Realm of the InterNutter

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oldred100: art-without-name: Okay so after a long time of putting it off because I am a very big procrastinator, I went back and looked...

oldred100:

art-without-name:

Okay so after a long time of putting it off because I am a very big procrastinator, I went back and looked through the SPG lore, starting with the short version, the background of how the band came to be.

And when I got the the end I realized something that took me a few seconds of re-reading the paragraph over a few times.

The bots are fucking war veterans and I never took account of that before now. Holy shit I am fucking late to the party.

Remember this video X

O man the sad headcannons…

The bots wanting to march with their unit. Being told that they’re not allowed. The same General who praised them on the battlefield saying, “Son,” (he ignores Rabbit’s little flinch) “we don’t drive tanks in the Memorial Day parade.”

The bots having to get permission to leave the Walter Estate grounds just to watch. Having to have Walter Worker escorts to make certain these war machines don’t malfunction and hurt civilians. Even though the Walter Workers know that the bots are pacifists.

The bots lining up at the side of the road, all under umbrellas so the sun doesn’t make them overheat. Saluting their friends. And smiling when their real friends return the salute.

And as the years pass… The friends dwindle and fade away. Until nobody salutes them. But the bots still salute the soldiers as they march by.

Age shall not weary them, indeed.

Challenge #00918-B187: Hidden Treasure

Going to the antiques roadshow and finding out the thing you meant to bring is junk… but what’s that hiding in the tissue paper? That little piece of junk that fell in the box is actually…

“But it’s been in my family for generations. My great-great-great-great-great grandmother paid three guineas for it.”

“I’m sorry, but your great-great-great-great-great grandmother was duped. This is a genuine fake. It was forged at the time she purchased it. See this shade of green?

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haniemohd: yamino: Tumblr, we need your help.This evening as we were arriving at our hotel on the North Carolina coast, we heard a cry in...

haniemohd:

yamino:

Tumblr, we need your help.

This evening as we were arriving at our hotel on the North Carolina coast, we heard a cry in the parking lot.  We thought it might be a cat, so we called for it.  The cry persisted.  Out of the darkness ran a little orange kitten.

The kitten was desperate.  He cried and cried, until we picked him up, put him in our car, and drove around looking for a place to buy cat food

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askatriangleandastar: thequeenofmangosteens: mephisto-pheles-kingoftime: thequeenofmangosteens OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU...

askatriangleandastar:

thequeenofmangosteens:

mephisto-pheles-kingoftime:

thequeenofmangosteens

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU WONDERFUL BEING -hugs you forever- <33

YO EVERYBODY WHO FOLLOWS ME!

PLEASE LISTEN UP!

This is important to nearly EVERY PART OF TUMBLR. Please do an act of kindness by helping out others and sharing this with as many people as you can, and please tell all your followers the same exact thing! This needs to be shared and it needs to get out there so people can try

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Challenge #00917-B186: Hoaders Impossible

A chatty dragon with a hoard full of technically worthless things with amazing stories attached.

“You collect trash,” said the visiting Princess.

“Not… quite,” allowed the Dragon Freasha. “Pick out something. Go ahead. Just -ah- mind where it came from so it can go back?”

It was a very ratty teddy-bear. Much abused and on the verge of falling apart.

“Ah. That belonged to my first princess. Father made me kidnap her. She was four and very scared. I told him

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davidmichaelbennett: Our newest album The Vice Quadrant is almost done. We are putting the final touches on it as we speak. Late nights a...

davidmichaelbennett:

Our newest album The Vice Quadrant is almost done.

We are putting the final touches on it as we speak.

Late nights a plenty…
Haven’t seen outside for about a week.

It’s almost time to ship it off for manufacturing and digital distribution to be ready for your consumption September 1st.

Strictly IMO, the entire band needs to take some self-time when this album drops.

Just… go enjoy yourselves and relax. You deserve it.

And then you can

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Challenge #00916-B185: Hoarders Unimaginable

I couldn’t resist.

A Dragon (note capital) being told her hoard is worthless.

“Avaunt, foul beast!”

The Dragon Shashannash groaned as she opened an eye. “I was trying to sleep,” she yawned. “I don’t have any princesses… What do you want?”

The knight seemed a little nonplussed. “I have come to fight for the vast wealth you are draining from my lands… er… foul beast.”

“Enough with the ‘foul beast’ I keep very clean, thank you.” She

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shadowflameswords:fezes-and-sandshoes:So I found a list of some of the more common gender neutral pronouns being invented. I think it's...

shadowflameswords:

fezes-and-sandshoes:

So I found a list of some of the more common gender neutral pronouns being invented. I think it’s pretty cool.

It’s a cool list, though technically all pronouns are ‘invented’ pronouns — one doesn’t buy a ‘Creation of New Language’ module somewhere and get a set of complimentary pronouns free upon purchase…

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Please please please read this

ask-the-true-romanian-vampire:

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If you are ever on omegle and come across this guy, PLEASE skip him immediately. He trolls the hetalia tag looking for hetalia cosplayers. He will ask you who you are cosplaying, and then what your opinions of a few other countries are, one of them always being Hungary, because he is from there. He will ask if you are confusing the anime countries with the real countries and from there he will ask what your opinion is of the ACTUAL

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