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Challenge #00920-B189: Awkward Re-union

A weightier prompt than usual - MSA Lewis meeting his family again post-mansion. (If relevant, assume the long awkward conversations and explanations are done and the trio+dog are mystery buddies again.)

[AN: I have decided to name Mr and Mrs Pepper “Bel” and “Cayenne” for no real reason other than shits and giggles.]

Vivi awkwardly polished a cracked heart locket with her hands as Arthur drew all the curtains closed. “We… have some news…” Vivi began. She was tense. On edge. Sitting very stiff and formal on the couch where she once lounged on lazy Sundays to pummel Lewis at video games.

“This is one of your supernatural things, isn’t it?” Cayenne, always quicker off the mark than her husband, had never taken her gaze away from the locket as it turned and tumbled in Vivi’s hands.

Bel put it together when Arthur turned off the lights. “Oh, I think it is… And I think it might be Lewis.”

“Yeah. It’s me.” There was no elaborate lead in. He appeared out of the darkness with his pink pompadour aflame. In the same black suit they’d buried his body in. “I’m sorry, Mom. Dad. I couldn’t leave. And… I still don’t want to.”

The most horrifying thing, Arthur would say later, was that Cayenne was crying and Bel looked furious. When the Peppers reacted, it was usually the other way around.

“You’re sorry,” said Bel. “You’re sorry?”

“Dad… I…”

“After all we went through, you’re sorry?“

“…daddy…”

Bel Pepper launched himself across the room and landed in a hug. “Never be sorry! Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever be sorry!“

Cayenne followed him, wrapping herself around them both. “You’re here. You came back. O my baby, my baby…”

Slightly irritated, yet relieved and accepting, “Mom…” Lewis returned the hug. “I’m still sorry I’m cold.”

The Peppers chorused a unanimous, “We don’t care.”

Vivi relaxed. “He’s tied to the locket. Currently. We’re… we’re still working on ways to help him corporealise.”

And it was only after a near-marathon catch-up session that the Peppers noticed that Arthur remained oddly silent. And spent most of his time clinging to Mystery.

But they knew that Arthur blamed himself for Lewis’ death. They would later find out that Lewis did the same.

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Challenge #00919-B188: Here's to the Parents

a quote from historian Will Durant as I remember it. “Let me give tribute to all those Mothers, who over time dragged their children kicking and screaming through centuries of Civilization.” I presume he means the good Mums. Have fun.

“Say-shun! Say-shun!” Sprout ricocheted around the cabin, enjoying the free-fall before docking. “SAY-SHUN!”

Gavin fielded her on the fifth pass. “Settle down. Sprout. We gotta remember Rule One when we dock. What’s Rule One?”

“S'ay close.”

“That’s right. Good girl.

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i am a trans woman in danger of being physically assaulted and need money for moving

slrigsnart:

CW SLURS / TRANSMISOGYNY 

www.gofundme.com/killniagarafalltbh

my name is kylie (or) stephanie. i’m 20 years old and live in niagara falls ontario. this city is regarded as one full of homophobia and transmisogyny as ive been told by many LGBT individuals. this morning i received two very stressful anon messages. 

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shortly following my response to this message, this was sent

the pixelated text is my current address. these are being sent by somebody who knows where i live. i

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oldred100: art-without-name: Okay so after a long time of putting it off because I am a very big procrastinator, I went back and looked...

oldred100:

art-without-name:

Okay so after a long time of putting it off because I am a very big procrastinator, I went back and looked through the SPG lore, starting with the short version, the background of how the band came to be.

And when I got the the end I realized something that took me a few seconds of re-reading the paragraph over a few times.

The bots are fucking war veterans and I never took account of that before now. Holy

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Challenge #00918-B187: Hidden Treasure

Going to the antiques roadshow and finding out the thing you meant to bring is junk… but what’s that hiding in the tissue paper? That little piece of junk that fell in the box is actually…

“But it’s been in my family for generations. My great-great-great-great-great grandmother paid three guineas for it.”

“I’m sorry, but your great-great-great-great-great grandmother was duped. This is a genuine fake. It was forged at the time she purchased it. See this shade of green?

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haniemohd: yamino: Tumblr, we need your help.This evening as we were arriving at our hotel on the North Carolina coast, we heard a cry in...

haniemohd:

yamino:

Tumblr, we need your help.

This evening as we were arriving at our hotel on the North Carolina coast, we heard a cry in the parking lot.  We thought it might be a cat, so we called for it.  The cry persisted.  Out of the darkness ran a little orange kitten.

The kitten was desperate.  He cried and cried, until we picked him up, put him in our car, and drove around looking for a place to buy cat food

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askatriangleandastar: thequeenofmangosteens: mephisto-pheles-kingoftime: thequeenofmangosteens OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU...

askatriangleandastar:

thequeenofmangosteens:

mephisto-pheles-kingoftime:

thequeenofmangosteens

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU WONDERFUL BEING -hugs you forever- <33

YO EVERYBODY WHO FOLLOWS ME!

PLEASE LISTEN UP!

This is important to nearly EVERY PART OF TUMBLR. Please do an act of kindness by helping out others and sharing this with as many people as you can, and please tell all your followers the same exact thing! This needs to be shared and it needs to get out there so people can try

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Challenge #00917-B186: Hoaders Impossible

A chatty dragon with a hoard full of technically worthless things with amazing stories attached.

“You collect trash,” said the visiting Princess.

“Not… quite,” allowed the Dragon Freasha. “Pick out something. Go ahead. Just -ah- mind where it came from so it can go back?”

It was a very ratty teddy-bear. Much abused and on the verge of falling apart.

“Ah. That belonged to my first princess. Father made me kidnap her. She was four and very scared. I told him

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davidmichaelbennett: Our newest album The Vice Quadrant is almost done. We are putting the final touches on it as we speak. Late nights a...

davidmichaelbennett:

Our newest album The Vice Quadrant is almost done.

We are putting the final touches on it as we speak.

Late nights a plenty…
Haven’t seen outside for about a week.

It’s almost time to ship it off for manufacturing and digital distribution to be ready for your consumption September 1st.

Strictly IMO, the entire band needs to take some self-time when this album drops.

Just… go enjoy yourselves and relax. You deserve it.

And then you can

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