Realm of the InterNutter

Play Time?

Early morning, 1898…

The baby Petes were sleeping soundly. Making noise to wake up the babies was a time-out offense.

Ma and Pappy were sleeping soundly, too. That was bad.

Rabbit was bored.

Rabbit joined her automaton siblings. Watching Pappy breathe. It was still dark, so the lights from their eyes shone in his face.

Pappy screwed up his face. Squinted. Blinked and shielded his eyes. “Wh’t? Wh’z goin’ on?”

“Is it time to p-play, yet, Pappy?” Rabbit begged.

“Ya we wanna play,” added Three.

Pappy sort of moaned. “It isn’ even sunrise. Le’me sleep ‘till it’s dawn… at min’mum…” A big yawn, and burrowing under the covers until no light could reach him.

Now…

Rabbit watched the eastern sky in eager anticipation. As did The Spine and Hatchy. Any minute, soon…

It would be time for the humans to wake up! Time to play!

A big, long day of music and fun and setting the carnivorous chair on fire!

Seconds ticked by.

The first light of dawn kissed the horizon. Yes! At last!

“GOOD MORNING, THE SPINE!”

“GOOD MORNING, RABBIT!”

The humans didn’t always appreciate the earliest part of the morning, though. Rabbit never did find out why.

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Her name was Lamia Beard.
Her name was Taja DeJesus.
Her name was Penny Proud.
Her name was Ty Underwood.
Her name was Yazmin Vash Payne.
it’s important that we pay tribute to Leelah and Zander, but it’s also important that we pay tribute to the five trans women of color murdered in 2015 so far. I have seen next to nothing about these women. They are just as important as Leelah or Zander. They deserve the same recognition.

Steven Universe Theory

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I think we are all are getting blind sided by the real problem about the Steven Universe thing. We think the Home World Gems are the ones to fear but were not looking at the bigger picture. The gems were expanding their armies way before the war we knew. The war here only started because it had sentient life on it, implying they were doing this on worlds before and just this one had life on it.
The home world

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ladyshinga:

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spacemuffinz:

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i have enough for my train ticket! but i will continue doing this for a while longer and use any leftover money for food and bed.

7:26 PM

I have been awake for about 18 hours.

Bedtime for everybody

[X] Brats to school
[X] Day job
[x] annoying as fuck side-quest to get fuel at great detriment to my budget
[X] Fetch Quest part 1
[X] Fetch Quest part 2
[X] Instant story
[X] 500 words
[X] Brats safely home
[X] Evening meal

The last one is planned. Mayhem is doing the cooking.

Please excuse me while I rack off and do things that require zero brain investment.

12:08PM

[X] Brats to school
[X] Day job
[x] annoying as fuck side-quest to get fuel at great detriment to my budget
[X] Fetch Quest part 1
[X] Fetch Quest part 2
[X] Instant story
[X] 500 words
[ ] Brats safely home
[ ] Evening meal

Off I fuck to attempt putting together some shit.

Challenge #00881-B150: One Missed Point on the Commercial Concourse

A time machine has to have flashing lights. It’s not a proper Time machine unless it has flashing lights!

It was a tiny little nookery of surprising inside dimensions. It only
seemed small on the outside. The shelves were full of interesting things that looked very impressive. There were a myriad of blinking
lights.

“Welcome, welcome,” beamed the proprietor. Their nametag declared them to be Thiite. “Do you like my time machines?”

Blez Jenkins looked again at the items on the

10:26AM

Going on the nebuliser didn’t do fuckshit for my energy levels.

Or my willingness to keep breathing in.

I fucking hate today. Not allowed to surrender because shit needs getting done.

I need an entire day of hot baths, hugs, chocolate, and laughably shitty movies.

10:12 AM

[X] Brats to school
[X] Day job
[x] annoying as fuck side-quest to get fuel at great detriment to my budget
[X] Fetch Quest part 1
[X] Fetch Quest part 2
[ ] Instant story
[ ] 500 words
[ ] Brats safely home
[ ] Evening meal

I can’t breathe so I’m going on the nebuliser. Which will give me the shakes. Huzzah.

9:20AM

The internet is being a fucking bag of cankers, today. BLURGH!

Le checklist:

[X] Brats to school
[X] Day job
[ ] Fetch Quest part 1
[ ] Fetch Quest part 2
[ ] Instant story
[ ] 500 words
[ ] Brats safely home
[ ] Evening meal

I should not be driving, yet I must. …mneh…

9:05AM

Ugh I dunno if I’m gonna make it….

Le checklist:

[X] Brats to school
[ ] Day job
[ ] Fetch Quest part 1
[ ] Fetch Quest part 2
[ ] Instant story
[ ] 500 words
[ ] Brats safely home
[ ] Evening meal

I want a robot duplicate capable of doing most of this without falling over

Anxiety Gif Master Post

dead-rainbow:

Hi! I keep these on my computer and I wanted to make this post for someone… Feel free to add sources - I don’t have them :)
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