government has actually breached an international anti-torture convention through the way they are treating australia’s
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ultrafacts: Officials assigned the trees ID numbers and email addresses in 2013 as part of a program designed to make it easier for...

ultrafacts:

Officials assigned the trees ID numbers and email addresses in 2013 as part of a program designed to make it easier for citizens to report problems like dangerous branches. The “unintended but positive consequence,” as the chair of Melbourne’s Environment Portfolio, Councillor Arron Wood, put in an email, was that people did more than just report issues. They also wrote directly to the trees, which have received thousands of messages—everything from banal greetings and questions about current events to

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aloeviera: ladyalora-nerdprincealec: herthoughtfulsimplicities: sizvideos: Baby Girl seeing Clearly For the First TimeVideo My heart...

aloeviera:

ladyalora-nerdprincealec:

herthoughtfulsimplicities:

sizvideos:

Baby Girl seeing Clearly For the First Time

Video

My heart completely melted, subanallah.

quirefeast

THE LITTLE BLINK IN THE 3RD GIF THO

Look at when she stops struggling in the first gif. That’s the moment she realizes that the glasses are doing something.

My heart. The feels.

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thinking about robot butts because I am SPG trash

OKay. So I have this headcannon that Walter Robotics’ genuine robots have the WR emblem stamped on the left cheek of their -ah- ass plates.

And I’m thinking about this further and realised that you could line up the robo-asses and get a rough timeline of Walter Robotics emblems throughout 118 years

Rabbit, still having a majority of her original 1896 parts, would have a pre-WR emblem. Either a Victorian-style monograph of Pappy’s initials, or the my-headcannon-only Walter Mechanicals, which

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Challenge #00902-B171: In a Shared Domicile on Amity...

Random number prompt - use a random number generator and redo a prompt from the first year of instants - do NOT read the first story before writing the new one.

[AN: The random number was 133: Anywhere in the story: “The element of surprise didn’t so much rest upon someone hearing you but registering the significance of your approach.” (I hope altering one word counts)]

There was an important lesson in here, somewhere. Living with Deathworlders taught them well. Continuing

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for the fic request/suggestion/thing: modern AU discworld? maybe? :D

seiya234:

“Where shall we three meet again?” a young, slightly uncertain voice asked.

“Not here, this coffee is piss,” a loud, gregarious voice answered, drawing the attention of everyone in the coffee shop to her.[1]

“Nanny!”

“What, it is!”

“Too full of itself also,” a third voice chimed in. “I asked for a small coffee and they told me I needed to ask for a ‘short’. What kind of nonsense is that?”

Magrat Garlick resisted, barely, the urge to put her

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Challenge #00901-B170: Strange Creatures

Alternate universe prompt: The X - Mares

[AN: Of course I instantly thought of MLP:FiM]

Things went very quickly bad when the entirety of Ponyville discovered that Fluttershy’s strange friend was stranger than they had believed possible.

His glowing eyes almost bugged out of his head. He smiled with sharp, sharp teeth. He vanished in a puff of sulphur. He didn’t have hooves. He had paws. And his tail… was more like a dragon’s than a pony’

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