Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera
Track #10 - Daughter of Space Written by David Michael Bennett
“Her laser hair cut through beams of steel Her claws of energy cracked my canopy The sonic voice smashed my deflectors into pieces The cabin depressurized, I hit my escape releases”
In the name of it’s late and eventually we both want to sleep, I agree to that deal.
“You ever really think about cats?” asked Sam. “You know. Really
think about cats? Like they’re a solid animal, but they act like a
fluid and they can expand to fill the space they want to take up…. And
the super-fluffy ones always shock you when they’re wet because they’re
all like those hairless skeleton things underneath all that
Track List Reveal for Steam Powered Giraffe: The Vice Quadrant: A Space Opera
Track #9 -
Sky Sharks (Featuring Professor Elemental)
Written by Isabella Bunny Bennett and Professor Elemental
“Now they’re eating all our fried fish And all the seafood that no one will miss Hundreds of grandparents mourn the loss Of every Long John Silver tartar sauce”
That’s right y'all…we did a collaborative song with Professor Elemental!
Woman Publicly Sodomized in Gas Station Parking Lot by Cops Because they ‘Smelled Weed’
Charnesia Corley was on her way to the store to get medicine for her sick mother last June when she was detained by police for allegedly running a stop sign. Within minutes, this routine traffic stop turned into a waking nightmare.
The deputy who pulled Corley over asked her to step out of the vehicle after “smelling what he believed to be marijuana.”
All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can’t get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer. — IBM maintenance manual, 1925
Taking things apart is easy. Putting them back again, not so much.
So
far, Rael had had lots of practice with the former. He’d found he’d
attempted reassembly in the wrong order. Five times.
Hey all, I’ve gotten a few questions regarding Steam Powered Giraffe’s new album The Vice Quadrant and whether or not it will be coming to Spotify and other streaming services.
I thought I’d make a public post about this for all of you who may be interested…
It’s going to be a long one.
Now before I start I don’t want anyone to think this is a weird awkward ungrateful post or anything. I do want
a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.
How dare she reject you? How dare she not want to give you her number? So you can study âAlone. Together.â How dare she nicely reject you by saying she has a boyfriend so you donât feel bad about yourself? Youâre âfucking sick and tiredâ of women saying that they have a boyfriend so youâll leave them alone? Maybe women are âfucking sick and tiredâ
Please pray for the island of Puerto Rico, my people are experiencing one of the biggest droughts they ever have had and the government is alternating 3 days without water allowance and 1 day with water (that means no showers, no tap water, no laundry, no anything). The US gov’t is doing pretty much nothing to help and the US news is of course not talking about it.
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